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🕑 Added 2018-09-01 03:54:32 +0000 UTC Hey wowie it's valkyria chronicles remember that game? Its like ww2 only its like an anime or something.it start s off and you r this boy named Shulk and you live on the mother tree with all the rest of the rape apes. But then the Nation of Domination attacks and it's all out war. It's a real rumble in the jungle, a rumble in the Bronx, a thunder down under and a brawl for all. If you thought Vietnam was traumatic you haven't smelled anything yet. So many people died in this great conflict the graveyards look like the word totalitarianism, a whole lot of lower case t's if you know what i mean. Speaking of totalitarian nations a total totalitarianism is totally what this nation is going to be when the total tally of souls taken and bells tolled is finally taken and told.
Anyways a whole lot of tanks get blown up and a whole lot of waifus are cruelly taken from the world in a hail of shrapnel and gunfire. You can't spell bullets without the letter b which looks like a sideboob, and if you're talking about Bullet Bills then you've got an uppercase B which looks like a bird's eye view of Boobs, not to mention the word Boobs itself features images of Boobs from an above, frontal, and side view all together. Point is Bullets are like kryptonite to boobs, whether its bullets, Bullet Bills, or BBs they'll tear through your BBs like a Bee sting through Butter, or a bombshell to a bombshell blowing bits of broken bazooms through the sky like 99 fine balloons. B at peace, brave babes broken in battle.
The main thing to explain is basically a beautiful sexy lady with a bodacious bust and a silver hair mane does some blue-man magic with her blue-glow flame and banging body frame, and that's when this war really means war. When will this damn dame deign to declare this Daily Double D-Day done? Fuck if i know, I'm like a capital D and a lower case b, too big for my bra and putting the side boob in Dumb.
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Sandalwood
your fucking written posts are too good for this world
