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Spin The Bottle
🕑 Added 2023-09-22 14:43:06 +0000 UTC"The rules of this interrogation are as follows:
I will spin this bottle amongst you. Whomever it points to will be allowed the luxury of speech. Answer my questions truthfully and do as I ask of you, and you may yet live. By contrast, any attempt at deceit or dissension will be met with lethal force. Do you understand?
Good. Let us begin. "
*Spins bottle*
"There is a clandestine paramilitary group operating out of a diamond mine in the Democratic Republic of Congo. Who does this group answer to?"
*Bottle stops*
"Go to hell you commie bitch--"
***BANG***
"Incorrect. The answer was Georg Townsend; whose home you were in at the time of your capture. Georg has been trying to infiltrate our servers for quite some time. Are you part of the team responsible for this attempted breach?"
*Bottle stops*
