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330: Don't Slander Me!
🕑 Added 2025-07-31 15:34:15 +0000 UTCBOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
Long Bai's palm strikes blasted through the silver dragons surrounding him, each explosion tearing through space. The silver dragons were thrown back violently, their massive bodies slamming hard against the empty space. But no matter how fierce his strikes were, the dragons didn't suffer a single scratch.
Without hesitation, they surged back. All of them teleported next to him and attacked simultaneously.
"Lowly maggot, just die!" Long Bai struck them down again, his jaw clenching and eyes narrowing to slits. His expression darkened further, his frustration growing ever stronger.
Earlier, he had been going crazy from missing every strike on Yun Wuji, but now that he finally landed one, his frustration hit a new peak. No matter how many attacks connected, the bastard didn't show a single scratch. It was like he was immune to every kind of damage.
"Simp Monarch, just surrender. You can't win. Why not kill yourself? Maybe then Shen Xi would finally respect you." Yun Wuji's voice echoed simultaneously from every dragon. He twisted his massive form, whipping his tail at Long Bai with crushing force, only for the Simp Monarch to flick his wrist and send him hurtling back like a cannonball.
Yun Wuji's body flipped a few times before he steadied himself and teleported again, appearing beside Long Bai to strike. He didn't feel even a hint of frustration or disappointment about failing to injure Long Bai or taking the hits himself.
His cultivation was already lower, but in this situation, he, Yun Wuji, held the advantage. The longer the battle lasted, the more time the Dragons of Absolute Beginning had to deal with their enemies, and once they were done, they could finish off Long Bai, whose strength was already suppressed by forty percent.
"Don't bring her into this!" Long Bai's eyes burned with blazing fury. That bastard kept dragging Shen Xi into every exchange, using her to get under his skin, and even though he knew it was all just provocation, he couldn't control his emotions at all!
BOOM!
Suddenly, he clenched his fist tightly. The space around him twisted and tore violently. His arms swelled to twice their size, and with a roar, he punched forward. A massive explosion detonated, sending the forty Yun Wuji flying far away, leaving behind trails of black cracks where space had shattered from the impact.
"Hmph!" Long Bai snorted coldly, not bothering to look at Yun Wuji. His figure blurred, and he suddenly appeared above a Dragon of Absolute Beginning. He curled his hand into sharp talons and made a grab for the dragon. Where his fingers traveled, black lines stretched through the air and rippled the surrounding space.
The dragon, who had been fighting the White Rainbow Dragon God alongside his brothers, froze in fear the moment he saw Long Bai behind him.
"Since I can't hurt you, I'll kill your closest allies first!" Long Bai's face twisted into a manic laugh as he reached for the helpless dragon.
SWOOSHβ
Just as his talons were about to connect, the dragon's form dissolved into mist, reappearing kilometers away. Long Bai's strike tore through empty air, gouging black scars across the void where the dragon had been.
"Little Bai, I never underestimated how low you'd sink. Did you really think I hadn't anticipated you targeting my little pets?" Yun Wuji appeared before Long Bai again, his massive dragon head shaking with exaggerated disappointment.
"But unlike you, I can still kill your subordinates, hahaha! And there's nothing you can do about it." His laughter echoed in the Simp Monarch's ears like a devil's whisper from the deepest pits of purgatory, making him feel chill for the first time instead of fury.
Bang! Bang! Bang!
"Agh!" Ash Dragon God groaned in agony as his left wing was torn apart by the jaws of two Dragons of Absolute Beginning. Originally, he had been barely stronger than one of them. But after Yun Wuji took over, massacring the Dragon Sovereigns and using his draconic might to suppress all the Dragon Gods' strength by 40 percent, Ash Dragon God became a punching bag, a big one. Flanked by two dragons instead of one, and with Yun Wuji also attacking, there was no escape.
"Stop! Agh! Bastard! Lowly bastard! How dare you! Uwaaa!"
