Merry Binchmas!
🕑 Added 2024-12-25 15:00:15 +0000 UTCAs a Binchmas present, the girlies make their predictions for 2025, share binchie-submitted forecasts for the new year, and answer your year-end questions. Digressions include updates on Julia’s couch journey, Eliza’s doula training, Metro-North, and the ethics of sexualizing America’s favorite assassin.
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anni
free bleeding in the autumn rain 🍂
Jackie McLaughlin
Birth episode to celebrate the birth of 2025???? 🙂↕️🙂↕️
lils
regarding the deleting portion: you correctly predicted a tv show called upload on amazon prime only it’s the afterlife LOL
lils
literally thinking about this the entire deleted potion LOL
avvsies
Eliza look up Darn Tough socks they’re the best quality and if you ever wear a pair out you mail it back and they replace it for free 🙏🏻
Edna Mode
Lots of period undies/pads are marketed as “100% cotton” but still have a waterproof material liner that leeches delicious PFA’s into the ussy ♥️ the only reusable pads I’ve found that are actually 100% cotton are made by GladRags, I lurve them I’ve never had any leakage/bleeding through situations with them
Abby
Once again imploring y’all to read medical bondage which tracks the development of modern western gynecology through the exploitation of enslaved women. It is horrifying but so enlightening and offers so much to unlearn/abandon
Nora Bedard
This episode was so funny!!!!! I was cackling the whole time
Emily West
Mustaches are def coming back… chilis gave out a mustache straw with their holiday margaritas 👀
Lisa
Y'all ever seen the show Upload?
KE
free bleeders rise
Adelaide Rava
I am a staunch free bleeder and it’s a better life snd also use period underwear when it’s heavy!
Courtney Wilson
I second using The period Co instead of thinx! They’re cheaper and amazing quality
Courtney Wilson
This!!
Sasha Hoel
I think the trump shooter was rightfully not regarded in the same way as he was himself alt right with extremist views, and did not do it because he was against Trump for any of the sane reasons. I think Luigi is regarded well as his motivations is something a lot of people relate to as regardless of what your political standing is, the likelihood of healthcare having fucked you or someone close to you over is huge. I also think that saying he seems mentally unwell because he yelled at the press that they are out of touch, on the same level as someone who seemingly was a groyper with no clear and sound motivation is not 1:1. The sexualization is obviously unproductive but sadly just how the internet works, but I dont think we should have given the same attention to the trump shooter simply due to who he was, which was a online right wing forum radicalized 20year old
The Immaculate Witch Kaitlin Reckord
Oof! Literally have an iud and a diva cup in right now- so that thought brings about a visceral reaction! I always make sure to break the suction of the diva cup before taking it out because just pulling it does indeed tug on the iud and it's a no no for sure
The Immaculate Witch Kaitlin Reckord
I noticed that as soon. As daylight savings time hit I essentially became nocturnal 🙃 I know part of it is my natural delayed circadian rhythm, but I haaaaate it.
Lily Ana Verna
will never follow the "going to bed early" though :( would love to but against my best wishes I'm always still awake like 10 hours after said sunset
Lily Ana Verna
watching the sunset in the winter is SO IMPORTANT that's how I always cope with daylight savings !! in November 2021 I had a whole week of intentionally going to watch the sunset somewhere cool and it was such a nice and memorable week just because of that
sarah keely
I don't remember if they're period co or thinx but one of them makes period boxers and holy shit get them a size or two big and you'll never want to wear anything else... I be wanting to wear them even when I'm not on my period
Julia R
Thank you for this ep queens.. a much needed distraction from Christmas with my dysfunctional-ass family ❤️
avvsies
My recovery was part easier than I expected and part harder but I’m healed up now and sooo proud of myself. I NEVER wanted kids until i did at 28. Now he’s my whole world. I’m petite and thought it would kill me. Nope and a secret is that after doing pelvic floor psychical therapy, sex is even better now than before pregnancy. I swear! If you’re reading this don’t be scared! You can do it!
avvsies
Eliza! I had a baby last September. He’s a sweetie little 15m old boy now. I smiled during the whole discussion in this ep about your doula training and your guys’ thoughts and questions about birth and breastfeeding etc! I had a GREAT hospital experience and i was technically induced but with 2 “units” of petocin to start me off and I only went up to 4 units. My entire labor and delivery was 11.5 hours and my L&D nurses were QUEENZ and they were so fucking hype the whole time and they made me feel so comfortable and taken care of. I’d be happy to chat further about it! I breastfed and never needed silverettes and never got mastitis. Don’t let the scary stories define birth for you!
