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Final Fantasy 7 Remake Post Game
🕑 Added 2020-07-01 01:34:50 +0000 UTCHey guys, remember the Final Fantasy 7 remake? Remember when that was a big deal? Before the fake virus, and the manufactured hysteria, and the tyrannical lockdown, and the martial law, and the stupid tiger show, and the riots, and the race war, and the proletariat revolt, and the complete media-fueled breakdown of our deeply classist and fragile multi-ethnic society, and the unjust cancellation of Aunt Jemima, and the thing with the golf club, and whatever other wacky nightmare scenarios 2020 still has in store for us.
Fucking election years, man. They just take, and take, and give nothing back but more sadness and horror. I think i finally understand Joker's joke. What do Joel from the Last of Us and Aunt Jemima have in common? They both did absolutely nothing wrong.
I have to include a picture so you get that you wouldn't get it.
Here's some FF7 post-game action. If you were here last month then you already saw one of these, and just for continuity's sake i'll clarify that this one was recorded before the part you already saw, wherein i ranted humorously and at great length about those horrific mechanical arm puzzles. I uploaded that one first because... actually i don't remember why. But it doesn't really matter because it's all post-game anyway, it's not like anyone's watching this to experience the story. At least i hope not.
Although come to think of it, this is the remake we're talking about, so seeing it out of order would be no less incoherent than playing it yourself. I made sure to play through it without recording at first so as not to distract myself and potentially miss something important. But that proved to be a fatal mistake.
I wish i had missed it, because now there are things i can't unsee. Things i hope to spare you all from by simply recording some post-game busy work and saying silly crap over it. I do this to heal, because they massacred my boy.
Time ghosts, man. Fucking time ghosts. Somehow i know in my heart 2020 is all their fault.