Blood sprayed like a fountain from his back as his wing was brutally torn off. Taking advantage of the moment, the other dragon sank its teeth deep into his neck. More blood gushed out as the three dragons twisted and spun through the air.
"Sick fucks! I will fucking kill you even if it's the last thing I do!" The Purple River Dragon God's shoulder bled as she glared at the one who did this and cursed. She made a clawing motion with her hands and slashed toward Yun Wuji's body.
Her fingers were long and slender, each tipped with nails glowing a crystalline purple. So sharp, they left black trails cutting through the air. The space in the God Realm, meant to be incredibly strong, had been ripped, shredded, and shattered to pieces every time one of the participants in this war made a move.
Yun Wuji teleported behind the female Dragon God and chuckled as his tail smacked her butt, sending her flying. "Tsk tsk, little beauty, mind your language."
"I'll be minding your mom, you fucking cunt!" Purple River Dragon God swirled around and slashed once again. A surge of purple draconic aura blasted forward, cutting through everything in its path. Unfortunately, when it landed on Yun Wuji, it had no effect on him.
"Sigh, you know I don't like hitting women, especially beautiful ones," Yun Wuji said with a sad sigh as he raised his claw and slammed it down. "I was going to go easy on you, but it seems you need a lesson."
'Horseshit! I've seen how gender neutral your hands are. If you want to get into her pants, just say it straight!' Watching the fight from the Sky Poison Pearl with Hong'er and You'er, Hei Xiaolian immediately called out Yun Wuji's bullshit.
'Slander! You're slandering me, it's bullshit, not horseshit!' Yun Wuji retorted in a wronged tone. 'I'm doing this for the greater good! With these dragons dead, the Dragon God Realm will have no rulers. Shen Xi can't govern alone while trapped in the Forbidden Land of Samsara.'
'I am absolutely not trying to fuck the second most beautiful woman in the Dragon God Realm.'
'Absolutely not!'
'Shameless!' Hei Xiaolian facepalmed so hard her hand left a red mark.
"Hmph!" The Purple River Dragon God froze momentarily at his words before letting out a defiant snort. She thrust her palm upward, intercepting his descending claw. "Big talk for a weakling!"
Although Yun Wuji had suppressed her strength by 40% and his transformation boosted his battle power, he still only held a slight advantage over her.
Yun Wuji didn't seem to care about her taunt. Instead, he said, "I'll give you one last chance. You're all bound to lose. I have a special offer just for you alone. If you surrender to me right now, I'll spare your life."
...
Poof!
A silver dragon claw pierced through the body of a Dragon Sovereign, then ripped it apart. Blood sprayed everywhere before Yun Wuji grabbed the Dragon Orb from within the corpse and stored the body in the Sky Poison Pearl. He muttered, "That was the last one."
The once numerous dragon gods, who had arrived imposingly with three hundred sixty-six dragons, had now been reduced to just fifteen.
Yun Wuji had slaughtered all the Master Dragons and Dragon Sovereigns. Now, only the Dragon Gods, the Venerable Withered Dragons, and the Simp Monarch remained.
The Dragon Gods were already in a miserable state. Ash Dragon God was riddled with injuries, and if no one stepped in to save him, he would die soon, with his body torn to pieces.
Long Fei was surrounded by four dragons and had already suffered dozens of wounds.
Long Yi, the second strongest dragon after Long Bai, was not faring any better. He was being relentlessly suppressed by the Dragon Emperor, two more Dragons of Absolute Beginning, and twenty Yun Wujis.
As for the Azure Dragon, Cyan Abyss Dragon, Sky Dragon, and Pure Dragon, they too were struggling, their injuries slowly building up.
The most depressing thing was that each time the Dragon Gods tried to unleash a desperate attack to take their opponents down with them, their targets would suddenly teleport far away, leaving them completely helpless. And whenever they tried to escape or regroup, a large number of Yun Wujis would appear to block their path.
