EP. 144 | Recap Episode 13 | The Literal Longest Episode We've Ever Made
🕑 Added 2024-08-08 00:23:27 +0000 UTCYou asked and we...took our sweet time answering. I honestly think it's very funny that our longest ever video so far is a recap episode and not like a Horussy lore deep dive, but here we are :P
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Comments
Infinit_goku
Consider this a formal vote for Fabius bile
Sylvanon
Speaking of guest appearances, one potential interesting person, if it can be swung, might be Baldermort. He does a good deal of 40k, and has a fantastic voice. I disagree about Purturabo having an RGB keyboard by the by. It's a waste of power and thus a waste of time. He would build his own to his own exacting specifications.
Jakob Hjorth Hansen
Would Fulgrim specifically be that French guy who failed pole vaulting due to his "snake"?
Kintsugi Magnus
I'm hella late but Russ gets javelin in the olympics
BB.Blight
I wish I could raise Perturabo but I don’t think I could dig out the chip buried in his shoulder
BB.Blight
I wish I could raise Magnus but I don’t think I could properly raise a child that could dominate me
BB.Blight
Jagatai because he’s rather independent and I would have to work a lot to support him
BB.Blight
I would want Jagatai as my first son. Then Horus after that.
BB.Blight
Could Magnus fix Nostramo?
BB.Blight
I want an alpharius episode
Commissar Killinger
Heresy video, guest appearances of Pancreas and Bricky lol Also... For which Primarch hit Koda, counter question, are you sure you saw which one it was? Cause Alpharius and Omegon are pretty slippery...
William Knight
I chocked when I said “for a pancreas” that was unexpectedly funny
Dante
New Trend: “5 hour Coverage of the Unification Wars” Copy and paste this everywhere.
Mega Matty
The longer the episode the better, all the juicy detail
JimmySpace
Vulkan would drive the forester, he loves his sons
Zac Dye
Regarding Guilliman's Olympics category, I nominate him for chess, which *is* an Olympic sport.
Waaaaaagh
Personally I’d have chosen Typhus the traveler in order to save Mortarion
Janitor Dragon
gonna throw my hat into the ring for that event horrison thing. just cause i feel like sharing. its you guys, your my even horison. i had been semi intrested by warhammer before finding you guys, but as isyander said "death by a thousand cuts" then i find you two and i get yeeted into the deep end
Hewhowasnotnamed
I'd shoot the necrontyr version of the fish that decided to walk. Solve that problem real quick.
EntombedSeeker
Does anyone know where to find the guest appearance they make? They reference it at around 21:46.
Ned
I will die on this hill chapters should be 10k max per chapter
Trazyn The Infinite
Halo lore
Trazyn The Infinite
Where’s our fantasy video tomb king or lizard men or Skaven or the empire of man.
Trazyn The Infinite
Where’s our pancreas no work video
Vibb360
To slow man: rattle meeeeee boooones
Brother Dwarf
Gotrex ans Felix
Geoduck02
there are trains in darktide. and just normal on rails trains at that.
Peter Birt
You keep edging the heresy deep dive love it 😀
Grimreaper
Now I want that Gilman episode
Bruinguy9
Can we get an episode on the War in Heaven / Krorks
Scareborne
Ulrik The Slayer Space Wolves Wolf priest
The Kenway
Iron Hands time
The kreigsmen
No Batman is not a terrorist but he does use some techniques similar to to terrorists such as psychological warfare and gorilla warfare
David H
we NEED a alpha legion video!!!
Monarch
Literally forgot the wizard in the commorragh dnd party that is Magus!
Bluebell
Guilliman would participate in every event and take silver
Ketchup
Man I need some warp episodes
SanguineStar
Bat mite is the Batman your think of
Campbell Ford
What type of magic decks do you play? Commanders and style (agro, stax, combo, aristocrat, etc)?
Ghostpixel .
I'm with you I was hit while walking on a cross walk because someone was on their phone I jumped and was only clipped on my foot.
Zachary Clapp
FUN FACT: While you can’t call a child molester a pedofile on YouTube, you can call them by their prison/street name Chomo.
Kentroll320
Horussy
Anthony Montoya
that football question just makes me want a 40k Bloodbowl game
Grant Walker
I understood every single batman reference instantly.
Ian Moore
he could steal gulliman
Theonewholives 5
Thank you for all this amazing content this is my last day as a patron for awhile ill be back when i can to finish the videos i missed i hope you all have a good month cant wait to be back.
