endlessjess
patreon
Everything is #Garbage
🕑 Added 2016-09-10 01:12:00 +0000 UTC UghhhhhSo the other night i got this clever idea for a video, and I filmed it, and i made it and it turned out pretty wonderful. Unfortunately editing it took way longer than it was supposed to because some actual human retard named goat cuck decided to start shit on twitter which ate up like 3 days. I have a lot to say about this idiotic little turd, and maybe someday i will, but at the moment I'm fresh out of fucks because I'm incredibly fucking busy trying to finish some videos for you pretty peeps before i get on a plane tuesday and leave earth forever.
Anyways i finally managed to edit the video and post it today only to find that it had been unceremoniously and immediately blocked in every country ever. Because apparantly using a song from an anime is now a federal act of treason against our youtube overlords. I couldn't remove the song because it's pretty fucking hugely important to the video and also fuck them it's my video.
So okay, i can't post the video on youtube. How about dailymotion then? Nope. apparently the file size is too big to upload on daily motion. Fucking weaklings. How about vimeo? Nope. File size too big. Okay... Vid.me? File size too fucking big. So I guess this amazing brilliant video just can't be uploaded anywhere on the fucking internet. The only place i could put it was on fucking google drive, which apparently doesn't want to play the video in hd, and has it playing in horribly mangled bullshit quality. Fantastic. Also, i generally don't trust google drive at all. I'm really uncomfortable with the idea of people watching my video, in piss poor quality, and a scary ass google drive video player that feels like every time someone watches it all my dick pics are gonna get hacked. But whatever. Maybe i'll be able to render a smaller video size at some point and put it on one of those other shitty little weakling video sites. But for now, here's my new video, #Garbage. Presented in shitty google drive quality and terrifying and horrible google drive for everyone to see and for me to be miserable thinking about.
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B0ZPcNsGEoW1VVlFeXhSdXhTY0k/view?pageId=109468368424845691981
That's not even the only video i made. Somehow in between dealing with that smug faggot cuck jesus, i also managed a glorious return to My Japanese Animes with an absolutely brilliant fucking amv for the newest steven universe episode. Honestly im so obscenely proud of this i should have just made a post for it on it's own but fuck it I'm a generous idiot. So you get two masterpieces for the price of one I guess.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoZzdFbluTQ
Oh wait make that 3 I forgot i also made some shitty lets play or something i dont know who cares.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i73njcKanio
Fuck i really regret not just making a post for the steven universe video on it's own. It's the best thing i've ever made in my life and It would have made a way prettier thumbnail for this post.
Anyways, i have at least one more actual video to finish before i fuck off on tuesday to go be an ass farmer. and i also really want to complete perfect cast before then too. Maybe if deranged, pseudo-intellectual dipshits stop tantruming at me on twitter for 5 fucking seconds i can actually manage to fucjgng iush wjkshfwf ah fuck it.
for those not aware of this trip i keep referencing. I'm heading down to casa de conrad for a little shindig called RadCon. The whole procrastinator crew is getting together to play video games, get drunk, film cool videos and hopefully not interact with the internet in any way whatsoever. I would like to invite goat cuck though, so i could put him in the camel clutch, fuck his ass, break his back, and make him humble.
I'm really liking the word cuck lately. I know it's a meme word and i was pretty against it for a while but ya know, sometimes you meet someone who is just such a cuck that it's the only word that fits. I was wrong for ever doubting it. It's the best word of all time. It's #NotGarbage.
See you cucks at RadCon babyyyyyyyyyyyy! (i mean you're not actually invited but metaphorically i'll see you there )
Comments
your stuff is cool
If all the old shoes represent the people you've been, I can't help but think that drowning in footwear means to be overwhelmed by all of the characters that you've been, to the point where you're unsure who you actually are anymore. HSF: One Year later looked to me like this is something you're still trying to deal with, so did you ever -really- kill the footwear man?
