EP. 108 The OLDEST Space Marine Around
🕑 Added 2024-03-21 08:20:32 +0000 UTCToday we start off the Space Wolves with a tale as old as time itself, the tale of Bjorn (the joke is that Bjorn is old as sin). We'll delve into his adventures side by side with Leman Russ and The Emperor himself, all the way up to the modern day with his feuds with the 1K Sons and his daily servings of prune juice.
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Sorry again for the reeeaal late upload, the last week has been stupid busy for the both of us between writing the episodes, personal life events for the both of us, and some fun tech stuff in the interim, and because of that it was down to the literal wire on this one. Things have stabilized now though and our schedule should be back to our usual by this Saturday's upload!
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Comments
Lacey Anderson
question : since its happened before cane he be turned into a primares? (space mariene squared) would the space wolves allow this or hide him if someone tries to take him? or would tthey let him choose?
Jakob Hjorth Hansen
If you want a fun vid, go check out The Saga of Bjorn on YouTube. An aging viking trying to get killed in battle.
Theonewholives 5
GOOD
SKEETERBOY87
If they were to make a Florida man chapter i could see them mixing salamanders,space wolves,and world eater gene-seed to make that
Nathaniel Kelly
I really want Leman to come back before Bjorn dies, just so they can reunite and fight together one last time
Ben Macauley
Berserk is the GOAT of manga
Aaron
if anyone gets accepted into WestPoint based of a video ill reenlist
marquel
This podcast helped me through the toughest time in my life now I have the patreon so I can help me through many more
Derpykins
ah, bjorn, the man who can say anything about history and you'd believe him from sheer respect...and fear...
Tony Konold
JEFF THE DESTROYER
Alpharius
I am Alpharius my legion must be covered
LaughingFox
I'm pretty sure Florida Man in 40k is just orks.
LaughingFox
You are not alone. I wish they had made it into 40K.
CseRule
That Oppenheimer joke killed me. Beautiful
Emmett See
I know I am probably the only guy who wants it but I want the Skaven the rat people
Part time cowboy
I am pro battles!!!!
Jack Burchfield
So how long till 12+ hours heresy?
The43rdRonin
How has Koda never read Berserk!?
Nick Gilbert
My vote is for GSC!
Anpu98
Day one of requesting servitors and cherubs
Enzo Betito
requesting a video about servitars and charabs
Andrew Long
When do we get a video of you two playing a combat patrol against each other, I can see it now, ultramarines versus necrons
Chance Daugherty
Bjorn trying for that ring k.o
Chance Daugherty
Billy Bob is the orks
PS
Battles may be a hard sell, but the Badab War... 👀 C'mon, Isyander, how can you resist a video that's all about taxes, bureaucracy and what happens when you pull the Sovereign Citizen stunt on the Imperium? (I am certain the Astral Claws were just the worst Ultramarine successors, btw. Only sons of Guilliman would ever think to send the Imperium a signed and notarized document titled "The Articles of Just Secession" stating that they are not going to pay their taxes any more.) Plus, Huron Blackheart is SUCH a fun character with a whole book of his own, though it's set post-Badab in his current Red Corsair era.
JujuBean
Abbadon and Garfield loken
Trazyn’s Janitor
The genes that were stolen pls
Deseret Suydam
Having watched the space wolves video, Iysander does battle recap better than a lot of lore tube.
Henry Huelskamp
Glad the Wolves won but please let the Gene Stealers be next!
Killer Games
"thats pun is not going to make it into the video" "nope the video ended now" - the editor XD
Pyre d'Valentin
Gene bois!
Himothy Jenkins
No must wait until the 13th poll
karldehaut
Forgot to write Genestealer
Kayvaan Shrike
I would love to see istvaan 5 video
L4Lenny
I've been asking for a sons of horus/black legion video for so long that not even Bjorn can remember the first episode I commented on so seeing as how abaddon is the closest I've gotten so far im voting for him
TheOriginalGamer79 (dasdeke)
A vote against abbadon, till the 13th great poll.