Angry_Dicks!
Ovbiously Roboat Girlyman is winning everything in the watersports category
Jordan Patton
Definitely do something with Panc! You would be an amazing trio
Dylan Halley
Thought of this question too late but if the nids use warp powers and they come from outside of the galaxy does that mean the warp and the chaos gods exist outside of the galaxy or did the bugs learn to use it when they showed up in ours? Are the chaos gods limited to the galaxy or are they universal?
Vic Coleman
Sure but getting at the extreme tops 20,000,000 space marines confused with one in ten of 1,000,000,000,000,000 at the extreme low how big the emporium is just bad
Sam huhn
Really want to see the Iron Hands and emperors children video
Too_Spooky
Why dont you save those pre made episodes for when Koda gets concussed or you get nurgled
charles selander
29:50 bruhs make Hmanga white out descriptions
Datoneguy
I would love to have an origin story for Isaynder and Koda. Just to learn a little bit about the dudes behind the screen. Also Koda lmao you're not old yet. Don't worry, you'll know when you get there
Sam Smith
I've had 7 moderate to severe concussions, amd recovery is a pain in the ass everytime. Get some Chocolate Milk from Linden WA and take care of yourself buddy!
D'Angelo Henderson
Don't worry Kodak I'm only 27 and BOY is it a world of difference from me at 20 😅😂 aging is crazy
Andrew Brooks
I have to say the Robust Guilded Drake would have the sport of Town Planning which was a thing a long time ago so it doesn’t really count I guess
Brantley Roberson
Me personally I listen to the episodes at work to tune out stuff, so longer more in depth episodes id be cool with
Toby Talbot
Out of interest, is the 12 hour heresy video going to be you two sitting for 12 hours STRAIGHT??? Or just a 12 hour video? 🤣
Bubbaza
WHAT IF MALCADOR IS USING THE GOLDEN THRONE TO TURN INTO A CAWL LIKE BEING AND IS USING IT TO GAIN ENOUGH POWER TO GIVE THE EMPEROR LIFE AGAIN
Not A Koi
I cannot wait for the ultrapup updates. Oh and please start wearing helmets when you're driving Koda, don't want too many concussed stacks or you'll get the TBI debuff. I also got rear ended like 2 weeks ago I now know how it feels.
Bernardo Barrientos
I’d love more Fabius Bile and Emperors Children
Jacob Adams
give vulkan enough time and fuel and i think he might be able to solo commoragh
Legallysane1
Ever made YET. 12 hour Heresy episode when?
Ghostpixel .
I must go research dark krakens sound cool as fuck. And yes legion chapters they are all awesome in my book
Ghostpixel .
I did not have not played that much
Outer Heaven
Fabius Bile became one of my favorite characters after reading his book trilogy. I would love a video on him, but it feels appropriate to have an Emperors Children video first to set the tone.
Bellows Jakeen
Let the Bile twist their form and make perfection out of their adequate genetics 💜
benjamin wright
the only correct answer to which primark to raise like superman would be angron because then you prevent the buchers nails
Purple Haze
The Dark Krakens are a Successor Chapter if that counts. (Also sliding in a Dark Kraken Vote)
Anrakyr
6:07 if it’s them pre heresy you’re forgetting about HORUS!!!
Alex Weede
This video just made me think of another question. Do you think the emperor didn’t want to be worshiped because he knew that all that worship wouldn’t have gone to him but to the version of him in the warp.
Mitchell Bates
I am Alpharius
Todd Kurta
Guilliman gets rowing for the summer and bobsled in the winter. TEAM sports and moving in unison with the best possible gear.
Jacob Moore
Day two of asking if vashtorr becomes a chaos God if he could beat zinch since technological advancements normally beat biological evolution
Braeden Hogencamp
For a second I thought the title was a joke, Because it said 2:03.
FoxLocket
A terrorist is a person who commits "acts of terror" but EVERY country has completely different views of what an "act of terror" is
Jesse LeCompte
How else do you think he pulled Fulgrim?
Kalsarikännit
“Horussy” got me 😆 now is it pre or post balding?
SgtButterBrown
Yes my nachos question was answered
Richárd Németh
I think for the bullet question for the necrons would be the deciever.
Alfonso Rodriguez
I cannot believe Horus put his whole herussy into that warhammer
Benjamin A.
