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EP. 102 Ciaphas Cain's Best Buds

🕑 Added 2024-02-21 21:30:00 +0000 UTC

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emer4ldlord

If any of friends smelt that bad ima throw a bar of soap at their face, just full send

Jesse LeCompte

I am legitimately tempted to refund my sub just because of mispronouncing Ferik Jurgen's name... put some respect on it

Derpykins

ah, ciaphas cain, the only time that the phrase "falling up" can truly be personified

Alpharius

I am Alpharius my legion must be covered

CseRule

I love how Amberly just assaults the Kasteen from the Valhallan 597th because of the ways she talks. Just absolutely goes for the throat everytime Amberly uses an excerpt from her book. "I believe this work could add some much needed context to Cain's situatin, whoever I would not force you to listen to such a desecration of the gothic language so don't feel forced to listen." I was listening to it at work and almost spit my drink on a coworker

Bleier Austin

Best part of when he meets vail is Cain is trash talking the inquisition to her face

Richárd Németh

Hello i wish to ask im want to buy a ciaphas cain book but idk which 1 should i buy first.. i mean i kinda want to buy it in chronological order.. acording to audible it the antology the "first" but what do u guys think which 1 should i buy first? I realy like the channel and last month i got the infinite and divine which was my favorite so far

TheOneNoc

I think a deep dive into the different regiments of all the factions would be dope

The Master of Mankind

In spirit of this channel we should stop using Jesus and say "Sanguinius"

Snifferdawg 360

I also love the lighter stuff in our grimdark story. That's why I love the salamanders so much. The darkness just makes the flames of hope glow brighter. Like when captain Volas of the Black Dragons ( a Salamander successor chapter) notes seeing two humans running away to safety holding hands and remarking that those small gestures of love are what he was made to protect.

Pickles

Abhumans!! Also the black dragons would be awesome too!

Maj

I want Koda’s jacket, where’d he get it?

Nymyar

Abhumans

Sam Anderson

Abhumans deserve their 15 minutes of fame

Necrosis of Philosophy

i need an Eisenhorn episode, the puritan turned radical inquisitor. my man needs the love and for more ppl to know his heroics and fall into radicalism.

Allydia

Abhumans

Xavier Bader-Thompson

gimme those abhumans baby!!!!

Aiden Howell

I would love the abhumans please! Also, about your question on the YouTube video, I would love to see what other stuff from your channel, both turtles and more. Im trying to learn more about cars rn and I think watching videos from you guys about cars and other stuff would be an absolute blast!

Ihab Hachami

Episode request: how would a Warframe stack up in the 40k universe

Francisco Rodriguez

Abhumans

Adam Darkes

I'd like to hear you guys talk about Ufthak Blackhawk!

GreatOdinSon11

We gonna get eisenhorn at all?

Noam Abt

Dark Eldar

The Red Jacket

Abhumans please also I would very much like a Magnus Lore dump if possible. Y'all are fantastic by the way.

Sharktogonapus

Abhumans

LordPratticus

❤️

Ethan Christie

Dark eldar baby

Hazardoussloth

Dark Eldar 🙏🏾

Daniel J. Glisson

Always here for an episode on Malice!

Jacob Holt

Iron hands please! (You can get all our lore in 1 episode)

Joshua Heider

Texas

JJTheMighty

Texas here🫡

Kazuhira 'most of MGSV is filler' Miller

^this please

Local Thallid

Show us the abhumans

Kazuhira 'most of MGSV is filler' Miller

Koda, "Jergin your Gerkin" is why we hear "wash your taint" isyander is just retaliating

Genise

Wait when did you ask for help??! Fuck I missed it!

Thomas Lowe

Gaunt Ghost's next!

Timothy Jensen

Man is a hero even when trying not to be. Sandy Mitchell portrays him so well in the novels.

Keyla

yay * wiggles with exitement*

Jacob bruehl

I think one of the most shocking revelations in the Cain books is that marshmallows canonically exist and are attainable.