Solomon Dale
13:38 As a Norwegian, I have an uncle named Bjørn Olav, which is only one of several Bjørns in my life And I'd love to learn more about Genestealers
Michael Tison
A vote against abbadon
sokesamurai
My vote is for the Aspect Warriors.
Trevor Peine
Genestealers
Jonathon Day
Gene stealers
lord basically
🎶gene stealers🎵
George Hall
Gene Stealers all the way.
Outlawtuber
I want the gene stealers but only if told as what was happening to poor stooge during the invasion of mega dead
Drake Theis
No Abaddon
Drake Theis
Aspect Warriors please
lucas vieira
Magnus is just like Dr.Manhattan
Jordan Hall
Please Abbadon
Jason McIntosh
ouf not my magnus here we go
Tyberos, the Malding Wake
I’m voting for aspects and genesteelers
Tyberos, the Malding Wake
Negative vote against abandon
Red
You son of a bitch, spoiling Oppenheimer!
Travis Stephens
Can you do the trickster space corgi? 13th Great Poll
DtDPitch White
Aspects and Stelers, simple
Reid Felecos
Genestealers
Roach
Hey, if you guys are planning on doing any other sci-fi episodes that aren't WH40K, would you consider doing something on metroid?
Chairman Meow
Magnus=Oppenhaimer Or am I wrong
mellobot
genestealer cult!!
Emmanuel amoranto
Abbadon bro let's gooooooooo. Pull thru
Definitely not 5 Genestealers in a trenchcoat
The Three-Armed Emperor approaches! Genestealers RISE UP!!
baal.sackminiatures
We've done space furries, genestealer time
Lucky
Im gonna start talking bout chemdogs and more. Like the guardsman that doesn't have that much attentions unlike those 70s action movie, ww1 but in 40k, and lastly the dudes with guns, not-so-correct guide book
Vinay Date
One ticket to Aspect Warriors, please.
Koner
Aspect warriors
Rell
My votes for Abbadon
Mystogan
Give the Thousand Sons a God damn video
Isaac Long
Aspect warriors please
Bellows Jakeen
genestealers
OneOfGhaz'Boyz
Hey, if you guys are planning on doing any other sci-fi episodes that aren't WH40K, would you consider doing something on metroid?
Trevor Peine
Please Genestealers!
Ivaskin
Bjorn means Bear
Marius Kröll
Still voting for the 12 hourd heresey episode
Mitch Elliott
A vote for the 12 hour Horus Heresy
Lune Nighdaar
got that piece of information from "Astartes Anonymous Podcast #27" where the dude is on it who commissions the art. for people who got interested on the Podcast a short description: the hosts hafing fun talking about Warhammer, is more on a lighter node.
Lune Nighdaar
the worst part about the famous art of magnus on the Council of Nikaea is, that it is fan art. At the same time kinda cool and just wtf games workshop ^^
Fenrir
minotaurs
Easyus Prime
Koda : if you still watch cartoons for shits and giggles watch transformers beast wars and I have only found 1 image of a red neck space marine, Isyander : You finally got the Revival of Guilliman, and i love the ultrashelf.
Zachary Nolen
Genestealers please! Also Koda you need to read berserk, life changing a few people I’ve met!
Corvus
A vote for the genestealers. A plan generations in the making
Aukora91
A vote for the genestealers, thanks for the great episode!
Tyro Thunderdrone
Spoilers for 300: they get wiped. Spoilers for Dunkirk: War happens! Spoilers for historical drama isnt spoilers xD goddamn I laughed as hard as Isyander did!
Demarcus Brown
If yall do battles soon I neeed the seige of varks to be on that list. And I can't tell you how much I would hate (or love) a video about alpha legion (brought to you by alpharius or omegon)
Hana Amodio
32 minutes "For legal reasons, that was joke"
Andrew Richardson
so, im a magnus the red fan. I promise to watch the space wolves episodes knowing my man will get his day.
