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🕑 Added 2021-01-08 10:36:11 +0000 UTCThe fucked up part in my friendship with my friend Bryan is that he always complains that I don't remember his ex-boyfriends' names, while in my head I was like "if you didn't fucking break up with guys every fucking few months, I would have a easier fucking time remembering their fucking first names which I didn't really pay attention to when you first fucking told me." Sorry, that was a lot of F words in a sentence. Look how fucking easy it is to remember my boyfriend's name "JOE", 'cause I have been with this guy for fucking years and never waver.
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Adam Lunter
Hey... we've all been there.
Sam A Milazzo
Nothing is wrong with forgetting, but when you're expected to remember multiple names from several relationships that aren't yours, then it's not your fault. It's like he's Blanche from "Golden Girls" ... no disrespect, of course. But dating several men over a short-ish course of time . . .
William Deutsch
Iβm lucky if I remember my name πππ
Tammy Dasti Fisher
I have no memory for names. I have a great memory for other things, but not names. Someone can tell me their name and it's gone 3 seconds later. Tell your friend you don't remember names well, either, that might smooth it over a bit.
Eternalmourn
oh, ok, who's hungry? lol, but seriously that's fucked up, how could you really remember?
Dominik R.
Solo, I do want to hear more spicy details of your threesome with Jo. Do we ever hear about it again? :-(
Mx. Pao
Oh my.....if Bryan's ex bfs did last long than few months then it is worth remembering the name.
Jessica Guerrero
You can never have to many F Bombs in a case like that lol! I had a coworker who was kinda like that