Fulgrim and emperor's children video please!
Discipleoftheshelled
Marvin heemeyer episode tho
Kalsarikännit
See the new Salamander armor in helldivers 2?
axdntprn axdntprn
For me, I feel like taking angron off nuceria and giving him a good normal upbringing on a relatively advanced world, where I can share with him my insights dealing with anxiety and anger, and coming to a place of compassion understanding and tolerance, he could go out into the world and become very much like sanguinious with his legion. I am not spiritual enough to handle lorgar, though again I think any of us could do better than the upbringing he got. The emperor really needed to have each primarch spend 20-30 years with him on Terra and on crusade before letting them out with some surrogate parent/advisor figures.
Jesse LeCompte
#24HoursOfHorussy
EinChef
One of my favorite authors, Brandon Sanderson, regularly answers questions from fans. If you ask something that will be discussed in a future book he gives "RAFO" awards meaning ' Read and find out'. You guys seem to be doing "wafo" awards multiple times this episode. Love to see it
Hunzu Skarvason
I feel like the alpha legion episode is just going to be them answering every question that started with "oiled up and naked" but didn't make it into an episode and no actual lore
axdntprn axdntprn
Typhus?
Ultrasmurf
FOR FABULOUS BILL
TitanicBark68
2 HOURS??! Hell yeah!
Definitely not a space shark.
I await the trayzen collects me for his isyander and koda collection. But keep up the work you guys without you guys I never would’ve given this amazing universe and fandom a second chance or thought.
Mathian Pfister
Who is the 40k character you hate the most and why is it Erabus?
Mudly J.G.S.
If you need any help with arknights lore, I got you
Tommy Walker
Batman does not have political goals. Therefore I don't think he can be a terrorist.
Andrew Richardson
fuck a duck koda is 2 years younger than me but looks 5 years older
Tommy Walker
That was my thought
John Leuba
Ahh the buying windows part hurt, you should check the MAS script on github, it's even used by microsoft technicians to get licenses for windows and office (faster and easier than their in house methods). Free and perfectly working windows for years thanks to that
Isyander & Koda
Thank you! -Isy
Andrew Richardson
oh cool theyre gonna team up with pancreasnowork
Brock Hard For Geodudes- look at that it looks like two balls and a bong!
My chicanery wants to take a 280Z and engine swap it with a Porsche engine in the rear.
B4skerV1lle
ehm ehm.... HYDRA DOMINATUS
Andrew Richardson
how many spreadsheets do i need to burn at my isyander alter to get a god damn emperors children episode!?
Grant Greier
Love the longer videos
Ryan
Is there warp chicanery in having female Custodes? Ate the genesyealing cults going mind flare?
Ryan
To be fair, football players are peak human
Gandalf The Thicc
You can get a tan from welding (professional metal glueing)! I know from experience and it fucking hurts!
axdntprn axdntprn
Man if they could like lip sync the whole thing having them in opposite chairs and things that would be mind bending
axdntprn axdntprn
Couldn't you do like a legion + descendants series so you go over the legion then all it's chapters? Get the vibes of them all? Maybe break the bluebs into like 2 because they got so Damn many chapters?
Frozenkiller61
Batmite
Big Tony
Commorragh. :)
Ghostpixel .
Any salamander chapter any of them just more of my favorite dragon boys period
Frozenkiller61
Horus,Dorn,Magnus,Russ and Kahn are destroying comaroth. Don't know how to spell it.
Melon Collie
Fabius video!
David Harms
Perty wins the e sports
Stefan25
Day 2 of asking for Lucifer Blacks i wont stop
Billbo Ballbag
Fuck I'm going to start asking proper questions now
Adligo
I am Alpharius!
tjtuscin135 .
What mr bones video!
RandythePlumber
Fantasy content yes
Hunter of The
"What are you talking about longest video ever? It's only 2 minutes 3 seconds." Starts video, and notices the time change. "Oh My God!"
Tom2864
Haven’t finished the episode yet but I believe trains exist - since you have spoken about a DEMON-Train
GodzillaDoom2
The badhab war and astral claws video but still do what you guys want.
Isaac McDaniel
You are horus at the start of the heresy and the chaos gods all converge their powers and tell you that they will 100% corrupt any 5 of your brothers to aid you but the rest remain loyal. Who do u pick as your dream team and why? (Mine is guilliman, russ, magnus, pertertubo, and khan.)
