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Not Understanding Hitman
🕑 Added 2019-06-01 03:34:22 +0000 UTCI got this game free and tried to play it but it was too confusing and too stupidly made and the menus were stupid and everything was stupid and it sucked butt and it fucking sucked and i fuckin hate it.
This is the blue glow, where i play the best games and i'm the best at them... but this game sucks and i suck at it.
I don't even know what to do with this nonsense, it's just me being lost, confused, and increasingly annoyed. So i'm sticking it here at the end of the month in the hopes that at least a few of you will think it's cool.
Sadly, all i've ever heard about the Hitman series was that it was good. Open ended, clever, unique. All that stuff. I never played the series before cause i thought the main character looked boring.
But hey, i got this for free, right? So why not give it a shot. Well. For a series that's supposedly great and beloved i don't see what the big deal is about in my 25 minutes of randomly fumbling around, talking about wrestling and complaining about menus. I'm going to assume that's the game's fault.
Actually, looking up what other people have said about this particular Hitman reboot, it's not even on the level of the originals. I'm far from the only one complaining about the confusing interface and that includes fans of the series, so... i win?
I don't know what i've won. Game's bad. Hooray for me, i guess. I still had to play it though. Why couldn't i be wrong? Just once, i'd like to be wrong about something because then a game might actually be good.
Anyways, thanks again for another month, friends. Hotels are expensive as fuck and you guys are really keeping me afloat here. I appreciate it, and when things get normal, i'll make it all worth it by working my ass off on top tier content. Not this Hitman shit. I'm talkin the GOOD STUFF, baby. Not-A-Reviews, Disgruntled video game think-pieces, disgruntled anti-political political think-pieces, comedy stuff, yucks, fucks, laffs, gaffs, songs, musics, silly raps, stupid raps, cool raps, other shit, maybe a my japanese animes or something, hell maybe i'll finally finish an album, anything and fuckin everything. I never thought i'd say this but man i miss my job. I hope i can get back to work soon makin cool stuff. In the meantime... well... here's Hitman.
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Boldizar
I had the exact same reaction to the menus when I played this.
GarryAlways
Off Topic: Jess I just watched CM Punk's Pipe Bomb and the promo he cut on The Rock. It's all so clear now