Jacob bruehl

Where the necrons in the first Cain book? I only remember the tau and the nids.

Kaitheviking

abhumies!

Dominic Solis

Going down!

Emily Binnie

Thank you for this ep. I've been reading the Horus Heresy and have hit a wall with Mechanicum. This convinced me to pick up the Cain book I bought the same time I got Horus Rising. And it's fun! All the fun I wasn't having trying to slog through. Mechanicum. Would still love an Emperor's Children episode though.

The Chivalrous Tincan

How do you join the discord

Greg Lopienski

Jergon jergon jergon (denim denim denim ;p)

mellobot

DARK ELDAR

jozsua

You forgot "that is the full title"

jozsua

More like he gets a bad hand with a secret joker under the first card. Everything he does manages to work on his favor somehow, even if it is a slight from another inquisitor. That'd be where he gets the "failing forward" shtick. Keep in mind too that all of these stories are written by someone who loved/cared about him, of course they will make it as flattering as it can be. I would love to see a book about Cain by anyone but his mistress/not mistress.

Wreckedtevye

If someone is pregnant with a future blank, do they feel any foreboding or dread as it develops?

death strike 6675

Will we later learn of Magnus and his fall to chaos (more space mummies)

Operta Lupus

seems my comment was deleted XD well sorry for what ever i did to make it get the 2nd treatment but, keep up the amazing work, love you guys c:

Mystogan

Hero of the imperium

mohammad636

You should talk about the 13th Penal Legion ("Last Chancers")

PrettyChunky

tea is better than coffee and I'll die on that hill XD

Titanium Pandas

CI-CI-CIAPHAS CAIN HERO OF THE IMPERIUM!

Fyrijou

I truly feel that Jenit Sulla deserves a mention. She’s one of the more memorable side characters in the Novels and fits Amberley‘s habit of writing bad about other female characters in Cain‘s memoirs considering she’s described to have the face of a horse and it can be argued how true that statement is.

ryan

looks like they soap-wash Jurgen out of Cain's plays. :<

Ajsarana

I also love how at one point he meets another sexy and dangerous lady and he just turns her down: -I have enough dangerous lady in my life, thank you. And Amberly just comments "yes, he's talking about me. I'll take the compliment."

ZanderOutlander

Yes and no, the blank part may increase the notice of lack of hygiene, but his is described as have unkempt facial hair with food and other stuff stick on it, a bad case of halitosis or bad breath, and his uniform is usually has food stains on it. Also in one short story on Jurgen in the Cain series, Jurgen mention he doesn't really care for society norm and dislike talk to people, so the bad hygiene could be his way of avoid a conversation.

ZanderOutlander

I'm a bit confused on how people see Cain as an idiot or/and exteremly lucky. In most of his book, he stacks the deck in his favor. He make sure that from the grunts to high command respect or like to the point where he know they won't shoot him in the back or/and will do the best to keep him alive, beside the mostly suicidal mission he usually finds him self in, he made it to retirement after fighting all the major enemies of the imperium a one point or time. Not only that but Cain also has a really good intuition that I feel is mostly ignored, his able to link thing quicker than most people, minus some of inquisition agents he works with in his stories. His first assignment as a commissar was his doing, he just seduce the right amdin( who liked men in uniform) to get a nice safe rear echelon, where he was far from the front lines. Is he self serving, yes, is he good at his job, yes, so to call him guy whose an idiot that fall foward is an understament to who he is.

