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Abzu w/Digi
🕑 Added 2018-02-28 21:13:05 +0000 UTC Like Rime, this is another lets play from the Legendary Lost Luigi Sessions where Digi and i made like 40 hours of lets plays in 3 days and lost our fucking minds last summer. Some of those turned out good, some of them are horrid abominations, but I'm pretty sure this is one of the good ones.Abzu is a game by the guys who made Journey and Flower, as if that wasn't clear from 2 seconds of looking at it. You know what to expect, a vaguely narrative stroll through a beautiful screensaver environment where at the end you go "huh... okay. I guess i felt something maybe".
I don't dislike these games, but they are easy to make fun of and dick around with. I don't really get this one though. Compared to the other two, the story in Abzu is less comprehensible or compelling than the one in Journey, and the gameplay is less exciting than Flower.
But it does have water and ocean. Boy oh boy it sure does have water and ocean. It's got sharks, it's got sea mines, it's got water and ocean. Come on down to the Abzu store for all your Abzu needs. This patreon post is now an inter-dimensional cable commercial. I'm Dick-Rag McTeabag and i just can't get enough of... games where you're in the water and ocean. So come on down, get your abzu, get your wind waker, get your ecco the dolphin 5. We don't discriminate, even if you're disabled.
Oh boy i just cut my dick off but that's okay i still love abzu. I'm Dick-Rag McTeabag and i have no dick, thats the plot of this commercial, play abzu if you want. Or if you don't want that's okay too. I am.. a shark now I'm a shark.
