Ep. 164 | The Heroes of the T'au Empire! (The Real One This Time)
🕑 Added 2024-10-17 05:28:57 +0000 UTCToday we begin our foray into T'au technology and heroism by talking about the pilots that uphold the reputation and successes of the Crisis Suit pilots!
P.S. This is the real video this time, tech issues on our end led to some weirdness
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Comments
Fuji puff
Speaking of dating apps, I’ve had women match with me just so they could tell me I was ugly and immediately unmatch with me. Safe to say my self confidence is nonexistent now
Zac Dye
Lancer mention was a pleasant surprise. Would love to share some builds sometime.
Stelecon
The tau should turn into space pirates
Hollow
I just finished my first play through of armored core 6 I did not expect to see raven in this video
Lieth
Do an episode on Janus (Revuel Arvida)!
Inquisitor Gryn the Bandito
Terminators? Thats how I've seen them
Inquisitor Gryn the Bandito
I was going to have to challenge I&K to 2 on 1 combat if this video wasn't made
mightyspartan 492
Genuinely love the episode, made it worth holding the banner in the YouTube comments. Next time the tau show up in the rotation, you should cover the different types of suits and vehicles
SiegerTheL
funny enough I met my wife on a dating app
Kameron Bryant
I love the Tau, and I think their look of out-of-placeness could be their whole thing. But my one fear is that they will become a reskin of the Imperium. I like the idea of the Grimdarkness of the universe having something to reflect off of.
Roberto
CRIMSON FISTS RAHHHHHHH
Sebastian Martinez
KODA, GIVE US THE LANCER EPISODE AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!
monokarma7
Time for the dating app episode
Ben Carter
I love how Koda accidentally described a rough history of how 40K came to exist. Also, I disagree that Tau's look needs to change, beyond maybe a little weathering.
Mishka
LANCER MENTIONED
Mega Matty
What kind of laptop does Isyander use
Zk10
I've always thought the tau looking super advanced compared to the other factions actually does mesh well because everyone else is is using tech from thousands of years ago and maintaining, where the tau are still getting to their golden age and fielding the new ideas. Everyone else has had huge stagnation or collapse (or both), while the tau is a society without either.
MetaOmega
There was a tau hero you missed who is one of the most badass. He’s another deciple of pure tide and he mastered the one man army type style
Andrew
Round 15 asking for chaos emp children word bearers sons of Horus and alpha bois pls I’ve lost count so I’m just putting numbers
Matthew Horton
If I have a question for a future recap episode where is the correct place to ask it?
Travis Stephens
I love the quote from an old guy I know "if you give a man infinite possibilities, he will never make a decision"
Terrag
We need a series of Random soapbox episodes. Were it’s just yall ranting. Would be fun.
Jessy holcomb
12 hours of houresy
Nasodian Lord
The video is reuploaded cause the first one broke, I wasn't first for that one
The most petty iron warrior
No your first
Eric irwin
I really hate the Tau retcon
Joseph Elenbaas
Bro missed the opportunity to use the crisis 2 main theme
Wop Marco
Space wolves pt.2 please?
mellobot
possible lancer videos??
NickisHades
O’vesa/The Stone Dragon technically isint a crisis suit pilot, they pilot a heavily modified riptide chasis but still a great video!
ArchedAndNude
You think slaneesh would like tinder?
Local Thallid
Okay so for the whole brightsword theory, Cawl has Qvo who just read genefather it's great but yeah "you've cloned me how many times", it's technically not clones but Cawl building a brain but still.
Jon
We gotta have a Gregor Eisenhorn (and friends!) episode.
Jolly the Bucket
The best part about covering the t'au, is that it's out of the way. Personally I like the t'au as the new "power" that doesn't know what they get into and slowly discovering how bad everything is.
Rachnus Veranai
"The Death Guard found it" Y I K E S
Salty Lemon
Maybe Fulgrim? Sanguinius tastes like chicken, Vulcan is burnt, Alpharius and Omegon are just mystery meat, Dorn is way too tough, and Angron will give you mad cow disease.
Red
When's the Dating Appisode?
Average Life Enjoyer
Seasoned, sous vide, and seared, which primarch tastes the best? I know Ferrus Manus tastes like iron, or dust depending on your out look, but what about everyone else?
