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Doin' Crimes and Eatin Limes
🕑 Added 2021-04-30 10:17:28 +0000 UTCI told you there would be more of this madness. This villain is gonna keep on shocking the system and no one can do a damn thing about it. Not the Super Friends, not the Justice League, not even Zach Snyder's Justice League, which has all the powers of both.
My limey loony crime spree is just getting sharted. They never caught the Sushi Swine and they'll never catch The Jester either, and don't even get your hopes up about apprehending the Uni-Bastard. I'm like the 3 faces of Foley, only it's more like 300 faces. Specifically Zach Snyder's 300, hence the mighty beard that frames this maniacal mug, making claims i was framed in the frame of my mean-mugging mug-shot. Call me Chaos Foster Wallace cause the Infinite Jest of Endless Jess fosters more chaos than Jared Leto and Zach Snyder's Jared Leto combined. Just like i combine lime crimes with fine lines and cross em like Dent's dimes.
What the hell am i even writing? This post is a terrorist attack, a criminal act, a crime, a war crime, and an even more crime, that's the kind of chaotic static shock this assey gas-blasting master-bastard provides to the master's system, like a master system that fell in the bath tub, now that's a hell of a back scrub. Rub a dub fuckin dub. I don't write jokes, i write lyrical strokes. i left lame jamokes brains broke till they croaked with every woke note i've writ, written, and wrote.
In a literary sense my voice is more dense with nonsense than james joyce could make sense of, hence, why the prose sends notes to your nose with the scents of a stream of flatulence, bro's. i suppose i could take those lemon and lime, and do crimes with the rhythm and rhyme that's all mine.
I break more laws than a fist breaks jaws and i make more mischief than Mischief Makers 64, that's 65 or more if you're keeping score.
Okay that's enough of this, I'm bored.
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Ian Salyers
Jess’s art is not beautiful, and therefore, is.
