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Puppy Dog Boi
🕑 Added 2016-12-09 15:01:42 +0000 UTC Yes. My retarded puppy rap now has a video to go along with it. I'm currently disputing a copyright thing from the growlithe foundation so watch it now before it gets blocked.Let me tell you how this song came about, and also give an update on things. There hasn't been a whole lot of content from Old Uncle Endless lately, at least not by my standards. That's because the Real Life Lizard snuck up on me and caught me with it's sticky tongue. Even now i am trapped, slowly being digested in it's reptillian belly. Once it's finished turning me into shit, I'm sure it'll poop me out and i can start rebuilding and regenerating.
Point is i've been busy with some down and dirty, real ass personal shit for the last couple months. Not gonna horrify anyone with the gory details, but just know that there comes a time when every man must confront his demons, and trek through the gauntlet of his own darkest damnation. I have become that which is the living death. Nightmares are the best part of my day.
Anyways late last month i realized i had barely managed to squeak out any cool stuff and was probably going to end up in the cardboard box if i didn't put my hell on hold and crank out some content. I wrote, recorded, edited and published the Fuck Thanksgiving video in one desperate 24 hour marathon. Then frantically published some Tomb Raider lets plays, and finally, with about 30 minutes to midnight, i found a cool rap beat and lost my fucking mind on it, spitting out some blazing hot freestyle bars about my life and struggles as a free spirited, missundaztood puppy dog boi in a cruel world that cares not for my plight.
I don't know where these lyrics came from, and as silly and ridiculous and dumb as they are, every time i listen back to this song i get the sense they came from some place deep inside me. I don't think i could have created this were it not for the state of mind i was in. One commenter joked that there is a deep meaning to these lyrics, and he was actually kind of right. It wasn't intentional. But this retarded puppy dog rap is one of the realest and most personal things i've made in a long time. The fact that it was mostly freestyled off the cuff somehow makes it even more amazing to me. This isn't something i polished up or thought about, it just exploded out of me as soon as i turned on the microphone. As if that puppy dog boi part of my soul was raging inside me, howling at the moon and pacing back and forth, waiting to be unleashed and rip shit up. I'm really very fond of this track.
I put it on soundcloud, and people liked it there, so now it has a video. You're welcome.
The only thing i hate about this song is the audio watermark from the beat maker. I could have gotten it removed by purchasing the beat, but that shit is like 30 dollars. If I ever manage to compile some songs into an album, i'll spring for that so i can remove the stupid Danny E.B. Beats watermark that shows up annoyingly all throughout the song.
Anyways that's the legend of Puppy Dog Boi. I have some good things i want to make this month, christmas video, new years video, another rap song maybe, 2 not-reviews that i didnt finish last month, the rest of the goddamn tomb raiders, and hopefully i'll get around to some ff15 and last guardian stuff if i can find the time to actually play them, and of course some exclusive buttchugger blogs and forgotten masterpieces for you loyal patreons. All that is on the way, I just gotta get some life stuff taken care of first.
Take care, and enjoy my puppy dog dick in your ear.
Comments
Your freestyles are always great. I wish you'd do more of this and your improv standup.
