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Tony Hawk High Score Get!
🕑 Added 2021-07-01 03:59:28 +0000 UTCHey. Did you know I'm the best at Tony Hawk? Well, like 3000th best, apparently. But that's still pretty good. Look, I'm better at it than you, that's all that matters.
The point is I love Tony Hawk. You love watching me play Tony Hawk. What more could anyone possibly want. I may not have dethroned the esteemed Mr. xSPiTFiRe77 today, but i will. Every day i get closer. I'm closing in on his wonderbolt ass, sneaking up the leaderboards from behind like Grima Wormtongue, he's not gonna know what hit him.
All i have to do is keep beating my own high score and that's easy, I've been beating myself off for years. So rest while you can, you silly-named probably asian person. Cause I'm comin for ya, and Hell's comin with me. Unless i forget or give up or get bored.
I tell ya, this man has vexed me. A billion points. A BIILLION. What an asshole. Nobody should have a billion, in Tony Hawk or in life. Nobody but me that is. I remember when getting a million was a big deal. Now you got these wannabe despots out here with a billion. Damn you, xSPiTFiRe77. You got me running in a Tony Hawk!
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Ian Salyers
Xspitfire77 eats pieces of shit like you for breakfast.
mrbanks
TONEE HECK
