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Oh God it's Wuppo! (wtf is wuppo)
🕑 Added 2020-08-01 03:54:18 +0000 UTCFuck i gotta write this post fast patreon is being fuckin weird and crapping out on me all day ah crap. i gotta get this up while i still can i'll come back and edit this post later and make it good i promise. fuck.
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Okay, im back. Sorry folks, patreon was being weird. Here is Wuppo and as promised i have returned to say some things and type some stuff, that being my job and all. Did i mention my leg's infected and my foot fell off? it's okay i'm getting a pogo stick installed.
That's not important. What's important is this is a game called Wuppo, and as you can see it's... really cool? Maybe. I can't tell. I think it's good probably.
It's a cute little minimalist story driven platformer metroidvania thing with an inventory system and puzzles like Monkey Island. So that's pretty cool.
Ugh I'm bored of writing this. I'll be back in a bit to write more.
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Well i'm back but i'm not sure i have much more to say about Wuppo so instead i'll talk about this movie i saw called um.... what's a fuckin movie i seen lately, i don't know. It was called... fuck. I have no idea. I miss the movie theater so bad. I'm so depressed without the movie theater and the gym and bars and restaurants please god end this nightmare.
Orange is the New Black! That's a movie i saw recently. It was a pretty long movie. Something like... 100 hours. Not like i had anything better to do, i'm the one in prison.
Oh, also i think i saw a movie called horse girl. That girl from Community was in it. I think you see her tits in it? I wanna say yes. She gets naked at one part. God, i love tits.
Here's wuppo.
