EP. 94 The Emperor's *Second* Second
🕑 Added 2024-01-25 03:24:38 +0000 UTCTo kick off our descent into Malcador Madness, we're doing something a little different this time. To prime y'all for the absolute wackiness of the one man who could talk back to the Emperor, today we're diving into someone *almost* on the same level as old uncle Malccy.
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Comments
charles selander
Is The Emperor body snatching Valdoor and all his memories of failing so that The Emperor can experience both failure and normal day to day lives He would not otherwise experience or comprehend?
charles selander
Bruh.. can you use The Emperors true name to say.. Summon his soul from the warp to heal his body?... is that what Valdoor may do?
Cat thef
If big E and Malc were anakin and obi wan, valdor would be rex
Alpharius
I am Alpharius my legion must be covered
Ron Getzoff
Isn’t he at this point like the insane svart AI who has every possible angle for a tyranid invasion ?
Benjamin Colburn
Arbitrary For the Emperor 🙅🏼
Travis Stephens
Hail Emperor Valdor
Lugubrious
Lol a Red v blue reference.
Jordan Winter
Just a comment on the thunder warriors they were essentially murderous special forces with ptsd that were very susceptible to chaos and I think all there primarchs were just thunder warriors that got promoted and made the name themselves i think. So it's more so they named the space marines and primarch after them
The Kenway
Ay GG.
LonelyCast
Don’t let the Ravengaurd be forgotten
Tyro Thunderdrone
I want to see the White Scars
Could Valdor beat any of the primarchs?
Trazyn’s Janitor
White Scar Supremacy
Josh
Also Raven Gaurd
Josh
Headcannon: the legion of the dammed are deamons that came to the emperor for forgiveness. He forgives them and molds them into the shape of his "Angels"
Emily Binnie
I really don't. My mind's made up. It's different from yours. And that's okay.
Kalsarikännit
White scars from hawaii
manuel
something that might just might help you whenever you do the horus heresy series timeline, "http://gaming.kylebb.com/hhtimeline/" its based on this reddit post "https://www.reddit.com/r/40kLore/comments/c5caop/full_horus_heresy_series_timeline_interactive/"
Connor Schick
Soooo to get more tinhat-ish, I have a theory after listening to this. Since Valdor has the thoughts/lifetimes of thousands of people he's killed, and is very close to physically being close to the Emperor's original strength, he could very much be a potential vessel. Throwback to the Chaos gods episode, they call Big E "the Anathema", and it's written that Gulliman when seeing him hears hundreds/thousands of voices talking all at once. So what if Valdor is the Emperor's new body, and he's just waiting for the sign?
The Kenway
Corax & The Ravenguard >>
Trazyn The Infinite
I have someone you should meet
Trazyn The Infinite
Yes
Trazyn The Infinite
White scars you just need to read more about them
Trazyn The Infinite
Yes
Trazyn The Infinite
Yo
Trazyn The Infinite
Yes
Trazyn The Infinite
White scars
Trazyn The Infinite
Party Town your looking very submissive and archivable
Trazyn The Infinite
White scars
Trazyn The Infinite
White scars
Trazyn The Infinite
White scars
Trazyn The Infinite
White scars
Trazyn The Infinite
My clone can you help me archive a certain wizard
Trazyn The Infinite
No white scars
Trazyn The Infinite
I’m already in my museum I have thousands of clones looking for you as we speak
Trazyn The Infinite
White scars
Trazyn The Infinite
Blizzard wizard you are looking very submissive and archivable
Trazyn The Infinite
White scars
Trazyn The Infinite
Corvus Corax is not better than the Khan that’s just facts
Trazyn The Infinite
White scars
Trazyn The Infinite
White scars
Trazyn The Infinite
Nah I’d be way funnier if I black bagged all of you till we get the white scars
Trazyn The Infinite
Please those just provide us with numbs for more air time
Deseret Suydam
Raven Guard
Trazyn The Infinite
White scars
Trazyn The Infinite
White scars
Trazyn The Infinite
Yo fool you think a silly little thing like a missing Cadillac converter can stop our bikes from working the white scars embody the word speed for a reason
apicado
Raven Guard
Trazyn The Infinite
This does bring a smile to my face
Trazyn The Infinite
Get into the museum go white scars
Trazyn The Infinite
White scars
Trazyn The Infinite
White scars
Trazyn The Infinite
White scars
Trazyn The Infinite
White scars
Trazyn The Infinite
White scars
Trazyn The Infinite
Nah white scars
Trazyn The Infinite
White scars
Trazyn The Infinite
He actually the best
Trazyn The Infinite
No white scars
Trazyn The Infinite
Yes
Trazyn The Infinite
Yoooo
Trazyn The Infinite
Yooo
Angrons Favorite Kid
Glory to the World Eaters!!!!!!!
