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The Pleeb and The Weeb - Accel World
🕑 Added 2017-05-21 05:09:36 +0000 UTC The Nuclear Ham-Bomb has arrived. Can the world's collective virgin burst hole survive it's cataclysmic forced entry? It better, because this is but the first of a 10 episode season, and it only gets more powerful and deadly from here. Yeh best start believin' in The Pleeb and The Weeb Season 2, Miss Turner, YER IN ONE.This episode features the Professional Shitbag himself, Geff "Incarnate System" Thoo as our unassuming guest who came in expecting to do an anime analysis show and had no idea what Gay-and-Dead, Broken, Night-Terror Blood-Madness he was in for. In edition to Digi and myself all your favorite bois will be appearing on the show this season, so thank you to everyone who backed the Kickstarter and made it possible for all us Spiritually Radioactive Internet Ronin to convene in one location and jack our Gaijin Hamboi Dongs together while sort of vaguely discussing anime sometimes.
This first episode took a minor eternity to edit, thanks to the Unrelenting Dark Souls Nightmare Gauntlet that is my farcical masquerade of a life. I endured natural disasters, bacterial fungus plagues, really fun video games, and having way too much awesome bed-destroying movie star sex with 10/10 QTs, all for this promised moment. Sex like that would kill an ordinary man. But I survived and withstood all of it to absolve you of your ignorance and sin with this, the fruits of my sacrificial labor. The first law of Full Metal Pokemon is you can't make something from nothing. But that was before World-Renowned Ghetto Spiritualist, Endlett Je Big Banged an 8,000 dollar kickstarter and the cure to man's ails into being through sheer force of will.
I'm not saying this is the greatest series in the history of youtube, that would arrogant of me. I'm simply saying... you're welcome.
Most episodes this season will be just as giant-sized as this one, averaging around 45 minutes to an hour each. That doesn't mean they'll take as long as the first episode did though. They most assuredly won't. The ball is rolling now. Episode 2 will be out before your next grey hair or my name isn't Dr. Endfka Jebds, Professor of Erotic Philosophy at Harvard Clown College.
In the meantime, I want you to picture a cork. Specifically, a mystic stone cork embedded deep in the tight soul-hole of Milf-Mother Earth, holding back all the dark magicks and cosmic evil from consuming the world. Yes, I'm talking about the cork from Lost. That cork is The Pleeb and The Weeb S2Ep1 which you are currently viewing. Now that this stupid piece of shit burden of a video (which isn't even good and I actually hate it) is at long last completed, the Endless Jess Hell-Well is finally uncorked, and i have my doubts that any of you are fully prepared for the metric avalanche of dark fuckery that is about to swallow the realm of Midgard now that I have a brief window to make actual content again.
I'm saying I've got videos people. I've got videos for days. The Legendary Endlett Je Video Backlog is about to get straight DENTED. Possibly even CHIPPED AWAY AT A LITTLE. I know, it seems unheard of, but so was crapping my pants until i did it just now while typing this. A dream is just a meme we haven't schemed to gleam yet, so don't deem a dream a meme of a dream until the dream/meme machine is at full steam, to dream all the dreams and meme all the memes and stream the whole scene for the whole team to scream.
Ready or not, here I come, you can't hide, I'm gonna find you, and make you sensibly chuckle. Stay tuned, stay hyped, and most importantly of all, stay patrons. Seriously for the love of God stay patrons i will not make videos unless i can afford the most expensive French gold-painted brothel whores on demand in my skyscraper penthouse with the ice bucket champagne and the big wheely hotel suitcase thing that you can ride down the halls on like a giant skateboard. THIS IS THE LIFE I'M ACCUSTOMED TO AND I CAN'T WORK WITHOUT IT.
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June Guts
I thought to myself at the end of this video, how come Endless Jess is the best? However, I've come to think about it, and I'd like to ask a better question. Why is it that everyone that is not Endless Jess is worse? How come nobody can be as good as an artist? Is there something wrong with them?
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