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Dante

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Trazyn The Infinite

Well of course I already have several of what you might call knight houses in my museum it’s just that when the knights are compared to the significance of the Eldar the knights are practically nonexistent in the grand scheme of us necron.

Trazyn The Infinite

I’ll do a lot more than that you filthy human

Benjamin Astières

Two eldar videos? It's all I want for christmas!

Grant Walker

I second this

Grant Walker

So we get two eldar videos? Good

Scarro

The fact that trazyn the infinite is threatening to steal my hair is going to stick with me forever.

Brother Dwarf

Rally the house, the Imperium has called, an we shall not be found wanting, the HIGH KING Commands

Son of Sevatar

You may ouutlive me, but by my sacrifice my brothers shall defeat you and all xeno-scum. IN LIFE, WAR. IN DEATH, PEACE. IN LIFE, SHAME. IN DEATH, ATTONMENT

Son of Sevatar

don't listen to this xeno-scum brother. Remember "the alien is not worthy of your mercy" -The Infantryman's Uplifting Primer

Stormy_Boi

Looks like the dark eldar edged there way into the bracket

Trazyn The Infinite

If you change your mind about the eldar to reflect your views on the best legion the fifth I won’t put you in my museum

Trazyn The Infinite

The khan needs an episode to him self

Trazyn The Infinite

Nah that’s gws fault

Trazyn The Infinite

Nah the eldar need it so much more they constantly get shafted in lore even the stuff that’s supposed to make them look good just ends making them look like a joke

Trazyn The Infinite

No

Trazyn The Infinite

I’ll allow the knights if we get both eldar vids

Trazyn The Infinite

Ah fellow collectors although they are clumsy and need more practice and don’t seek to archive their findings which is a great crime

Trazyn The Infinite

Best primarch by a mile I don’t care what anyone else thinks he’s so good and he has the best special ability of any of the other primarchs critical thinking and common sense

Trazyn The Infinite

Don’t bring that up it hurts to much

Trazyn The Infinite

That museum is but a shadow of what I have I have always thought what it would be like to have another museum in my museum

Trazyn The Infinite

Ok imma step out of character for a sec because holy crap is War Hawk such a good Horus heresy book man we get to many conclusions to so many plot points such as sigusmand vs Kharn and the Khan vs Mortarian

Trazyn The Infinite

No part of that once great empire who fought so hard against my people will prevail

Trazyn The Infinite

The once great enemy of my people will prevail

Trazyn The Infinite

It does not matter if you win the first battle I have all of eternity to fight while you are just a bleating sore on the tale of time nothing but a speck to blown away

Trazyn The Infinite

Ah I see another with the shackles of indoctrination. But we’re are my manners let me introduce myself I am Trazyn the Infinite chief archivist and overlord of the Nihilakh Dynasty, and let me inform you of what I really am I am a being that has outlasted greater empires than yours I am endless and

Trazyn The Infinite

Laughs in tesseract labyrinth

Trazyn The Infinite

This one finally is seeing the truth past the imperial propaganda so heavily indoctrinated into them at birth.

Sentinel343

By that same virtue, would Imperial Knights, an oddity even among Mankind, also not serve the same role? Knowledge on all things is valuable, isn’t it? So why stifle knowledge and be biased on what knowledge is told?

Trazyn The Infinite

I’m going to keep you fully aware of your mistake when you inevitably go on display in my museum

Trazyn The Infinite

Why would someone such as myself hate the eldar for are they not an intrinsic element of our galaxy so would it not be best if I had more information on them to add to my museum of the galaxy to help further the understanding of others should anyone care to learn the past.

Trazyn The Infinite

Ah I see someone who finally can understand the difficulty of preserving history in its entirety and the many challenges one such ourselves face when cataloguing it.

Trazyn The Infinite

Yes especially the dark eldar

Trazyn The Infinite

The true gods we necron shattered of course the Ctan

Trazyn The Infinite

Maybe you have forgotten but I am called the infinite for a reason and the only reason my species has not taken our rightful place in the galaxy is because we do not view your insignificant race as a threat for we are immortal and you and your species are just a speck on the wheel of time.

Trazyn The Infinite

I’m going to do what’s called a reverse hair implant if you don’t vote dark eldar

david schnickels

So when do we get the glorious rage of a black templars episode!?

Skej

We need Dark Eldar. We finally need to get closure on the oldest followers of slaanesh!

KayFM

This really is a boatload of torture.

Peter Burke

Praying to Big E for a Gaunts Ghosts episode one more 🙏

Scarro

I must begin my crusade of asking for a Lorgar vid and his Major contribution towards the cautionary tale of why you shouldn't trust Bald People.

