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Talkin Games 2 - Ceaseless Complaining
🕑 Added 2018-09-01 01:49:28 +0000 UTC Oh shit here's another one of these. I sure do like games except for the ones i hate. Well, i mean hate is a strong word i don't know if i actually hate any game, that seems pretty immature. Like in order to have actual hatred in your heart for something as ultimately harmless as a bad game you'd have to have a pretty charmed life.Like honestly, how easy has your life been if that's what hate is to you. I don't hate any video games. That's silly. I only hate people. Awful, evil, soulless, malicious, vile, stupid, ignorant, sadistic, malevolent, selfish, cruel, insane, horrible people, which are everywhere, hence our expulsion from Eden and the relentless melancholy of the fragile human psyche as we grapple with the knowledge that God has abandoned us and Hell is risen to devour us all. Satan lives in the black hearts of the wicked, and the nobility of man is being trampled by the constant torture of life on this forsaken cesspool of a planet that once was paradise.
What was i saying? Video games. Boy i sure do have opinions on some of them sometimes. And boy this is one of those sometimes apparently. Listen intently as i pretend to hate things that in all honesty are naught but a minor annoyance at best compared to the evil that i am surrounded by daily and have been drowning in from the cursed black dawn of my birth, when i fell to the Earth like the Star of Morning.
Here are some opinions about video games, slathered in a thick mayo glob of humorously improvisational language and imagery, wrapped in the amusingly playful affectation of childish resentment and cartoonish hatred that helps us all laugh at the pain and horror of life that otherwise threatens to swallow our souls. Please don't be mad at me for these opinions. I assure you that they exist only for your amusement, and in reality i feel very little of anything, other than the constant, crushing, quiet desperation that characterizes the timeless grey of my day to day.
How the hell do you spell "grey" anyway? Is it "grey" or "gray"? No one knows. No one can say. That's like asking "why are tree's good?", or "why are boobs good?", or "why are we here? Just to suffer?".
Also, what do you do when you end a sentence on a quoted question? Do you put the question mark, then the quotation mark, and then a period? That seems like way too much punctuation... and with video game opinions this spicy, i ought to have zero
