The Royle Family: Season 3, Episode 1 Baby

darren turner

Worst parents ever hahaha and that bloody ash tray hahahaha.

Keith Pratt

Whoever it was that said turkey at Christmas is an American tradition that we copied is completely wrong. The English have been doing that since the 16th century.

(Just) Steve

Growing up and living in England, for all of my 39 years, everyone I know has Turkey on Christmas Day!

Apology accepted. Just be more careful in future.

BigChanChan

Reminds me of the 'Asteroids' (haemorrhoids) sketch in Only Fools and Horses 😁

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Lol wow that is crazy man 😂

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Interesting thanks for the info bud!

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Yes we usually do ham over here but some people do both.

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Thanks bud!

mav

soz did't know it had alreay been explained

mav

The guy who was the guest on the cooking show was tv presneter who had a tv game show in the 80's called blockbusters where contestants had to pick a letter letters of a borad and answer questions, and every though is was funny when they said can I have a P please Bob, Then people in the street would when they saw saw him would say can can I have a P please Bob must of got on his tits

CatsandCrafts

Oh I know….so so funny! 😂 Always makes me chuckle. I can’t wait for the Mambo No. 5 episode now!

Hannah

There was actually a pub called the Pear Tree on the estate where this is based...it got closed down due to drug dealers selling from there. I scored some weed from there once.

Claire Prowse

Its when Dave says the dog committed suicide.. I just can't stop laughing. 😂🤣😂 "Well why else would it jump off the balcony".

Spooony

I think part of the comedy is from the "I'll have a P Bob" is that the joke really isn't that funny but it for some reason just pushes the Royles into hysterics. The joke is nothing special, it was just a pissing joke using a line that from Blockbusters (A show Bob Holness hosted) mixed with peas.

Rob Walters

Father Giles or Plymouth Argylls is more commonplace though.

Steve Small

Rockford Files = Rhyming slang for piles (haemorrhoids)

Ben Marshall

Yeah remember it being something like “Can I have a P please Bob?” followed by some sniggering in the audience….same thing happened for years every time a P came up. Amusing in a juvenile way but not hysterically funny.

mwdoom

Blockbusters - which Karl changed to rockbusters lol

Steve Small

The 'really funny' joke was that the guy on the cooking show was Bob Holness, who was the host of a gameshow called blockbusters where the contestants had to pick letters. The running joke at the time was, "I'll have a P (piss) please Bob". It was a crap joke and became kinda cliché. But the Royles never got the memo :D On the cooking show on the TV, the woman said "I'll have a PEA please Bob".