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2 Tokes and a Bloke (Radcon 4 Stuff)
🕑 Added 2020-03-27 22:15:54 +0000 UTCGo to Radcon 4 they said, Hang out with the Pro-Crastinators they said. Those guys are your friends. It'll be fun. You'll get some work done. You'll go to the fan meetup. You might even get paid a little. What's the worst that could happen?
Smash cut to me stranded at a bumfuck Maryland truck stop with no oil in my car, a stolen debit card, and 11 dollars to my name, in the middle of an apocalyptic deathstorm of Swine Flu 2: Hamboi edition. But that's a story for another time.
The important thing is, yes i went to Radcon. Again. It was a great and immeasurable sacrifice on my part and you're welcome. Like Harley Quinn going back to the Joker, i can feel my character development dissipating into the air with every sneeze. Or maybe that's just particles of Corona-mold from my furnace room days. Whatever, it's not important.
I haven't talked to any of these guys since whenever the last time i was on the podcast was, but within 2 minutes of being around them i had already completely regressed into my old habits of being a fucking youtuber. Disgusting, i know.
The good news for you is that i now have a shitload of actual, honest to god content to roll out to you all over the lonely duration of this jackbooted quarantine. Oh i've got good things to show you in the coming months. You're going to be so damn entertained you'll skip out on toilet paper and hand soap to up your pledges.
But before we get to the main course, i gotta stuff your face with appetizers. Here's a video... podcast... thing, with Digi-br0 and Tommy O. Enjoy us shooting the shit about fucking nothing like the gay old days.
Topics here include:
John Frusciante re-joining the red hot chili peppers
Finally explaining my "Real America" meme
Some typical gay pcp self-congratulatory artist bullshit about having too many good ideas or something. I'm sorry. These guys are literally a bad influence on me, i'm not like this.
My seething hatred for reddit
Annoying fucking gay political shit, again i'm sorry, its literally impossible to sit in a room with these guys and not fall into all these same awful terrible topics.
Digi straight up starts drawing some multi-layered pile of political compasses on the white board for like 10 minutes while i try and fail to look like i'm listening.
Me coming up with the idea for the very thing we're filming 30 minutes into it.
This fuckin sick nasty based and black pilled documentary i saw called Hypernormalisation (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fh2cDKyFdyU)
a cool book that tom listened to on the audible
The brilliant and based Norm Macdonald book i listened to on the audible. (This is not an ad for stupid audible.)
A cool hunter s. thompson book digi been reading. An actual book. NOT on audible.
My dream to be a cool mysterious secluded author
Digi talks about his Koo-So-MEGA thing for a bit.
talkin bout my boi johnny oldschool escaping youtube and going legit.
probably some other shit whatever who gives a fuck.
Wowie. Those are some mighty fine topics of discussion if i say so my damn self. Enjoy the laughing joking numbnuts video podcast shenanigans of me and the boys as we talk about some shit you maybe care about a little.
Oh, and also here's PCP #200, in which i talked about my cool plans for evolving as an artist and human being, all of which are now on hold indefinitely because i'm quarantined in a bunker 20 floors below sea level with a shitload of high-quality, god-awful youtube content to edit. Here's to finally escaping youtube and building a real career... in i guess another year from now probably. Ha ha. Cool. *weeps silently*.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otMGnvzgBMU
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i had mixed feelings seeing you appear at radcon one of of cool jesse coolest guy ever along with on no shit god fuck pcp and the drain on the brain i kinda feel guilty like i've caused this somehow hope you get your fair share and get out of the furnace room of youtube as soon as you can to be a real boi like your calling is. if im being gay sorry i just want you to be well and things are generally shitty in this world rn im currently trying to claw my way out of home and getting a career for myself making chairs and it feels like i can't get there fast enough i feel like i should've been doing this for years and i gotta catch up with everything now corona virus has stopped my progress the depression has hit like a trainwreck. so anyway heres wishing you well in your endeavours big and small someday we might make it where we wanna. maybe just maybe