Wop Marco
VLKA FENRYKA!!!
Nathen Joseph Alexander Borden Wheeler
I offer myself as tribute
Shawn C
Raven guard
Zapper851
White scars! Speeeeeeed!
Luperci
I am all for a celestine Chapple. Praise to the saint
Raven guard
Raven Guard Impp
Raven Guard! Now is the time, brothers!
Shiki Ren
That part about "we do not know who got in front of the Emperor" got outdated quick.
Antony Atkins
I almost want an episode of just their tangents.
Raven Guard and Patreon episode should be about Nykona Sharrowkyn
Emily Binnie
Really loved this episode. Custodes are a big gap in my lore knowledge. So I learnt a bit. Voting for raven guard. Because white scars have never felt fully fleshed out to me. Emperor's Children episode when?
Joseph DePersiis
Hey, love the episode, hope you guys are doing well.
RYMD
White scar
Defesh mael
For Chogoris! For The Khan!
Joel Magnuson
Cain Hero of the Imperium
Francisco Fernandez
Ravenguard!
For the Khan
PrettyChunky
Gotta go fast White Scars baby leggooooo
karldehaut
For the Khan😄 Faaast
Artemis MoonFall
White Scars let's go speed freaks
Deseret Suydam
Raven Guard
Kayden Phillips
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matthew garrison
That was my first introduction to 40k absolutely phenomenal story
Malf
Just watched "Adeptus Ridiculous"'s episode on Jaghatai and He's LITTERALLY ANAKIN SKYWALKER. No jokes. Also, I love how Jaghatai could be the Next returning Primarch after we discovered the warp leak in the webway, seems perfect to me.
sokesamurai
I vote for White Scars!
Elijah sealey
White scars
You fool, while you were distracted by the speed bumps the Raven Guard came and stole all the cadillac converters out of your floating space bikes
Trazyn The Infinite
White scars
Trazyn The Infinite
White scars
vOddball
https://youtu.be/-istquWjZ8M?si=oWib1uIQQS6tZmMY The Ultramarines have found the saxophone
Bert Duthler
WHITE SCARS
Trazyn The Infinite
White scars
Trazyn The Infinite
Sorry but white scars are fast in canon and in the vote
Trazyn The Infinite
White scars
Trazyn The Infinite
The sneaky boos can remain hidden in the corner go white scars
Trazyn The Infinite
I’m going to black bag you if you don’t stop. Vote white scars
Trazyn The Infinite
White scars for the win
Trazyn The Infinite
No white scars we need the primarch with some reason
Trazyn The Infinite
White scars
Trazyn The Infinite
White scars
Trazyn The Infinite
The f you think speed bumps gonna do we float above the ground on the bikes and even if we used tires we would just call those jumps
Trazyn The Infinite
White scars
Trazyn The Infinite
No go white scars
Trazyn The Infinite
White scars
Trazyn The Infinite
White scars
Trazyn The Infinite
Blizzard go white scars we need to talk about the one primarch with common sense
Trazyn The Infinite
Yes drums I’ll even bring a saxophone go white scars
Trazyn The Infinite
White scars
Trazyn The Infinite
Be quite go white scars
Trazyn The Infinite
Not really it would be incredibly funny if I put the entire raven guard into my museum though
Trazyn The Infinite
To bad your not the one who wins the museum so go white scars
Trazyn The Infinite
Stfu get into the museum
Trazyn The Infinite
White scars
Trazyn The Infinite
White scars
Trazyn The Infinite
I swear to the holy museum that if you don’t vote for white scars you’re going to be joining it
Trazyn The Infinite
White scars
Trazyn The Infinite
White scars
kameron needham
I vote Raven Guard
austin
I don’t know if this is popular or not but has anybody else watched the all guardsman party it’s so good it’s like dnd 40k version
Muffin_Daddeh21
WHO THE DIDDLY DARN FUCK is in my comments
Muffin_Daddeh21
WHO THE DIDDLY DARN FUCK are in my comments
Trazyn The Infinite
White scars
Trazyn The Infinite
White scars or get into the museum
Rxund Txble Prxduxtions
Go back to the webway you fucking machine!!!!!!!!!!
