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EP. 132 | The Thirteen Black Crusades

🕑 Added 2024-06-20 08:16:18 +0000 UTC

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I am Alpharius, maybe

Why isn’t the echo of the first murder a war hammer? A literal big rock on stick?

Frightened Sloth

Ok so you say that you wouldn’t want to call a black crusade on the laundry pile because of what Slaaneshi and Khornate demons will do… But I want Nurgle nowhere near my laundry. I can live with Slaaneshi now vibrating and leather underwear if I have to, but if Nurgle gets to it… I’m taking it out of the laundry pile and adding it to the burn pile.

Axios

the big problem is as you even said in the youtube video is how they've always wrote the armless one. Its why Huron Blacckheart is the more well liked undivided leader then Failbaddon

HMthree

Badab war please

Zachary Clapp

“The Eldar let the Imperium use the Webway.” HO LY SHIT!

Cooper Morlan

I'm cheering for the tau!

Brendan Ashton-Collins

BDSM Space elves

Deseret Suydam

Edgy elves. Good luck youtube

Discolor6226

High lords

Neil

Dark Eldar

Pron squid

HIGH LORDS

Benjamin Sicard

The alpha leagon knew about his plan an shared it with no one.

Donovan Miller

Koda really said “mommy plz”

Devon

I’m voting for the edgy space elves

Solomon Dale

Dark Eldar

Koner

Tau suit

ScuffedJesus

Dark eldar

יותם רוזנטל

I want a scream short

Captain Maximilian (not a bear)

Badab war

SilkyZ

We need a Badab war episode, because more space sharks and lamenters fun!

Kimberlyn Layton

Dark Eldar or Alpha Legion. Find them!!!

Christian Miramontes

No, I am Alpharius.

Anthony Montoya

Tzeentch just wanted Abby to complete his missing achievements from his non-perfected games

Ghostyflow

Dark elder! Dank elder !

JujuBean

High lords of Terra

The Godling

High Lords of Terra

The Godling

We need a video on The Badab War.

Ian Moore

tau crisis suits

RAVEN

Dark eldaaaar pleaaaaaaase we could throw the Tau a bone by talking about the ethereal who entered our fighting pits and managed to escape after beating everything up!

Amber McBride

TAU TAU TAU crisis suits

That1ScoutCollins

I ask for Thunder Warriors episode

Cat thef

Watch the alpha legion be hiding behind the dark eldar, I called it in the yt video I'm calling it now

manuel

It sounds like a brain part because encephalus is the medical term for brain so yeah! Its a brain

Aiden Parkhill

Crisis suits get the high lords outta here

Blue Ridge Baka

Cadia broke before the guard did!

alex

Alpha legion

Ronnocconconcar 9

High lordssss

Samuel Schiraldi

Day 1 of asking for a Badab war video.

Pontus

The tools of the greater good! (Tau crisis suits)

SPAZZE

High lords next 😉

Loko5979

TAU CRISIS SUITS preferably with a bow tie

Roland Taranis

Tau crisis suits FTW

Definitely not 5 Genestealers in a trenchcoat

No I am Alpharius!

Definitely not 5 Genestealers in a trenchcoat

The only problem with teaching Koda about 40K is that he can turn around and make the most horrendous jokes that just deal psychic damage.

Quarian Magus

Reasonable don't really care much for the tau, but you seem to have missed that my vote had to go somewhere and it was not going to the dark eldar.

zeb lessard

I WAS THAT MF

Timelesswisdom

I don’t know that I would call abbadon edgy. He doesn’t have a katana or silver/white hair

I joined for stuff you can't put on youtube

Dark aeldar. They're so good at disappearing once they strike

Bellows Jakeen

Fuck the Tau suits we already saw Farsight

winters

Do the "high lords" the alpha legion would hide their identity.

Noah Pulliam

Tau crisis suits

Matthew Mikkelsen

I am Alpharius

FoxLocket

THE TAU CRISIS SUITS ARE THE ALPHA LEGION

CrimsonKobold

I vote for the potato peeler faction!

Aiden Finlayson

HIGH LORDS OF ALPHARIUS

hasan jawad

I really want more about the 13th crusade... It deserves its own episode

Brandon Santos Sansfaute

fun fact there is a Costco by the pentagon.

14thAnGEL -Sora

dark Eldar please

Chi The Legend

high lords

Twisted

Ima ganna go with the hash slinging slasher for my vote

Cat thef

Yk what, let's get those dark eldar

Red

I'm not gonna lie, i gotta vote for the Drukhari next, i love a good underdog story and i YEARN to see how you attempt to censor them

Quarian Magus

gonna have to throw down for tau, because I want anything but dark eldar.

Dustin Smith

High lords, let’s go!!

Big Tony

You said Perturabo and i laughed my ass off. Edit: High Lords

Alex Weede

Tau suits or high lords

Wilson

Please 🥺

Wilson

Give me loyalist legions purging their traitors!

