Cursed Content Committee #24: The Golden Compass
🕑 Added 2021-03-03 05:34:38 +0000 UTCYouTube Version: https://youtu.be/hesVg6OI8KQ
Review: https://www.patreon.com/posts/48266503
Comments
AppleGothic, Known Bird Person
Better than me, reading the book, and then watching the movie because I didn't remember anything in it.
Gonna be honest, I voted for this mostly because I could swear I watched this in theaters but I couldn't remember a goddamn thing about it
AnonKaiju
I love new atheism the book series
Trapped in gay gacha hell
Yeah this was totally written by a British athetis
I have fond memories of the books though not surprised an adaptation would be a complete mess. I swear the series is more anti-christianity than circumcision obsessed (but yes, definitely not subtle about it's allusions). Also fuck yeah, let's watch MacGruber
Adraco
we don't deserve comments sections on these.
I think the moral of the story is when you do these poll disable the comments so nobody can spoil it for you.
BELIEVE IT OR NOT, THIS IS MY MOST PERFECT PLAN EVER! Elaborate on that. NO!
Dan took the knife we chose and stabbed us right in the jugular with it. If only folks did not spoil the other movie...
Better plan all week Better plan all month Better plan all year
This is fair. Too bad those doorknobs spoiled the other one