Jordan Hall

The absolute Cain slander He’s one of the most competent members of the imperial guard and is incredibly smart lol

Jon Meadows

Would love a Badab war video

Devon

What happened to the foreign frakoff/international incident it’s a working title? I miss those

Deseret Suydam

Bequin!!!!! Why could Eisenhorn/Ravenor not have won 😭😭😭

Bryan Ehnis

Which means there is a bureaucrat who had just processed his death paperwork. Only for Cain to show up a little bit later. And fill out the oh he's alive actually paper. My new head cannon is that this bureaucrat has been alive as long as Cain and always delt with Cain. One day his boss said hey Cain died again need you to do the paperwork. * Dude drags off a cigarette* " frack off, he'll turn up as soon as I finish it"

Joseph DePersiis

Also, again another fantastic episode I love your vibe and your content, hope you two have a great day. Also I missed the mention of where to send an email for helping with the research, where would that be?

Joseph DePersiis

I'm not sure I buy the "she faked his death" theory. Evidenced by the fact she mentions him being buried with full military honors. The best part about it is that he's been listed as KIA so many times and returned "triumphant", that there is a standing order to have him listed as being active and alive, even after the aforementioned burial, which Vail finds really funny.

Wilmatia cattebasian

jurgen ? leitner ??

Joel Magnuson

If I remember correctly he's the only person with a full military funeral with honors but the admin won't remove him from active duty because there are standing orders that he's always on duty, he's just shown up enough after being declared dead that the admin and higher ups just said "Don't bother marking him KIA he'll show up when he needs more Tana"

asta

I recently read Cain's book and isn't Jurgen's "lack of hygiene" the way people interpret him being a blank, and not because he doesn't wash? He's supposed to have better than average personal hygienie

Logan Moore

Guys this is how you get blackbagged by the inquisition.

Biggus_Dickus

He can no longer hide from the inevitabal episode about him, his luck only got him so far

Ewerion

I thinks its always important to point out that Cain is very competent and for all the luck he has, he also gets unlucky alot. I think you can make the case that Cain is the best Comissar, over even Yarrick and Gaunt. The books are written from Cains perspektive, and he has massive imposter syndrom, which often leads to people believing what he says over seeing what he does. He claimes to always want to be as far away from the fighting as possible, yet he always reasons himself into going on the most dangerous missions anyway. I think the day he met Jörgen was the only time he allowed his fear to take control. Fate punished him, by naming him hero of the imperium, and he spend the rest of his life having to live up to that title. And he did.

Scareborne

Ulrik The Slayer Space Wolves Wolf priest

Jose Guerrero

Cain sounds like buggy from one piece. I know Koda would love buggy

Lugubrious

LET'S GOOOOO CAIN

Tyranid_in_a_Trenchcoat

I'm going to vote for the abhumans for the next episode after Cain's, and put in another submission for a video on notable tyranid bioforms like old one eye, the swarmlord and the parasite of mortex

Dominic Solis

Going up

Trazyn The Infinite

I absolutely love Cain

Logan Burress

I'm betting it's not called the cain chronicles because of Rick Riordan's Kain Chronicles

Nax

Good to know someone else heard about those three and went "polycule?" BECAUSE YEAH On a more serious note; the Cain books are what got me *into* Warhammer instead of just absently absorbing stuff through osmosis from people in my life. He's so clever and skilled but still so *painfully* human, which is a nice change to all the other books/characters we follow in Warhammer, and makes it such a fun read. Caiaphas is the 40k rep of imposter syndrome and screaming incoherently in your head while still smiling at the crowd! I only wish he'd been around to meet one of the Primarchs or hear that they were back, his reaction would have been *hilarious*, especially with how he sees the Emperor in his internal monologues.

Joel Magnuson

I hoped the story where Jurgan event out for a Sandwich and tea, and "fought" a witch\deamon to get the refreshments back To Cain showed up. Maybe Saturday

Adligo

I want to see the abhumans next week

Tyberos

Also I'm joining the Erebus hate, fuck that slimy snake bastard

Tyberos

Just wanted to say thank you, you sick amd twisted bastards. You convinced me to get into the 40k books. I started 4 days ago on the heresy and I'm now 4 deep. You. You did this.

Malyk Monteria

Cain x Vail is my head cannon honestly

Tepson

Hive Tyrant and Swarmlords are essentially walking, sentient apartment complexes with teeth and claws

D'Angelo Henderson

KHARN!!! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!!!