Tyro Thunderdrone

Kornite Demons doing Laundry = ripped to shreds Sleenesh demons doing Laundry = Missing underwear and why is it all Leather? Nurgle Demons doing Laundry = either "Why are you doing Laundry you are perfect!" Or its now worse than when it went into the wash Tzeentch demons doing Laundry = "What Laundry? You put a baked ham in the machine and now its a turtle

Marvin Blindell

The Tax-evasion war needs to go on the list

Anselmo

Abaddon probably skips leg day

Axel D

Small detail regarding the shadow light, the reason as to why abbadon was unable to acquire it was due to a comissar and his rather smelly aid. So yea even Cain was involved in some way in the 13th black crusade.

Army_of_one034

Please I need a legion of the damned video

Genise

Drukari! Drukari! Drukari! The dark Eldar pleeeaaassseeeee!!!!!

Francisco Fernandez

Dark elder please

Wop Marco

Give me some Dark Eldar

Cat thef

Cadia was the Imperiums Reach. Effectively

Big Tony

Hydra Dominatus! Give us freedom!

Benjamin Astières

Fuck the T'au, we need the dark eldar!

Dantuzo21

Dark elder plz

Chaosunit0010

Tau, because they deserve all the love.

leslie rahming

Screw the drukhari we need the T'au

HerrHahnchen

Those artifacts are ABSOLUTELY a Vecna reference

Bellows Jakeen

Dark Eldar

Sir Sponge

Dark Eldar

Cali Walker

Dark eldar

Axios Raven Productions

Give me the Alpha Legion

Space Shark Chaplain

I'm almost certain the Tao crisis suits are the alpha legion. I have thought that both times they have been in poles

Skej

Screw the T'au we need the drukhari

Nicholas SAno

The high lords of terra please

Brock Hard For Geodudes- Big titty anime gir IS THAT THE GRIM REAPER

We want Tau. We want Mechs.

DtDPitch White

So, key thing to Abbadon, most of those crusades were devised late 90's early 2000's. Prime edgelord territory. He is the Azrael Batman of the setting. Welcome to it. Still insanely powerful, just kinda doofy in presentation often. Also, for the equation needing certain deaths. Likely to inflict a ver specific trauma either psychically on the world from the death (like a haunting) or given there is an afterlife in universe. That trauma was needed on the ghost. Or, again, edgelord, it was the message of the death. Just the most horrifying statement pieces to damn those that see it.

Scareborne

Ulrik The Slayer Space Wolves Wolf priest

Benjamin Colburn

Dark Eldar!

D'Angelo Henderson

So are we gonna gloss over how Isyander realized he has the power to deafen us all of he wished? Did that moment not concern anyone else!? 😅🤣

Chandos Reynolds

Bra missed opportunity for a Pokemon rap but 40k Got to fight them all

Jason Axiak

Hey guys another great video, can't help but notice alot of dnd talk. Any chance for a dnd video

Jake Dakin

Here I was hoping you’d do - 13 hour video. 1 hour per crusade lol

apicado

I am Alpharius

Kain

Tau suits or dark Eldar. The alpha legion would never hide under the same rock twice the first time, maybe the second or third time but not the first.

Testsubject1104

Tau crisis suits

B. SR

So a Crusade is just a Chaos Waaagh?

clonerman 01

take a shot every time koda says "edgy"

I am Alpharius, maybe

Literally anyone but the Tao

Nax

High Lords of Terra. Just the High Lords of Terra though, not the High Lords of Terra.

Adgjggy

High lords

Matěj Dejdar

The dark eldar are basically the poster boys for losers bracket at this point but I do want to see Koda grossed out again lol.

Alex Derry

Koda.... do me a favor and the next time you edit a video can you try to do something about the volumes. I seriously could not hear half the content of this video due do low video volumes and quiet talking. Fyi I have my headphone on MAX and I still can't hear much. Thank you 😁♥️

Afell Tale

Cause of death is clearly to impress the suffering into the Immaterial. Soul Math Baby~

Zack Aspin

Crisis suits time

Drea6nought

Thank you guys for the sick videos, love the content yall make! Much love from TN

monokarma7

Legion of the dammed but until then drukari

Vulpes Vulpes

Drukhari

Easyus Prime

tau crisis suits and next poll please let it be The god engines, titan time

Alex Ross

High Lords!

Donosaur Dan

Come on Tau

anonimowy pan

Screw the high lords, let the crisis suits in. Hydra Dominatus.

Melon Collie

High Lords

Lucifel The Dreadnought

This was amazing

FAKEBUISNESS

REGARDLESS

Michael Hunter

Always remember Cadia still stands.

The Venerable Breadnought

P s. 13th like for the 13th black crusade on the 13th black poll, let's fucking go CRUST FOR THE CRUST THRONE

Bald Vengeance

I vote for whichever topic sees the return of Poor Stooge. Or his long-tongued neighbour, Gene Stealer Stooge.

The Venerable Breadnought

I was just looking for a new episode to listen to, found out that I'd fully caught up with all the episodes. Then you dropped this 2 minutes ago Perfect timing Lads 😂 Bread for the Bread God

Minimany1000

thank you for all the awesome and entertaining content :)

SureStep

Yay now i can "work", good times!

inquisition.

There would be a LOT of hand waving while talking about his history just for the sake of time. Unless they make a special episode (which I would pay double if they pulled that off)