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Broken Man Rants At FF7 Remake, Goes Crazy.
🕑 Added 2020-06-01 03:01:40 +0000 UTCConsider this my review for now, this rambling stream-of-consciousness/ diary of a crazy man is exactly the review FF7 Remake deserves, not so much a formatted exploration of pro's and cons as it is an exorcise in oh my god fucking whatever god who fucking cares.
Ok I'm gonna level with you, i don't know what the hell to write here and i don't feel like pulling some hilariously clever set of paragraphs out of my ass for this one. This video's a masterpiece, i ain't gotta say shit. It speaks for itself.
Basically all you need to know is a bunch of dumb idiots remade final fantasy 7 and then i recorded myself playing it a bunch. This isn't the canonical first in the series, but it's the first one i'm posting because stands on it's own as a work of profound art, at a level that dwarfs what the remake itself was able to accomplish.
This gloriously unbroken 34 minutes of rambling, spiraling improvisational genius deserves to be it's own video, on the main channel, with a hilarious clickbait title and a cool thumbnail, but for now i'm just throwing it up for patrons because holy shit i'm fucking busy and i don't have the time nor the desire to dick around playing the youtube game right now. So as usual you all get to see this wreckless spree of comedy and critique when no one else does, that's your reward for being intelligent and virtuous enough to give me money.
May you continue to have excellent taste in independent comedy video dudes, fake critics, folk-rappin sewer cowboys, and whatever else i am.
Alright i'm sick of writing this shitty post, ignore it and just watch the video, which is God tier and belongs in a museum. That's all i got to fucking say about that shit. I'm really fucking funny and cool, you're welcome.
Comments
CrowsTakingOff
Your voice at 25:49 is too funny. Also you make great cat noises. Another thing, this video felt like an eternity, I couldn't believe it was only 30 something minutes. Maybe the constant talking (higher words per minute) was causing time dilation or maybe it was the game's being horrible, I don't know.