Trazyn The Infinite
White scars
apicado
Raven Guard
Trazyn The Infinite
White scars
Trazyn The Infinite
White scars
Trazyn The Infinite
Poke ball time for all you chicken freaks
Trazyn The Infinite
White scars
Trazyn The Infinite
White scars
Cameron Donnelly
A vote for White Scars !
Anthony Burger
Nevada!
The Kenway
Pity, Ravenguard on top.
Codex
All that black armour will get too hot in the Texas sun. White Scars are dressed for the weather
Raven Guard
Raven Guard
Raven Guard for the win
Raven Guard for the win
Yeah keep the White scars locked away, we want Raven Guard
Sneaky Beaky Bois Raven Guard
Raven Guard
Raven Guard
Let’s go Raven Guard
Raven Guard
Raven Guard. I’ll install speed bumps on every road I know if we lose
Take his left nut to your museum and give us Raven Guard
Ya Raven Guard
Raven Guard
Raven Guard
Raven Guard go back to your museum old man
Raven Guard
Raven Guard go back to your museum
Need Raven Gaurd
Raven Guard
Raven Gaurd
Raven Guard
Raven Guard
Raven Guard
Ledor405
I vote White Scars
Brock Hard For Geodudes- Which is scarier- Shaun naked or John Carpenter’s THE THING
I want the next episode to be on our edgy 14 year old “this is me” emo bird boys.
Rxund Txble Prxduxtions
Victorus aut Mortis
Needs Raven Guard
Raven Guard
Raven Guard
Raven Guard and Colorado
Yes Raven Guard
Raven Guard
Raven Guard
Raven Guard
Excellent play highly recommend
Raven Guard
Raven Guard
Raven Guard
Raven Guard
Raven Guard
No Raven Guard
Yeah the white scars can go in the museum, we only want Raven Guard
apicado
Raven Guard
Yeah but it’s funnier if you just vote Raven Guard
No drums. Only Raven Gaurd
Nah vote for Raven Guard
Raven Guard
Raven Guard
Raven Guard
Raven Guard
I’m going to install speed bumps if we don’t get Raven Guard
Arcan Corvion
Ravenguard
Arcan Corvion
Ravenguard
Brianna Nelson
Raven guard
Malkador takes these
Professor Dextive
Are you guys able to get a space heater for yourselves so you won’t be so cold?
Fumble Flunk
Any chance you guys are planning a Magnus episode? Big magic boi!
Party Town
Gib the SCARS
Trazyn The Infinite
Yes dude I want my favorite primarch back
Trazyn The Infinite
Yes
Trazyn The Infinite
White scars
Trazyn The Infinite
White scars
Trazyn The Infinite
White scars
Trazyn The Infinite
White scars
Trazyn The Infinite
White scars
Trazyn The Infinite
Oh sorry your my clone
Trazyn The Infinite
White scars
Trazyn The Infinite
Good choice now think about what you’ve done if you ever want to let out you’ll vote white scars
Trazyn The Infinite
White scars
Trazyn The Infinite
I’ll put your entire legion in my museum if you don’t be quiet
Trazyn The Infinite
That’s where your wrong your very submissive and achievable
Trazyn The Infinite
I’ll put an entire bird species in my museum if we lose
Trazyn The Infinite
I’m going to add them to my collection one of these days
Trazyn The Infinite
He’s literally not nock off Ghengis Khan he’s got actual common sense and he doesn’t jump to conclusions like certain primarchs so before you start insulting the khan why don’t you read more about him.
