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EP. 137 | The Haemonculi

🕑 Added 2024-07-12 06:07:41 +0000 UTC

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Sylvanon

The two talking about the neighborhood that the Khan is running around in... Let's be real here. That's not Jack the Ripper. that's Jack the Ripped.

Edward Conner

That's just a super gore nest.

Asgard Ironman

When he said nah they draw the power from somewhere else I was like yeah thats still a super gore nest

Grand Master Azrael

When i heard the boys reference, my mind went to “the sneeze” scene

Ethan

if the astranomicon doesn't need big e, why did the sigilite have to sit on it to keep it on

MightyEggroll

I literally made a Patreon so I could listen to these types of videos without censorship, shit is pretty pog

Jesse LeCompte

He didn’t like them anyways lol

toluron18

Lol the first thing he’d do after scratching his everything and screaming for days would probably be “HOW MANY A DAY?!?!”

Jesse LeCompte

Exactly. Maybe if they were doing 10k a day big E might be up and about

toluron18

Which is a drop in the bucket to the “untold Trillions” in the Imperium. Especially with only 365,000 a year.

Anderson Smith

Head canon. The emporer is straight up dead and the golden throne has subsumed that many souls it's sapient and now just thinks it's Big E

Tchiñdā Armel Tsomene

9/10 death 💀: that’s hot 🥵 would recommend

Hunter of The

The Ancient Awaits

RIFSKATE

I really really need a golden throne episode please.

Ryan

I don't think the emporer is atheist. I think he tried to destroy god worship because he knows and knew they exist

Bleier Austin

My favorite dark eldar story is one where the archon is telling an guardsman he has captured a story over the course of several months only to refuse to tell him the ending just to mess with him

apicado

I am Alpharius

Pron squid

You had my curiosity for the golden throne, now you have my attention

Gammynumnums219

I ended up liking these dark eldar videos a ton. Who knew!

Gage Alexander Kaptis

I would love to see you guys play through Space Marine 2!

Big Tony

I would love the minotaurs. Asterion Moloc makes custodes nervous.

Sebas M.

But like, when they revive someone how do they get their soul back from Slaanesh?

Kayden Phillips

One thing you have to realize with the golden throne is.... how strong is the machine spirit of the throne? A planet machine with as much if not more worship than the emperor, what kind of sentience might it have? What kind of power must it get from the ad mech alone?

Zachary Clapp

I’m pretty sure the number is 2,000 per day. So double your math if so.

Blue Ridge Baka

Not me clipping “le bomb in le butthole”…🤣

GodzillaDoom2

Minotaurs but I would like more on the badhab war and the astral claws.

Rambler107

I was just about to say Koda is your personal Hommunculi haha

Rambler107

Haven’t finished the video yet, but do the Dark Eldar find any kindred spirits in the Night Lords or are they all Mon’Keigh like the rest?

Travis Stephens

Minotaurs I need koda to look confused

Defesh mael

Once again the Inquisition seeks to silence this honorable chapter! The story of the Celestial Lions must be heard!

HMthree

GIMME BIG E

Keyla

Mino mino minotaurs!

Red

"In regards to the Dark Eldar...I am...cosigning this" -Isyander, 2024

The Stuff

the xavier renegade angel reference killed me

Trazyn The Infinite

Crimson fists

CarmenSanAndreas

Disregard Minotaurs, embrace Alpha Legion

Darth Heroux

For the people of the Imperium, for the lord hellblade, the crimson fists

Skealy25

Minotaurs Due to the fact the lamenters survived due to them because without them they could have turned to chaos in worse case scenario

Hailix Schaden

FUCK the Minotaurs, they fuck with my boys the lamenters. Crimson fists please

Hatsune Miku playing Fiend at her concert

Voting for The Crimson Fist

Enzo Betito

Theory: The emperor made the throne with the help of a man of iron [AI] That could only make things by mixing everything they knew about together. AI does not create, it just regurgitated data.

Goober

Drukhari doctors: will remove your skin and muscle, leaving you nothing but a shrieking bundle of nerves and organs, fusing you with the walls and having acid sprayed on you with a garden sprinkler. Ork doctors: Will replace your legs with tank treads because you came in with a toothache

Infernal

I'm gonna go to sleep listening to this cause this is a banger

Sam Smith

Voting against the Minotaurs, I will never forgive them for what they did to the Lamenters!

apicado

I am Alpharius Side note: that "Brother there is so muc-" that Isyander made sounded so much like a WWE speech idk why lol

Sir Manny of Calaban

What book was the dark eldar in earth from?