Long Bai was also suffering from the same thing; he couldn't hit any of the Dragons of Absolute Beginning, and his movements were obstructed by over a hundred Yun Wujis. Never in his life had he felt this level of frustration.
Poof!
Blood poured from the sky as the Ash Dragon God finally died, his body shredded into multiple pieces by the two Dragons of Absolute Beginning and Yun Wuji.
"It's finally over, heh," Yun Wuji muttered as he stored the body that had been torn to pieces. Honestly, he hadn't expected the war to go this smoothly. He was ready to use the Sky Poison to finish them off or even activate 'Other Shore Asura' with his Heretic God body, sacrificing one of his Phoenix Nirvanas if needed.
Half an hour later, another Dragon God was killed, this time the White Rainbow Dragon God. He died a more miserable death than Ash Dragon because he fought desperately and furiously after Ash Dragon's death. His body was completely torn into pieces, his limbs ripped into tiny fragments, his head crushed, and his Dragon Orb brutally taken from him before he stopped breathing.
Following him was the Sky Dragon God. After taking down two Dragon Gods, the number of Dragons of Absolute Beginning surrounding him grew. He quickly fell to the combined attacks of seven dragons and died.
Then one by one, more Dragon Gods died: Azure Dragon, Cyan Abyss Dragon, Jade Dragon, Pure Dragon, and finally the strongest Crimson Destruction.
Among the nine Dragons Gods, only the Purple River Dragon God remained alive because she gave up fighting...
...
Outside the Omnipresent Domain.
After the betrayal of Cang Shitian and the Ten Directions Deep Sea Realm, the situation on the Southern Region battlefield shifted completely in Yun Wuji's favor.
Despite trying to save him many times, Tai Yu and the other four Guardians were blocked by the Sword Sovereign and Shui Qianheng. They watched helplessly as Chi Wuyao tore a hole through the frenzied Eternal Heaven God Emperor, ending his pitiful life.
On the other side, the Xuanyuan God Emperor fought desperately to break free with his Sword Attendants. But after hours of relentless combat, their resistance finally collapsed, leaving none alive.
The Emperor had never considered surrender; neither he nor the dead Purple Micro God Emperor possessed that instinct for self-preservation.
In their final moments, Sword Attendants and Purple Micro Gods attempted to unleash their ultimate technique, hoping to drag their enemies down with them. But the Dark Giant under Yun Wuji's control intercepted their desperate attack, absorbing the full force of their last gambit.
On the Southern Sea God Realm's side, only Nan Wansheng and the four Sea Kings remained alive. All were in a sorry state, besieged by the Star God Realm, Ten Directions Deep Sea Realm, Luo Guxie, Mu Xuanyin, and Yun Wuji.
The four Sea Kings used the Sea God Crushed Jade to try and open a path for their Emperor's escape, but with Yun Wuji around, it ended in complete failure.
Sea God Crushed Jade was a suicidal technique unique to the Sea Gods' bloodline. It was only used when death was the only outcome left. The technique destroyed the user's life vein, profound veins, and Sea Soul all at once in exchange for power greater than their peak.
Chi Wuyao glanced around, observing the situation. The Yama Realm had originally been fighting the Qilin Realm and Blue Dragon Realm, but because of their opponents' laid-back attitude, half the Yama forces broke away to reinforce the Moon God Realm and Burning Moon Realm in finishing off the Emperor Chi Realm, Hui Dragon Realm, and the Myriad Manifestations Realm.
"Qilin Emperor, Blue Dragon Emperor, the situation had already been decided. This Queen can certainly tell you that the Dragon God Realm has already been dealt with by my Lord," Chi Wuyao, who had finished off the last Guardian, transmitted to both Qilin Emperor and Blue Dragon Emperor, "This Queen will give both of you a chance to join us."
Comments
wyrry skerry
Because she is not beautiful enough x)
Freekey
Wasn't Pure Dragon God a woman too ? π€¨ He let her die and wasn't greedy for her body ? ππ€ͺπ€£
GigaChad
Thanks πππ
