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Army Gals
🕑 Added 2019-04-30 20:45:12 +0000 UTCOh god what the heck is this weird anime shit. I don't even know what to write here. This is a dating sim or as the zoomers call them an "erotic visual novel", that i'm pretty sure i got for like 99 cents or something. Right now it's going for like 12 dollars and i don't understand why nor do i ever wish to understand.
So i think i started playing this game because for some reason i thought it would be silly and wacky cause lol sex or something. I sort of assumed there would be like... you know... a game aspect to it. Sort of like Hunnie Pop, where you have to master this legitimately good puzzle game before even seeing some tiddy. Or like Katawa Shoujou where the characters are so damaged and sad that it's easy to mess up and hurt their feelings and just lose, hell you can even die in that game.
But Army Gals is straight baby shit. Just like in real life getting laid is way too easy. There's no challenge to these hoes! I couldn't stop these thots from beating off my stick if i beat them off with a stick. I think i ended up accidentally nailing every one of those desperate, thirsty sluts without even trying. Oh well, C'est la vie for Endlett je.
None of the girls in the game were particularly hot or interesting. Just basic templates like the bitchy one and the slightly more bitchy one and the timid one, and the game was so weirdly short that i totally conquered it in like half an hour without even trying. The story wasn't very interesting and i skipped most of the dialogue and wait what the hell am i doing? Am i actually sitting here reviewing a fucking anime masturbation game? Is this where I'm at now?
Anyways i had some laughs at least. I think. I don't actually remember. I'm sure the best part of this video is me and not the game, but when has that ever not been true? I could film a snail fight and make it interesting. I could "lets play" picking up dog shit at the park and it would be the funniest thing anyone's ever seen. Yeah, I'd call it the Poo Glow. Hell, i bet I could go outside right now and murder the first person i see with a dirty sock full of quarters and go to jail and sit in the jail and stare at the wall for 15-20 years and mumble to myself about space aliens and government brain chips and record it on a cassette deck and sell them out of a trash bag in a flea market for 25 cents a tape and live under a bridge in the very same park where i once filmed myself picking up dog shit so many years ago, and it would still be the best youtube video released that year, despite not even being on youtube.
I forgot what my point was. Here's me playing a weeb game with naked army sluts in it.