Rxund Txble Prxduxtions
KAWWWWWWWWWW. RAVEN GUARD
Rxund Txble Prxduxtions
Raven guard
Rxund Txble Prxduxtions
Raven guard
Trazyn The Infinite
I’m going to make a certain type of bird extinct if we don’t get white scars
Rxund Txble Prxduxtions
Raven Guard
Trazyn The Infinite
White scars
Trazyn The Infinite
White scars for the win for the khan
Trazyn The Infinite
White scars
Rxund Txble Prxduxtions
Raven gaurd
Trazyn The Infinite
White scars for the win
Rxund Txble Prxduxtions
Raven guard
Rxund Txble Prxduxtions
Raven guard
Rxund Txble Prxduxtions
Raven guard
Rxund Txble Prxduxtions
Raven guard
Trazyn The Infinite
Time to get into the museum
Trazyn The Infinite
White scars
SilkyZ
I want the White Scars to get some love. I'd like to see Jaghatai Khan come back from his time in the webway as an old sage hermit that has been aiding Valdor/King in Yellow
Scareborne
White scars
Lumocus
Kodas disbelief could be felt through the screen at the end.
Matthew Horton
Thousand sons please
Wilmatia cattebasian
Big E is the guandao to white beards naginata
Quack
Daddy malcador ftw
Liam Obrien
That woman that valdor comforted. Her son became Ra Endimiyon. One of the greatest of the custodies and someone the emperor shared his childhood memories with.
Easyus Prime
ravengaurd
Toaster A.K.A The Last Bath Bomb
WHITE SCARS
Kai De Avalon
If I want a knock off Ghengis Khan, there's dozens of other shows
The Kenway
Raven. Guard. Corvus Corax 19th Legion Best bird Better Legion Loyalist Dæmon Lorgars Bane Sneaky Stabby Leman's mate Nykona Sharrowkyn Kayvaan Shrike The Raptors The Blackguard Hidden Hand
mylesrable
White Scars
Jacob bruehl
Well the king in yellow is a really big inspiration for horror writers and has shown up in a few really big series like Steven kings books.
.....I'd take some rest and relaxation tbh. Museum time it is lol.
Himothy Jenkins
Please steal this victory my good necron
Arcan Corvion
Ravenguard
Rxund Txble Prxduxtions
No
Trazyn The Infinite
Also New Mexico
Trazyn The Infinite
White scars
Nathen Joseph Alexander Borden Wheeler
Sorry Trazyn, but I am not submissive and archiveable 🤣🤣🤣
Trazyn The Infinite
White scars
Trazyn The Infinite
White scars
Trazyn The Infinite
White scars
Trazyn The Infinite
White scars
Trazyn The Infinite
White scars
Trazyn The Infinite
White scars
Trazyn The Infinite
White scars
apicado
Raven Guard
Trazyn The Infinite
No white scars
Trazyn The Infinite
White scars
Trazyn The Infinite
White scars
Trazyn The Infinite
White scars
Trazyn The Infinite
Need white scars
Trazyn the Infinite
Hold on who is you?