Lily Ana Verna
omgg yes Acacia Kersey is SO coming back
Lily Ana Verna
this is kind of a lazy prediction but I can see us doing a full 180º where the trad wives/"off the grid" (but they're on reels)/carnivore/~ancestral healing~ girlies suddenly reject the carnivore vibes and lean towards veganism again
Anne Margaret
NEED your thoughts on Dr. Lilly Jay's essay "How Does My Divorce Make You Feel?" as an in-progress psychologist and doula with somewhat significant social media presence. How do you think your social media presence will impact your relationships with future clients?
Josh F
If they "delete" humans for not paying taxes start with Elon Musk
Josh F
We have a circus and it's called Washington DC
Katie
Hi breastfeeding binchy here Eliza is correct silverettes will save you !!
Josh F
North West will play the stock market
Lydia Headen
Came here to say I came on my period today. I got my krampus :(
Nicole Smith
Breastfeeding binchy reporting
Grace Hiltner
OMG ELIZA WAS RIGHT!! timothee was apparently at Kylie's with her kids on christmas morning.. elizas genius mind!
Lucia
NEEEED
Carly
Former birth doula here, happy to talk birth literally whenever 😊
Anna
It’s more comfortable than pads imo.. they seem to absorb more than pads so it’s not such an intense “sitting in blood” feeling
avvsies
Are they good? I’ve been wanting to try period panties but I can’t get over the idea it would feel like I’m free bleeding and it would freak me out
Luteal Swan
Listening to this w my mom and I had to explain to my her what a twink is when you guys said Barron Trump was getting twinkified… happy holidays everyone
Anna
Yess to period panties. The period company are my fav, better than thinx imo
Anna
Right. I mean trains are an important part of the story… lol
avvsies
They should have a godly wife panel sometime lol we can submit questions n shit
Zoe Pfahler
Listening to this knowing the ended of Anna karennia…
Amber Ramos
dude my mom was trying on my new headphones while this was playing and she lost it at julia’s pronouncing of destroyed😭😭
Mariah Menanno
My boyfriend asked me if there was going to be an ep called “Grinchtopia” today 💀
Hannah Mitchell
Just woke up from a dream that we were having a ki and I was on the pod and yall were fed the fuck up with me opening my mouth. By far the most traumatizing experience that didn’t happen to me.
Shannon Burne
Planned parenthood in Arizona offers doula services on our procedure days and patients love them 🩷 they’re the best. So helpful to both the patients and medical staff
Madeline Windham
My friend also sucked out her IUD with a diva cup and had to go to the hospital 💀 anyways happy holidays queens 🎉
avvsies
Happy 1st night of Hanukkah!🕎
Nico L.
Completely alone in my apartment eating french toast to this rn🙌 appreciate y’all so much
Ruby Bissett
yay merry christmas binchies!!!!
Erin Healey
You come to me…on the day I find out my ex now works for Cirque du Soleil…to tell me the circus is back …
alex
Spending Christmas alone for the first time this year—thanks for the company!! 🫶
Holly Acker
Just in time for the drive to my grandparents🙌🏻
Chloe Minella
just hopped into patreon to see if there was anything I could listen to while getting ready for christmas and saw this posted 1 min ago….. thanks for the surprise binchies!!!!
Bug and Mouse
merry binchmas queens 🎄👹
Luteal Swan
Merry Christmas!!!!!!
sonny
yesssssssss doula queeeeen
Aspyn Martin
this is the best gift i got🥳❤️
Alexandra
Merry Christmas from Ireland y'all!!!!