Isyander & Koda
dorito car go brrrrrr - K
Isyander & Koda
:)
I joined for stuff you can't put on youtube
Fuck Erebus Can I have Koda call me a little pog champ? Welcome to being old, it sucks beyond yelling back in my day at kids, I suggest you start doing that at every opportunity.
Nicole
Hydra Dominatus
Isaac McDaniel
Again I ask, wearing nothing but a thong and in a pit of Vaseline which of the four chaos gods is winning the great game?
Teabagginz53
I didn’t know I was paying to hear the phrase “ancient Babylonian skibbity toilet brain rot” at 2am on a Thursday but here I am 🫠
Tom2864
Could we please have the Deathwatch 🙏🏻😁
Too_Spooky
24!? Unc. (Im 23)
Hana Amodio
I just bought a Built off road P71 crown Victoria, and we are currently in the middle of putting a new EJ22 In our 97' Impreza coupe
CandyCain
I would like to suggest a poll where all the options taken multiple episodes like the Horus heresy and the Emporer. I need 2 more options for this poll so please post on this comment 🙏.
Isyander & Koda
This is the correct answer! I have no idea how it escaped me -Isyander
Red
MASSIVE spoilers for Last Knight on Earth: But Omega Batman from that comic could fix Nostromo. "Fix" being a uhhhhh generous interpretation of the term, but y'know. Also, fun fact about the dictionary definition of terrorist is that it is a uhhhh inexact science, I tried looking it up for research purposes once and it turns out it is a whole thing, there is an entire wikipedia article solely devoted to definitions of terrorism.
Rexx Zavolf
Titans
Quantum Dragon
One vote for the Lorgar episode, Preach, Preach!!!
Average Life Enjoyer
1:32:37 God DAMN I'm dying rn😂 as soon as Isyander said the salamanders all I could think of was three salamanders in a club, He'stan in the middle, all in full armor just crip walking 😂😂😂
Church Esq
Day 1 of asking for red scorpions
CarmenSanAndreas
Alpha Legion time? Alpha Legion time. Hydra Dominatus!
Gimbii
Honestly i love the more detailed videos. I understand there are limits but a 2hr video explaing something in detail? Makes me even more interested.
Vellum The Mindless King
I know Leman Russ can in fact Crip walk
Maxima
See, I'm kinda a Mazda guy. My first (and current) car is the Mazda 2, with the lil heads up display screen too. But the REAL reason is because my mum, while she was pregnant with me, was a whole thing in the Hawaii street race scene. She had a red Mazda RX7, suped up and with a full on body kit and everything. That damn triangle engine is fascinating
RadicalPlasma
No no the Erebus video needs to be named "It was all him all along"
RadicalPlasma
Koda, I'm sorry, I sent my question in both q/a videos, the 1st time I was high and flippant when I was writing it, the second time I was sober and studying when I remembered I wrote it dumb like.
NoMercy745
Your welcome for the Cristco mental flashbang.
I am Alpharius, maybe
To be fair to him though, 40k numbers do not make sense.
Vellum The Mindless King
Batmite
CleverEngr
They said my question. I can finally die in peace
Tyberos, the Malding Wake
I never thought I’d get iysander singing not like us on my 2024 bingo card
George Hall
GW is going to do the Celestial Lions dirty. The last 10 Lions will just be Alpha Legion. They made a hot swap en route.
Jordan Winter
You know I love the thought of guiliman meeting the leader of black legion after finding out about the celestial lions. In my head it's just guiliman saying ok look I know you arent fallowing the codex but we need to send a message so get everyone here and ill pretend I dont see anything
Adam Lund
they said my question. I am able to die happy
Nilloc
On class difference the phrase "pardon my french" comes from when there was a large population of French speaking refugees in an English speaking nation leading to "vulgar" language being termed as French. A little bit of a better fact the word for seal (animal) is very fun to say in French
Papa Pepis
Ooooooh new stuff to binge
RavenStarver
To be fair, about trying to talk down a Marine, if it doesn't work then at least it's going to be REALLY quick for you.
Hatter808
Loving the longer video formats guys, thanks for making commutes better!
Andrew
Round 4 asking for chaos poll #2 with word bearers sons of Horus and emperors children
The Homelander
In the Infinite and the Devine the Deceiver makes Trayzn feel pain for the first time since the beginning of bio-transference. Hope that helps
Thomas Allen
Honestly an Angron without butchers nails would have been not only great with Corvus, but also quite friendly with Vulkan. Angron is a true Imperial tragedy
Alessandro Attias
Wop, wop, wop wop!