That black guy
FOR THE GREATER GOOD
R'lyeh Bel
I want an Imperial Death Cult Episode, going over the various ways they worship the emperor and why they are allowed to do that.
Greg Lopienski
I love having these other looks into the other races of 40k because its such a breath of freash air compared to Imperium stuff all the time. Glad we got to listen to these. I need to find some tau books to read
leslie rahming
Funny enough the blacbeard can be equipped with an actual chain axe
Chandos Reynolds
Read handed?!?!? It’s the Alpha Legion!!!!!
The Godling
I don't like the T'au, but love Isyander and Koda. We need that Adeptus Arbites episode boys.
Chris Breezy
Puretide is a name that's cool like Bornstellar, I'm super here for it
Chris Breezy
You're among a privileged few, I imagine. I've gotten so little success but eh, that's the nature of the game Also congrats!!
Michael Lowe
As someone who found 'the one' on a dating app, it sucked. (Not 'the one' they're great)
Mitchell Bates
I am Alpharius
Scareborne
Ulrik The Slayer Space Wolves Wolf priest
Skej
I vote against crimson fists and for the commisars
Quantum Dragon
The Crismon Chin!!!
Goober
Also if Koda hasn't seen the Ghostkeel yet please make sure he does. Its the most Titanfall-pilled model in the T'au army and it's beautiful
Goober
I know you guys keep mentioning that the T'au don't mesh well with the rest of the setting's aesthetic, but in all honestly I think that's precisely why they work design-wise. I love having huge contrasts in fiction, and the T'au are absolutely a standard sci-fi faction being pitted againts the utter insanity and backwards-ness of the rest of 40k. They're a young and promising beacon among a entire cast of fallen, disgraced empires struggling to survive. Making them look just as brutal and fantasy-esque as the rest of the factions would take that away. I like that the very fact that they're very normal is what makes them stand out so much in this insane universe.
Zachary przypek
Dating app episode when?
Easyus Prime
crimson fists please
Barbehenn
Funny enough, Farsight actually HATES O'Vesa but also vast do anything to stop him because he's entirely too useful
SKEETERBOY87
Heres my hot take is that the tau are the best faction when it comes to being alien because of how different they look. I like how alien they feel where you look at each other faction and you see how they look kinda alike-ish But the tau genuinely feel like a peice of other sci-fi media barging into 40k. However if we see a schism in the tau bigger than farsight and his enclave. An example being that if a bunch of tau commanders see how bad the tau ethereals can be there could be like a whole heresy where half say:i will work to make the empire better And another half going:ok you guys suck im gonna go camp with farsight and join his little group. And we see there technology decay like the emperiums did during old knight and see new crisis suits that look like AC or militech.
Samuel McLellan
WE DID IT BB GET WRECKED GREATER BAD
Nicholas SAno
A poon market place. THANK YOU KODA and some where George Carlin is smiling.
Joshua Clingaman
The Arbites are calling for justice!
The most petty iron warrior
Love you guys you are helping me get out of a bad place that I’ve been I for a while
Kendell moore
12 hour hersey video
Charlie Andrade
Crimson cists
Jakob Hjorth Hansen
Regarding dating apps. My wife and I met through one, but it was just before tinder, so it was maybe an easier time. (11 years ago an in Denmark) I went with that route as I had just moved to another city and finished uni, and I needed another approach. Otherwise I'm very much in favor of meeting potential partners through friends and private parties.
Jakob Hjorth Hansen
More xeno stuff. Especially Eldar, Yvraine or the Exodites
Maxima
I believe I said this under a youtube episode, but my suggestion for making the Tau fit more into 40k was to keep the base unit sleek, well built, "perfect" And then have the pilots add the ropes, the extra plating, the bags. Make them take the propaganda driven "it is perfect because we are perfect" machines and experience what the galaxy has in store for them, making them realise they HAVE to adapt and modify
Fixitagaintony7
A call/vote for the Emperor's Children video
Axios Raven Productions
Give me the crimson fists! I must hear of Pollux and Kantor! Also the Punk you were looking for in the Servitors episode is Solar Punk isyander! That's very similar to DAOT. Also I sent on discord a site with all the scans of the Infantry man's primer to Koda!
