endlessjess
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The Blue Glowiest Blue Glow of all time
🕑 Added 2018-04-29 08:15:24 +0000 UTC Incoherent rambling? That's a paddlin.Constant flip-flopping on the quality of the game in question? Thats a paddlin.
Running in circles aimlessly accomplishing nothing? That's a paddlin.
Completely improvised comedy bits that keep building on themselves and somehow miraculously coming full circle? That's a paddlin.
Playing the game really, really badly? That's a paddlin.
The amazing joke I'm gonna tell when i get in my canoe? Oh, you better believe that's a paddlin.
...and that wasn't even the joke. That was a Simpsons reference that in the process of writing it became it's own punchline to a set up not even made for it. How do i do it? No one knows for sure but i sure do wish this dumb superpower could somehow improve my life. Alas, I'm cursed to squander this gift on youtube videos, patreon posts, and lets plays that no one see's.
This video is really, really stupid, and it's only the beginning of the god of war footage i recorded. It just gets stupider and stupider. Luckily for the sake of enjoying the game i played the majority of it without recording. But every once in a while i would get that sick craving, the voice in my head that tells me to run around in circles aimlessly playing really badly while ranting about muppets or something.
There's not a whole lot else to say about this one. It's just a big, long stupid video. Give me a break all the other Patreon posts this month have been wonderful and amazing, i hope you like this nonsense. If not i'll put myself in the garbage and die. Actually i might do that anyways.
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Izzy
3 1-in-3 guesses, and you got one of them.
