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Wrestlemania Apocalypse: Boneyard Review
🕑 Added 2020-04-13 18:30:13 +0000 UTCGimme a hell yeah! It's that time again. No, not the end of the world, i mean yes also that, but the important thing is it's Wrestlemania Time again. The show must go on. Nothing stops Vince and nothing stops me.
When civilization is ash and society collapsed, when the world of man is a smoking ruin and the empty cities teem with new wildlife, when the human race teeters on the brink of extinction and survivors are forced underground to escape Matrix sentinels, X-men sentinels, and some hilarious third kind of sentinels, only two men will have the grapefruit sized balls to venture to the surface and drag everyone kicking and screaming back to the wonderful world of sports entertainment. The Immortal Genius Demon MeekMahan, brazenly charging forth with Wrestlemania, and the Endless Demon Genius Je boldly marching on with my yearly insane rambling review of it.
As usual what was supposed to be a simple vlog took a week of editing because i had to get my goofy silly bullshit in. You better appreciate that goofy silly bullshit, it's my immunity in these stupid times, and i'm sharing it with you.
I didn't give scores in the video but since patrons deserve something extra i'll put them here. Here's my official star ratings for the matches, segments, and other wrestling things of Wrestlemania weekend.
Boneyard Match 5/5
Firefly Funhouse Match 6/5
Endless Jess Vs. Loud Cars and dogs 3/5
Brock Vs. Drew - 1/5
Braun Vs. Goldberg - 1/5
Cigar gimmick - 4/5
Sami Zayn Vs. Daniel Bryan - 3/5
Coffee Gimmick - 1/5, dud, (not even real coffee)
Seth vs. Owens - 3/5
Sunglasses Gimmick - 5/5
Water bottle gimmick - 5/5 IT'S MY TIIIIIMMEE!
Otis Vs Ziggler - 2/5
Tree Surfing - 5/5
Corona Virus Vs. The World - 0/5, dud, "End this match" chant.
Everything else - who cares/5
Comments
Ian Salyers
I very much enjoyed this video. Tree surfing might not be the cure to corona, but it'll keep us entertained until we all die of it, so it may as well be the cure.