EldraziSlivers

no one needs to know about the eldar, but they should know about the speediest bois the white scars and khan

Jeremy Gossett

-100 imperial knights votes +200 votes eldar😂

Shoeless Joe

Also I would like to hear about Cipher and Malal/Malice.

Shoeless Joe

Actually a few ideas. I want the Horus and dorn swapped fan timeline (the one talked about in the iceberg). Also I want to hear any lore on the 2nd and 11th legion. And also video on a primarch (preferably da Khan). Please and thank you

Demiyo

Hater here, leave the Eldar in the mess they made for themselves.

Scareborne

Navy just lost to Army in the annual football game so the Sailors need a win lol I feel for them lol

Ur Mom

IMPERIAL KNIGHTS RRRRRRAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Acompulsive Nutt

I hope they do more then just the knights but all the mecha battle roids from the Imperium.

David Ivaniychuk

I am in great need of those giant imperial knights with their beautiful war horns which make the ground shake.

mr raccoon

there is so much for the dark eldar going on right now the tortured throne upon which they put captureds custodes whatever the hell is going on with the shadow demon mandrakes the homonculi flesh cults trying to grow their own tyranids so much is going! DARK ELDAR FOR THE W

Tepson

We need dark Eldar. They talked about slanesh and the deamonculaba. It is for the drukari. Down with the imperial knights.

JapansGTR

Imperial knights!!! (For the bosnian knight!!!)

the bisexual bandit(eric walsh)

Ew I ain't voting for guard

David Harms

I vote Against imperial knights

Dante

In the name of the Emperor, The Riders of the Warp will achieve Victory ✌🏾

Dante

Yes. Just select the bottom two or use your computer

jordan stapleton

If the imperial knights win got to have Chaos Knight soon after all "Chevary is dead... and we've done horrible thing to the body" - a slaanesh dedicated knight

Wish Fox

https://youtu.be/ff68PsXbCK4?si=z5aUXCfhfm4vWboV Knights. Then do Titans later.

Max Bowen

Are we getting a Isyander and Koda Rogue trader game play

Jason Voskez

THE KNIGHTS CLAPPING TONIGHT BOYS(Please did the eldar episode too 🙏)

Marius Kröll

Can we get the Blood Ravens in the next poll?

Marius Kröll

I think so too, doing dark eldae without the eldae would be kinda weird

The PFlare

Imperial navy just because I feel like no one ever talks about them.

SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN

How we feeling about the thousand sons?

Nobody

We should have eldar be done then dark eldar so we have base understanding and deep understanding

Gigantopithecus

NAVY!!!!

FocalGiraffe

Bro what

RM

Need my White Scars daddy!

Raven Guard Impp

Vicotrus aut Mortis, brothers. Still hoping to see the Raven Guard on here soon

the bisexual bandit(eric walsh)

Am I the only one who can't see the poll

Nick Yarbrough

They going to ignore us... just like GW!

monokarma7

Deus vault deus vault deus vault

Matthew Horton

Thousand sons please.

Camden Hobbs

Man, looking at these results so far, it seems like Knights are gonna win~

classic nestetris

I have kidnapped you for the British museum please do not resist

Wilmatia cattebasian

Give Me Eldar

Kazwulf

I turned 40 this year. CELEBRATE ME!

Malf

Gimme ma kayak, ma battleship, ma surf board, ma yacht, and my nuclear tactical 40k edition nuclear space submarine >:( ! (I want navy 😭)

Fulgrworm

*Mongolian throat signing intensifies*

Trazyn The Infinite

Hello sir let me introduce you to our lord and savior the museum

Trazyn The Infinite

And you go into the museum every goes into the museum

Trazyn The Infinite

And you go into the museum

Trazyn The Infinite

And you go into the museum

Trazyn The Infinite

You know you would look great on display

Trazyn The Infinite

Agreed brothers send the message we must have a drukhari video

Trazyn The Infinite

Ps the khan is still the best primarch even if he does hate eldar

Trazyn The Infinite

Hello Dante my king may have let you live but I on the other hand am going to put you on display.

Trazyn The Infinite

Hello imperial propaganda I would like to introduce you to a tesseract labyrinth

Trazyn The Infinite

Hey kid get I’ve got candy in my museum

Trazyn The Infinite

When I say museum you go on display

Sirly1

THUNDER WARRIORS!

TheOriginalGamer79 (dasdeke)

Give me the dark eldar!

Xman657483

GIMME THAT DARK ELDAR. I need a lil more BDSM elf in my life.

Benjamin A.

For the craftworlds!

Mercy One Eye

Death Guard and Mortarion episode?

