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Doom Raider - The Stupid Conclusion
🕑 Added 2018-09-28 00:33:54 +0000 UTC Here's the last part of the tomb raider lets play series unless we someday record more. If you were hoping for a grand finale... well.... here's Lara getting trapped in a jail cell and slowly losing what's left of her mind walking back and forth loudly reminiscing about the Legacy of Kain Series, before finally breaking out and having a spiritual breakdown in front of a projector, giving up on her quest forever, presumably to go home to her mansion and get fat as fuck in a self-destructive spiral of hedonism getting high and eating wal-mart burritos every night. The perfect ending to a perfect life.Then the next game comes out and you play as Fat Lara waddling about her estate. This time, the only thing she's raiding is the pantry. Now that's progressive.
Wait.... progressive... OH FUCK i have an insurance payment now!
AND I DIDN'T PAY IT!
AND I'M NOT GOING TO!
Well it looks like Ms. Croft ain't gonna be the only one to lose her damn mind in a jail cell. See you on the other side of sanity when the butthole of parole shoots me out down the toilet of time served. Flush me back to freedom so i can roll with the punches like a turd in the wind, ironically landing in a punch bowl. Raining chocolate poo-punch on everyone's parade, turning it into a poo-rade of poo-aid, and turning yet another baby shower into a Sunday Morning Shit Show.