Stormy_Boi
I want perty to see the tau's most advanced suit and just be like "primitive"
LesbianJesus
Hahaha yo I love the rant about dating apps 😂 Ima be real Hinge is kinda dope though. At least here in Australia because the beauty standards are nothing like American beauty standards. I'm a solid 6.5/10, but I have game and know how to talk to women. So I thrive on hinge 😂
apicado
I am Alpharius
TsarBomba_GTi
Was that ‘Never fade away’ a Samurai reference?
Suly
episode dedicated to dating app grieviances maybe? also blood ravens? (yes still magpies) <3
Jared Linder
I will never get over the fact that they made the Tau another overbearing government woth mind wiping instead of making the ethereal class have pheromone based mind control.
Muffin_Daddeh21
Day 1, asking to yall to do a creatures/animals of the imperium/universe Keep up the great vids guys
Hendryk
Hydra Dominatus!
Aaron
Crimson Fists! +1
Kain
Crimson Fists 👊 +1
primecrab
I know Warhammer is the current hyperfixation when it comes to the podcast but if yall are wanting to start doing other stuff besides the kodasodes it would be awesome to see yall talking about your thoughts(and maybe playing) other medias like lancer!
Mrytub
Hydra dominatus
Bald Vengeance
Because this got some recognition and given the subject matter,I have a fun one. I vote for whichever topic sees the continuation of Poor Stooges family. Including his Knight piloting lord, Reqius Martovaine Adminous Stooge XVII. Son of Reqius Martovaine Adminous Stooge XVI. Herald of the inspiration of Krieg. Slayer of the blind Warboss Grunknut. Stomper of the heretics of Demeter VII. Steward of the Holy Castle of Larry. Bearer of the Curly Banner. Wielder of the Golden Lance of Moe. Master of the trusted Inquisitors. Conqueror of the Doughnut Stars. Comrade to the 11th Legion. Patron of the Great Commentators.
Rubberpirate18 Show
Bring on the red first
shane w
Give the Toa a Sledge Mama sponsorship from IGPX and they will fit the bill better.
Dum8kid
Why do I feel like the crimson fists are actually alpha legion?
CandyCain
So I want a poll where every option takes several episodes. One option being the emperor one option being the horse heresy one option being the great Crusade and the last option would be the unification Wars
Benjamin A.
Fulgrim and the emperor's children please! The contrast between happy Koda and sad Koda is quite amusing. ^^'
SilkyZ
I really hope this was the ultimate troll and Koda got a surprise Alpha Legion mindfuck
Commissar Killinger
Clanner ftw Koda. Give me my Mad-Cats! Mk 2 is still my fav
jetilley973
I love 40K (and the other 2 warhmmers but i learned most of the 40K stuff i know from you guys. Thank you by the way.) the worst part is not being able to 1 afford the armies i want and 2 having to build the models, paint them, etc. but I’m glad i can learn about the lore
Caine Champion of Khorne
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE
L4Lenny
(Repost) Now that the Tau players have finally gotten their episode it's time for the one fish two fish red fish blue fish boys to rally behind the purple and pink banner of Fulgrim and finally get our long awaited Emperors Children video!
Qoios Garritano
Listened to the entire wrong episode, just in case it contained some secret Alpha Legion content. Two different, mutually-incompatible misdirects felt like Alpha Legion chicanery, to me.
Lucifel The Dreadnought
I feel alpha legion closing in
Illitha
madcat witnessed. can’t believe Koda is a clanner
Isyander & Koda
That would be simultaneously the funniest and worst thing to happen honestly. Like Schrondinger's Upload. -K
Angry_Dicks!
Dating apps are indeed worse than the warp.
A package from Theodore J. Kaczynski
Haterphobic move. Many such cases.
Quack
Lets goo! I vote for the commissars and vote against the Crimson Fists, i really hope that its actually the Alpha Legion
creepy uncle Dan
Its cool, we still love yas
CleverEngr
Thwarted the Alpha Legion once again.
Aidan Taber
I honestly was half hoping for another wrong episode
Nasodian Lord
First? But not actually??