Zeke Van Waard
Gene stealers please
TheGrotlingHobbs El Johnson
We need a Drop pod Massacre video
SNOWFLAME
I am SNOWFLAME! Every cell of my being BURNS with white-hot ecstasy. COCAINE is my god, and I am THE HUMAN INSTRUMENT OF ITS WILL!
Daddy El'Jonson
Florida in 40k is just catachan. Also I see the guilliman.... how much dignity did it cost, isyander?
braden morgan
1 vote for the gene stealy bois
Matthew Horton
Thousand sons please.
Greg Lopienski
Iyslander broke when mentioning spoilers lol
Dum8kid
I also think that Bjorn's death is like a race against time. Can death catch him before Bjorn get's to reunite with Leman? I just hope we get to see Bjorn die fighting side by side with the all-father.
Dum8kid
What do you think Bjorn's reaction is to getting woken up to tell stories? Because I just imagine for someone as old as him it just has to be unfathomable relief. Like most times he wakes up it's because something truly horrible is happening and only Bjorn can stop it. So having times where he wakes up and get's told, "nothing terrible is happening, we're here to party!" would have to be just the biggest win for him.
David Graves
Need Lysander’s laugh in a can
Ricardo Justiniano
Just finished the kaldor draigo vid, I desperately need a sci-fi horror book about people in the year 3500s where earth has semi conquered the solar system and is experimenting on FTl travel but goes event horizon and in stead travel through the warp and land in the Era indominus and witness the horrors of mankind
Tepson
MOOOORRRRREEEE.
Marius Kröll
Take all the time you need. And thanks for your amazing work, I love your content
Leman Russ
Insert long howl here
Mitchell McCullough
Gimme Gene Stealers, need more tyranid goodness Also a question for the recap video: What is the most nightmare blunt rotation possible in 40k (Excluding Tzeentch and Nurgle because thats too obvious)
Blaztex Davis
I'm in your walls, For the 3 armed king Genestealers rise up
Axel Gomez-Martinez
yesssss, finally got the space wolves episode, killer work and my vote goes for the gene stealers
Genise
I really hope that Bjorn gets to see Leman Russ even one last time. I need a scene of Leman holding Bjorn as he dies and just “Did I do good?” “You were the best.” I know it’s overdone but he deserves to see dad again.
Neil
Aspect warriors
John Medlock
I vote genestealers in honor of my tyranid playing friend.
Vic Coleman
Aspect warriors and Abeddon can fuck off into my little pony
Bryan Leonardo
Lysander reminded me I needed chapstick
Christian Sarat
Am now seeing the Guilliman model behind Isyander. Should now be legally binding that Koda get the Silent King/his favorite Necron model behind him in the top opposite corner
Genise
IT’S HERE THE NEW EPISODE! I WAS DYING YESTERDAY WITHOUT IT!
Scareborne
Ulrik The Slayer Space Wolves Wolf priest
Jared Godwin
Haterade for Abaddon
Wop Marco
Bjorn’s story can only end with him fighting alongside Leman, one more time, and then dying in a blaze of glory saving his primarch and his legion.
Zack Aspin
Gotta vote genestealers
Ragan Willis
Once again I'm drinking my Haterade and voting against Abaddon. May he never succeed on his first try.
Ko Trainer
Aspect Warriors
Rxund Txble Prxduxtions
I was going into withdraw. Thank you guys!