Trazyn The Infinite
Nah need white scars first
Trazyn The Infinite
White scars
Trazyn The Infinite
I can be very petty just ask Orikan so if you don’t vote white scars I’m putting you in my museum
Trazyn The Infinite
No museum time white scars for the win
Trazyn The Infinite
Yes white scars
Trazyn The Infinite
Nah vote for white scars
Trazyn The Infinite
Yes more white scars drum up support for white scars
Trazyn The Infinite
White scars
Trazyn The Infinite
White scars
Trazyn The Infinite
White scars
Trazyn The Infinite
No white scars or museum time
Trazyn The Infinite
White scars
Trazyn The Infinite
Na white scars
Trazyn The Infinite
How about I put you in my museum so you don’t have to think about the Bird BiRd Man mAn
Trazyn The Infinite
White scars
Trazyn The Infinite
Let’s go white scars
Trazyn The Infinite
White scars
Trazyn The Infinite
Yes
Trazyn The Infinite
White scars for the win
Trazyn The Infinite
White scars for the win
Trazyn The Infinite
White scars
Trazyn The Infinite
White scars
Trazyn The Infinite
Yes
Trazyn The Infinite
No time to get in the museum
Trazyn The Infinite
Need white scars
Nim
I started this episode angry and now Valdor is one of my top fav characters in 40k Funny how these things work
Willietoo
Ravenguard
Moses Flores
WHITE SCARS!!!
Nicholas SAno
Ok to Coda's point and to the Valdor/Emperor body double idea There is in SW legends (i hate Disney for doing that btw) it does effectively sound like how Vitiate did his whole body swap thing as well.
Nim
there are no amount of words that can describe the rage I am feeling right now. you've now hoed me twice on finally learning about who the fuck Malcador is.
Ravenguard!
Jeremy Holmes
White scars for the win!
Spencer D Brinkerhoff
The What?
Spencer D Brinkerhoff
Thanks! That did the trick.
Neil
White scars
Nicholas SAno
Story has it that it took 10 space marines to take down a hidden and lose Thunder warrior underneath the emperor's palace and all he wanted to know is why he and his brothers were abandoned FYI as the story is told he shrugged off bolter rounds and killed 30 or so marines until a contingent of like 10 all ran him through with glaives pikes and spears and sill wasn't dead it took a custodies to come down to actually end him
Nicholas SAno
Sistine Chapel painted Michelangelo the mural is called Creation of Adam also known as Creation of Man
Quarian Magus
White Scars
The Kenway
Hey! Make sure your discord is linked to your Patreon. If you're on mobile & have the app you need to go to the website, sign in & link it that way. You'll be dragged in then.
The Kenway
Ravenguard. Honestly I'm hoping this maintains as so incredibly close we just ball & do all 4.
Francisco Fernandez
Ravenguard! Would love to learn more about this legion.
Anderson Smith
Fucking emporer pulling a night of long knives
Nathen Joseph Alexander Borden Wheeler
Would give my left nut for an episode on the raven gaurd and their primarch
The Custodies has been my favorite topic you guys have spoken about but this episode has made me favorite episode next to the lion
Himothy Jenkins
White scars I love corvus as a character. I love his legion for what they stand for and what they do the white scars though. Damn I want the video on them please. I will give my shekels to you if I could give them one episode. Just one they're Primark is one of my favorite designed primarks. He's just looks so goddamn cool. Thank you very much for this wonderful video. Please join me in hoping that Henry cavill's Warhammer show has him playing as Constantine valdor. That would be amazing
Axel Gomez-Martinez
I def wanna see the white scars next, plus, Valdor hunting down the Emperor's true name is so cool but as a gag that I know will never happen, what if Valdor finds like a millenium old driver's license with the name Kyle on it and that's Big E's true name
THESLIMEGAMES
Isyander, when you talked about the Thunder Warrior "Proto-Primarch" still persisting and the indomitable human spirit and how you love that, then I should point you towards looking into the Last Stand of the Tincan Sailors and the Warsaw Uprising, in my opinion two very real historical events that fit those things perfectly
Axios Raven Productions
White Scarsssss
Codex
White Scars over Raven Guard. It's a tough choice. I would love to get both of them but I want the White Scars just slightly more.
Raven gaurd! Supirse take back
The Custodian
I am The Custodian
monokarma7
Thunder warriors for the next poll
Zack Aspin
Must see the vroom vroom white scars next
Cix
Iysander being one of the greatest retellers of stories known to mankind.