Matthew Horton

Thousand sons please.

Damian Black

A recommendation for displaying the Guardsman handbook; get one of those tiny little painting easels, that hold up a canvas. Gotta be one just the right size to hold up the book.

Lordofallcitrus

also, i am practically begging koda to go and read at least a few of the ciaphas cain novels (the audio versions on audible are quite good) since it's by far the best series I've read, only trumped by the infinite and the divine as a singular title

Grant Walker

can you guys boost your audio because its genuinely hard to hear when blaring it at max volume

Lordofallcitrus

YES YES YES YES YES YES YESSSS

Isyander & Koda

Maybe? Only just finished little garden with a friend but we'll see. Hopefully the clown keeps showing up. -Isyander

Monster Gunner

Yo your sister a real one dude all 5,000

Bryan Ehnis

Cain "died" so many times the imperium just mark him MIA. He is just a Spartan.

Willietoo

Jorgensen doesn't make it to retirement. It does mention he does die from old age.

manuel

Finally my man!!!!

Lord.of.Cretins

Okay, Ciaphus is getting his time. The Abhumans should get next.

Jace Stelly

So no jaghatai khan little salt but now I gotta choose new thing with it so where my boy kharn the betrayer the best sad boy also btw just saying if you do a age of Sigmar thing yk Skaven best faction

Will Collins

I love that they mentioned the scene where he shot the relief valve because that was such an awesome moment on the leviathan

Bryan Ehnis

My entire head Cannon is cain has imposter syndrome to the max. Cuz he's spent so much time in the propaganda of the setting he thinks it's bad to have the instinct to keep himself alive

Isyander & Koda

No! Put it away. -Isyander

Isyander & Koda

Shhhhh! That'll be covered in the main episode -Isyander

Grease Lugnut

I AM SO HAPPY THIS HAPPENED

The Slavin

Forgot to mention he isn't allowed to be declared dead, only "Missing in action"

Benjamin Astières

Still voting for the dark eldar!

Ryan

It's not speculation, AV and CC were friends with benefits

Gremlin

There is a reason there is a repeated theory that Cain is basically the Emperor's Chosen One.

Umber Van Mil

So Cain is just buggy from one piece

MOHAWKMATTEO

If you assault my nose in a way that makes Nurgle proud, I will assault you

ren

Cain would be a great next book.

Jacob Argyle

Eisenhorn’s girlfriend is called Elizabeth bequin

Jake Dakin

5:30 So, in the world of 40K, Kakashi Hatake is a blank

THESLIMEGAMES

CIA-CIA CIAPHAS CAIN! HERO OF THE IMPERIUM! CIA-CIA CIAPHAS CAIN! HERO OF THE IMPERIUM! CIA-CIA CIAPHAS CAIN! HERO OF THE IMPERIUM! CIA-CIA CIAPHAS CAIN! HERO OF THE IMPERIUM!

CandyCain

I want the next round to be all four traitor legions that choose to be a champion of one chaos Gods. The death guard, Thousand sons, Emperors's Children, and the world breakers.

Jake Dakin

Victory! Ciaphas Cain episodes.

CrimsonKobold

I come bearing the blessings of Nergil. And remember children! Typhus did nothing wrong.

Zerowolf

Ci-Ci-Ci-Ciaphas Cain Hero of the Imperium!!!

Ghostwolf3684

Is Jurgen just Baldrick from Blackadder???

EL _ Doktor

Very excited for this episode

Aquato of Whisperrock

Still holding out hope for the Abhumies

Andrew

Round 2 of asking for death guard

Tommy Walker

Sad Ab-human noises. Maybe next time

vOddball

First I'd like to dedicate this comment to the white scars Islander and Koda I work with a laser cutting and I want to make a stand for the uplifting primer send me a message on discord and we can sort out the details User name: vOddball