Easyus Prime
Down with abbadon let’s go genestealers (and also I was really hoping to learn about Logan) oh and bjorn means bear
Joshua Churchill
Warhammer florida gun nut is ghaz more dakka
Oz Moses
I have been hyping this dude up for the past YEAR XD
Spoon Located
Can we please get a minis painting episode? I wanna see Koda paint a smiley face on be'lakor
Joseph Wolfe
Aspects next and a point against abbadon
the bisexual bandit(eric walsh)
I've always wondered what the oldest space marine is like, not one stuck in some battle tank. No just a regular ass astartes that's been around since before his primarch showed up. A. Would he look at the imperium changing as a big deal, his entire brotherhood got changed when his dad showed up so who cares B. Would he be more powerful than your standard marine C. Would he be a grumpy old man talking about how when he got his implants everything was higher quality
Aaron Grim II
YES SPACE WOLVES! My first chapter to be introduced to and eventually I plan on getting a Space Wolf tattoo. But- and this is pre watched- the whole ‘furry’ jokes are lazy and bashing Norse based references annoys me. Space Vikings is a cool idea and the whole werewolf like transformation is awesome.
Jack Daniels
Genestealers
Oops W
Genestealers!
Nicholas SAno
in reference to Bjorn and his diplomatic entrances all I have to say is that Space marines aren't Guardsmen but they are to a lesser extent a slightly larger rounding error
Anpu98
Who is that on the ultra-shelf???
Lunchbox
Aspect warriors
Axios Raven Productions
Give me the Gene Stealers!
Mc80 horison
We all see guilliman in the top left corner is there gonna be a painting episode soon?
Nicholas SAno
Aldari Aspect warriors
CandyCain
I want a poll of all the Chaos champion legions. The death guard, World eaters, emperor's children, and thousand sons.
Xander O'Brien
I thought the guy in the dreadnought form the Salamanders was the oldest
Nicholas SAno
On the note of Star Wars and burning those who can use the force look into why the Chiss seemingly have no force users IE Admiral Thran. Look into his Race's culture.
Drinohs
I second this. The legion of the damned seems so interesting.
NastyNosh
gene stealer cults pleaseeeee none of my warhammer creators have a made a tyranid episode in so longggg
KriscoBubber
Aspect Warriors!!!
Drinohs
Voting for the aspect warriors. I know about genestealers a bit, I don't know about the aspect warriors. Also, upstate South Carolina in the south east U.S here.
vasEnterprise
Björk the Uphanded!
DragoCordis
Listing to Isyander absolutely lose it about "Spoilers for Oppenheimer" straight up killed me. His laugh is contagious. Every. Time. Love you both and thanks for the content!
Ara Laiss
Vote for the Elder!!
Nax
The image of Magnus on the Senate floor that was shown here was actually commissioned by The Amber King on YouTube if I remember right~
psychotic russian
"MORKAI, MORKAI, MORKAI, MORKAI"
Bernie
plus 1
Muffin_Daddeh21
or start a new one lol
Muffin_Daddeh21
wooo. vid bussin as always, fit bussin as always wish you guys the best an see u next vid keep up the great content
Malf
When he said "The oldest space marine" I Immediatly thought about Cawl's assistant, ... Then remembered papa Bjorn. Also is there any chance there's a surviving marine from the purged legions, 'cause he could be the oldest.
Biggus_Dickus
Vote against Abadon and for the gene stealers
Daedroes
Im just gonna say, Florida Man Space Marines would end the war.
Anpu98
Genestealer cult
Worldeaters
I wana see a russ video now
Killerdaddas
I’d honestly love an episode on the Legion of the Damned
Figurative Bandit
Glad to see you two this week. I shall continue voting for the Genestealers, and insisting that Abaddon take the L here. Down with the Despoiler! (Still holding out hope for Alpha Legion April Fools', it's just too perfect to not do them there.)
CandyCain
I was worried you forgot about us
Joel Magnuson
I think the logical extreme for Florida man is in the neighborhood of the Angry Marines
Goat man
This is why I go to work
Firefighter Troy
They post I happy now
Firefighter Troy
Let’s gooo
Michael Hunter
"Bark bark woof." That's space wolf for Genestealers please.
Lucifel The Dreadnought
First!