Lacunae .

Maid café imperial knight.

Josh

would like to see Corvus Corax and the Ravenguard sometime!

KayFM

I mean, we saw in the Space Sharks episode that torturing a drukhari doesn't involve whips and knives. Your best bet is sensory deprivation. Maybe Slaanesh has drukhari souls bound in a pocket realm riiight next to where murder-orgies happen. Every few centuries they swear they can hear their favorite victim's screams for a moment. Or a whiff of the perfume that one wych was always wearing. Or maybe Slaanesh simply loans them out to Vashtorr and they have to screw together Soulgrinder leg joints on an endless assembly line. EDIT: No, they don't screw them together. They check Soulgrinder leg joints built by someone else for faults. There are never any faults.

Omnaatrix

Tzeentch

Pratchett N. Frank

Which God would you be referring to?

Pratchett N. Frank

Headcanon - As bad as a time anyone is liable to have with the Drukhari, getting devoured by Slaanesh is worse than anything they can possibly dish out. If the drukhari uses their victims the way I use a LiPo battery, they found a way to make them last as long as possible. Eventually, they will wear out. Slaanesh found a way to make the power output of their flesh batteries recursive. Somehow, the output increases over time, by greater orders of magnitude. So now, the drukhari are an entire race forced into a game of sadomasochistic chicken for eternity. Slaanesh is playing with their food, but will still enjoy the Olive Garden breadsticks or Red Lobster cheddar biscuits their food will give them in the meantime.

Pratchett N. Frank

Dark Eldar - so I can finally get an answer for why Dark Eldar don't want their souls to be devoured by Slaanesh - I thought they enjoyed excess and torture!

Worldeaters

Imperial knights

Fulgrworm

The Emperor Protects

Dante

I approve. Nevertheless you fight your war and I fight mine.

Dylan Knight

Dark eldar

ConduitWolf

Ty

BrainFart

To late robo boi I already voted for the knights

Fulgrworm

Thanks

Fulgrworm

Hey now, I've pledged my alliance to the god Emperor on multiple occasions, I even send millions of guardsmen to their deaths as all good generals should, but the eldar must surrender their souls to Iys(lanshesh)ander and Koda

BinChicken

Killer name

Henry Nickerson

We're not just gonna miss an opportunity to make Koda squirm while being forced to hear about the Drukhari sadomasochist necrophelia orgies right???

Dante

I guess I should tell you that The Khan is my favorite Primarch so it’s personal you Xeno lover.

Son of Sevatar

You and what army? The people of the Imperium know you have not the strength or tech to fight us.

Fulgrworm

It's not about the stories, it's about sending a message (but no your right about the stories)

ShokushuOppai

Within Patreon Settings > More settings > Connected Apps

Dante

They’ve haven’t had a good story written about them in over a literal decade. The imperial navy on the other hand, deserves dominance on this battlefield.

Fulgrworm

I HAVE NOT CAMPAIGNED FOR THIS LONG TO SEE THE ELDAR SLIP AWAY, I REFUSE TO ACCEPT THAT

ConduitWolf

So, just joined but my discord is different from my name on here, how do I get into the discord?

Dante

Everything that you thought had meaning: every hope, dream, or moment of happiness. None of it matters as another imperial faction get banished into the void. None of it changes what it feels like to have your favorite imperial faction be ignored and forgotten, we all die. But does that mean there existence are meaningless? Does that mean that there was no point in them even being written about? Would you say that of our past disregarded imperial factions? What about their themes? Were they meaningless?... They were not! Their MEMES serves as an example to us all! The courageous fallen! The anguished fallen! Their existence have meaning because we the living refuse to forget them! And as we ride to certain oblivion, we trust our successors to do the same for us! Because my soldiers do not buckle or yield when faced with the cruelty of this Universe or Xeno Scum! My soldiers push forward! My soldiers scream out! My soldiers RAAAAAGE!

Dante

Come one men, we are close towards defeating the xeno.

pingüinoZombi

Looks like we're finally getting an Eldar episode let's go!

Thomas Cuthbertson

I LOVE the knights. Bring the hype!

Eli Mangiameli

aint nobody want my sadistic lil torture bois (;>;) hartbrokn

DaddyDragon

Bosnian knight ftw!

RIFSKATE

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Nim

I second this!!!

ryan

Dark eldar are cenobites on steroids. No, i mean more how "tau are great until you realize it's a dystopian horror of forced compliance"... vanilla Eldar can't be all sunshine

Nick Turner

Give me the holy knights

Eson The Watcher

The scarabs tell me to say that I am honored to join the museum!