Nilloc
No problem!
robert cameron
There's a "dent" in Korn' s armor caused by Tzench... Is this relevant?
Vibran the panda
Wait what other youtuber’s videos were isyander and koda apart of?
- Nohvotic -
What a wonderful surprise to hear not just 1hr but 2 from you guys! No memes, just pure appreciation.
The Homelander
LETS GO, THANK YOU
The God Emperor
Got it! Thanks!
william albee
How did you not think of Guilliman for Decathlon? The sport where it's 10 diferent sports and even if you don't get gold in any particular event you get Gold overall if you did well enough overall.
Ethan Hamilton
I NEED A HOUR LONG FABIUS BILE VID STAT 💀 also loveeee the long video format
John Philemon
The Alpharius/Omegon/legion needs to have Koda and Iysander switch places and not mention it or the fact Koda is running the episode
Isaac McDaniel
I don't mind long videos. I work overnights and working alone for 6 hours with nobody means I need long content. Keep it pushing guys
Nilloc
I WORK WITH A FEW CHURCHES, I CAN HELP THE LORGAR SURMEN!
Jordan Winter
Technically malice is different and they do own the rights to that as a 5th chaos god I will say but what he's based on isn't owned by them
Mason Hostetler
I love a two hour Isyander an Koda chill sesh
Fox
Lol pogchamp
Vic Coleman
Koda should be bared from talking numbers. At the absolute high end of Spaces Marines in 40K they there is 1 Space Marine for every 1,000,000,000 or there are more aircraft carriers in the US fleet than there would be space marines if the empire was the size of earth. That is not 10% that is 0.00000001% And it is likely way lower than that, that being said that is still a few thousand chapters on the extreme high end. but likely closer to 1,000.
A package from Theodore J. Kaczynski
🤨📸
Nilloc
The famous nighthaunter quote, "I have come for you" which lends itself for his kin to say "we have come for you"
Nilloc
THATS WHAT ITS ALL ABOUT
Nilloc
I am also so here for long videos! The shorter content leaves me wanting so much more.
William
I view this as preparation for the heresy video. Please give us a heresy video 12 hours at least
Axel Gomez-Martinez
ohhh if the Khan had been a slanesh primarch he would totally be a demonic centaur
A package from Theodore J. Kaczynski
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Nilloc
I hope the quote is coming across 😁
Nilloc
We are here for you
Tactical Turtwig
I thought this was a joke by missreading the length as 2 minutes and 3 seconds LOL
Quack
Pls, i beg of yall, make the horusy video
Nilloc
The first thing to check is if this account is linked to your discord, if that is good then the next would be to ask them in a dm to be added
nick iaconie
For the Horus heresy I expect nothing less than three 2 hour episodes
Alden John bridges this is my full legal name
More longer stuff
Gabriel
<2hrvideoreleases> WOOOOOO YEEEEAAHHH BABY, THATS WHAT IVE BEEN WAITING FOR
Axel D
Holy, 2 hours. I'm eating good tonight, he'll yea, I love long style content.
The God Emperor
Anyone have the link for the discord? Only just joined last week.
Kazuhira 'most of MGSV is filler' Miller
Personally, I am very excited for longer content, but I come from a listening background of Dan Carlin’s hardcore history, so i may just brain already wired incorrectly enough to get excited when i see big long episodes going into detail on something, and the more tangents the better!! Curious how others feel!
Faux
Holy 2 whole hours
James Carr
You know my stuff gliched so it wasn't showing the proper time and I thought this was a giant joke cause it only said 2:03.
Jonathan Alvarado
Next round of polls we need to add The Macharian Crusade
Benjamin Sicard
Witness!!!!
Mystogan
Preparering for the heresy video with this length
Caleb
Horussy kinda outta pocket Koda, and i know it was you who said this..
apicado
I am Alpharius
James
I love these longer videos so much!!!
Alden John bridges this is my full legal name
Do you live in Tacoma wa
Isaiah Caton
Haven't even watched and im already hyped for longer content.
Zerowolf
Let’s go I’m ready
A package from Theodore J. Kaczynski
Hating at break neck speed I am here. Wonderful to see you guys post as always. Please redact all nightlord content.