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I'm too stupid for this awful game
🕑 Added 2021-03-01 05:44:54 +0000 UTCApparently this is considered a good game according to reviews. This shocked and horrified me because playing it I could have just as easily assumed it to be some janky, eternally unfinished 99 cent steam game that youtubers play as a joke. Oh i played it all right, and it's a joke all right, but i ain't laughin. Except for the parts where i do.
Never mind, it's probably fine, but i was having more fun hating it so that's my opinion. I'm not here to be fair-minded, only fair of skin, and that's just to piss off any jealous Evil Queens out there.
This is one of those open-world survival games where you do nothing and wait to die like in real life. The only difference is it's somehow even more lame. Feel my torment, unable to leave until a cabin gets built. I'm in Hell.
Clearly I'm missing something, I am but a simple man. I prefer games that are... literally anything else. Thank god I'm cool, or i might lose my cool, and then my cool would go cold, out in the cold, like in this game.