Anpu98

Asking for the foreign frakka from the Midwest

Know The No

My sister does this. I can do it too, but I’ll torture them in a different way… by boredom.

DtDPitch White

Given the revelations a Haemonculi gave upon seeing the throne, can you imagine what Trazyn would say? That dude has the ultimate compulsion to share knowledge, and has the data set to scare most. It'll never happen, but my god! Actually, Big E could be payment if it truly doesn't need him.

Spoon Located

The one thing I learned today: the deldar won't stoop as low as the us Healthcare system, they find that method of extracting life saving pain too evil

Sinful

QnA question. What do you think the true purpose of the golden throne ?

Henry Robertson

Thank you guys the dark eldar episode we all needed. Stay blessed

B. SR

With all the crazy stuff dropped casually about the golden throne I feel like we're slowly being fed stuff to blow open the established Imperial Truth in leadup to a Big E episode where theyre going to get really into picking him apart

Dum8kid

Well now we NEED a golden throne episode, even if that means we finally get a jimmy space episode first.

Sinful

The dark Eldar doing a drive by blasting dubsteb flipping off the hive fleet neutralizing the acid brings me such life.

Jesse LeCompte

3.65 billion psychers.

D'Angelo Henderson

Fun fact I'm allergic to apples so they will indeed send me to the doctor instead 😅

CandyCain

😌 thank you, I was starting to get withdrawal systems. I need my weekly glass of Isy Koda-pop.

AfroKing42

Thanks, we were put through the ringer but we're pulling through. A plus, no damage to it home though.

Jesse LeCompte

#24HoursOfHorussy when!?

Alessandro Attias

I am really sorry to hear that.

Scareborne

Ulrik The Slayer Space Wolves Wolf priest

Sirius

Yeah, i mean with the conniving Flying Spaghetti Monster you can always just say “he’s planning something you wouldn’t understand” and I’d 100% accept it, but like, slaneesh has to come out of the dungeon sometime. It would be very cool to see them take on a sort of lucifer-ish role and instead of focusing on like “BIG WAR, MANY DEAD” they would focus on the corruption of individuals.

Cat thef

I listened to this. Now I'm watching, I haven't pressed play yet and I'm horrified for the visual AIDS

Seraph

Might be obvious to some but fun fact,There’s a sister city to Commoragh called Shaa-dom. Shaa-dom and Commoragh= Sodom and Gomorrah

I joined for stuff you can't put on youtube

I'm just curious what slaanesh has been up to. Like, sure she who thirsts is probably doing horrible things to the aeldari, cool. But khorne cut a planet in half with angron, and mortarion declared a plague war... Slaanesh has to be doing something more right?

Isaac McDaniel

Ok Isyander buddy I love you and your work. If there was ONE thing is that the back and forth jumps from yelling in excitement to whispers so quiet they barely register means as I listen to your podcasts the volume needs to be so high to hear the whispers that when you do yell I lose my hearing or so low to compensate for the yelling that I miss 1 in 3 things said by you. Again no shade just a note that maybe in editing you can bring the whispers up in volume so one does not either miss things or go deaf

Cary Bronson

Again, asking for a discussion of the vehicles of the Imperium. It would give you an excuse to go full car guy, when comparing them to real-world vehicles. My best friend is a car guy, and I could plausibly convince him to watch such an episode.

Nicholas SAno

Koda's face when the word breeding wall came into play was epic

Bald Vengeance

I vote for whichever topic sees the return of Poor Stooge. Or his mistress, Ab-Human Cat-Girl Stooge

Tyro Thunderdrone

Hey guys I have been trying to reach you about getting my 1000 patch, could you please send me a DM in regards to how that is going please? I was part of the original 1000 and havent gotten it yet.

Alfonso Rodriguez

When Isyander says he loves when the train is coming on time (while accounting for the warp time fuckery) they really made sure that train came into the station ON TIME. I can see koda prayed to the omnisayah for the video to export while Isyander was reading out the bean counter’s bible verse for verse Glory to you two gentlemen