Kai De Avalon
Raven Guard
Jess Torres
Firstly white scars will be my hopes as their primarch is so fascinating to me. But also the timing of this episode. Adeptus ridiculous just had their space wolves and Leman Russ episodes and was talking about the spear. And as soon as yall started I sat up and did the Leo pointing meme. Great episode I can't wait for Malcador. The only sort of piece even related to the heresy that I've read in 40k is The Board is Set. Which I really enjoy
Shuttles
Raven Guard
Noah Wenerd
Raven Guard
Give the white scars some much needed love
Industrial Grade Fool
Цагаан сорви гарч ирэхийг тэсэн ядан хүлээж байна
Logan Burress
Should have been Ael Wyntor half eldar who keeps killing himself because Malcador keeps telling him stuff that fries his brain
Pigeon squad let’s go Raven Guard
Shawn Ramirez
Raven guard please
Naxil
NGL I've always loved Valdor but I've only ever trusted him as far as I could throw him, which, being a Custodes, says how far *that* would be. But the theories at the end were really interesting and made me hopeful of some things that could happen lol Also: Canada Rep! Also Also: Let's go White Scars!!!!!
Blaztex Davis
White scars ⚡️⚡️
greatvaulemaui
White scars
Kimberlyn Layton
Victoris Aut Mortis! Vote for the Raven Guard! (So the White Scars can flank later.)
vOddball
FOR THE KHAGAN, Please gives us a White Scars episode Jaghatai and his son deserve it
Mystogan
Do we have our first JoJo referance
Justin Tapnio
RAVEN GUARD RAHH
Corvus
Bring in the sad bird boisss, the Raven Guard
Brock Hard For Geodudes- Which is scarier- Shaun naked or John Carpenter’s THE THING
Victoris Aut Mortis! Ravens… for the… Raven Guard?
Im really want to know what happen if Valdor stab some Tyranids
kwik won Gunn
The word looks like a tractor 🚜
kwik won Gunn
Ah the FONV but real life state
Alex
raven guard please
Andreas Son of Fulgrim
White Scars for the next video ⚡⚡⚡
mohammad636
Valdor wasn’t in the war in the webway?
jesse driver
From what I gather the thunder warriors were Deadpool turned up to 11 and on meth
kody shallenberger
I remember in Valdor when the space marines first appeared (awesomely), the primarch of the Thunder warriors was like “huh? More Thunder warriors?” I also remember that Thunder warriors could just randomly explode also, like a muscle could just pop.
Rxund Txble Prxduxtions
What part are you from?
vasEnterprise
Yeah Tennessee!!!
Zack Mendoza
So glad you guys are going over my boy Valdor.
mohammad636
Love the king in yellow
Rxund Txble Prxduxtions
That’s not us. I really don’t like to claim here I just go here for school!
Rotcep
That narrows it down so little, there are so many tractor states
kwik won Gunn
Ah the incest state......or am I thinking of Alabama?
kwik won Gunn
Ah the gun state
kwik won Gunn
Ah the tractor state.
Spencer D Brinkerhoff
How does one join the discord?
Spencer D Brinkerhoff
Arizona!!
The_Emperor
For the Emperor!! Emperor Episode?!?!
Alicia
💙🦇
Quack
Seconded
Quack
Yes, yes it is.
Quack
Typing this right before I click start. Hoping it isnt three times in a row that the wrong vid being uploaded. Fingers crossed. Future me, is it the right vid?
Rxund Txble Prxduxtions
I won’t lie yall have become the reason why I purchased a 3d printer to play 40K. Also pls raven gaurd
Rxund Txble Prxduxtions
TENNESSEE
Muffin_Daddeh21
I do believe I'm 4th, keep up the great vids yall
apicado
I am eating well this weeks, First my Costudes which I've been requesting for nearly a year and now malcador? Feeling blessed, truly thank you gentlemen
Mar
Texas
Bosskong
The streets need that 3 part Robute Guilliman video
Rotcep
OHIO, short to be first so this is edited, however I’d love to see the primarchs of the covered legions next, like Perty, Sangy, etc etc