Christopher Weaver

come on bosnian knight you can do it

A package from Theodore J. Kaczynski

🤨📸 Yep, going in the cringe compilation.

GreatOdinSon11

Navy lost to army in the football game. To the shadow realm with them!

Julie Dawley

Please dont pokeball me

Bree

Make sure to hit Pancreas up for the Eldar episode if it comes round

Fuzz Bacon

I cast my vote against the navy. TO THE LOSERs BRACKET!!! Cause abhumans aren't beating anyone else up there.

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Come on, protect the Imperium of Man In the navy! Come on and join your fellow man In the navy Come on people, and make a stand In the navy, in the navy, in the navy

Trazyn The Infinite

You can’t avoid the museum it alone is inevitable

Lumocus

In the navy Yes, you can sail the grim dark In the navy Yes, you can put your mind in a vice In the navy Come on people, fall in make a stand In the navy, in the navy Can't you see we need a hand

Jake Franke

Space wolves in the next poll please!

Simping For Corvus Corax

well, shit.

Trazyn The Infinite

Ah a fellow collectors but alas I’m must put you on display

Trazyn The Infinite

Thanks for the info also do I have your vote for dark eldar or eldar I would hate to put someone so helpful in my museum

Trazyn The Infinite

One of these days I’ll put both of them on display

Trazyn The Infinite

Laughs in tesseract labyrinth

Trazyn The Infinite

They may have a navy but I have a museum

Trazyn The Infinite

Maybe you belong on display for such heretical thoughts

Trazyn The Infinite

Thank you kind sir keep spreading the message to vote dark eldar or I’m putting them on display fully aware of what they did to displease me

Trazyn The Infinite

No you don’t just dark eldar and eldar of course if you say no I have a tesseract labyrinth

Rakatos The Mad

'Ate the knife-ears, cabt vote against both can I? Just take one of the craft worlds for me, dark elder run less elves so they get a pass lmao

Trazyn The Infinite

If it’s not already on display it belongs to the museum

RowanWinged

Wait, is that Tra-*warp noises*

Ragnar Rok

Knights!!!!!

Trazyn The Infinite

You belong in the museum for such insolent behavior for not voting dark eldar

Trazyn The Infinite

Have ever heard of museum time because it’s museum time for you pal

Ian Odell

IMPERIAL KNIGHTS LET'S GOOOOOOO

Trazyn The Infinite

Good let it stay that way

james woosley

I've done my best to avoid the dark Eldar. I feel as though I'm about learn about them in the next few weeks

Trazyn The Infinite

Holy museum music do you hear it

Trazyn The Infinite

Holy museum music starts playing

Trazyn The Infinite

Chuckles in an undying robotic body you’ve already lost

Trazyn The Infinite

I hope you know the movie script night at the museum by heart or it’s museum time

Trazyn The Infinite

Finally a man of culture

Sentinel343

Why? Eldar are 1) your mortal enemy, and 2) mega gae

TheUnfunnyAmerican

We do and we need a 5 min hype session just for maugen ra

Jinx Marrigold

I dunno for the newer sets but for the sets already put out you would have been dmed on patrion by them

Trazyn The Infinite

MUSEUM TIME

Trazyn The Infinite

MUSEUM TIME

Trazyn The Infinite

I’m going to force you to watch night at the museum until you start voting dark eldar and normal eldar

RowanWinged

Chicks dig moderately size robots...wait.

Trazyn The Infinite

Where can I see if I qualify for a patch do you know

Trazyn The Infinite

No not more oh well museum time

Trazyn The Infinite

So help me ctan I’m putting you in the museum

Trazyn The Infinite

Ah yes a khorne fan to bad you belong to the museum now

Trazyn The Infinite

No bad go touch some dark eldar grass also normal eldar

Trazyn The Infinite

Not more imperial propaganda I’m putting you in the museum on full display

Trazyn The Infinite

I’m putting you on display if you don’t vote dark eldar and eldar

Trazyn The Infinite

Yep and dark eldar

Trazyn The Infinite

Yes also if you want grim dark eldar you also need dark eldar

Trazyn The Infinite

Yes yes good see everyone this guys learning he actually gets to see my museum without becoming a display

Lion El'Jonson

When my duty is completed, I may truly be a useless relic worthy of a museum. Until then I still serve a purpose, and thus I will resist your efforts.

Trazyn The Infinite

No no no no no get in the museum! Go dark eldar and eldar

Trazyn The Infinite

No stop it get some help actually I have an idea it’s called get in the museum

Trazyn The Infinite

No I will put as many of you on display as I need until we get both eldar

Camden Hobbs

Bring it, I invite you to a dart throwing contest for the right to put me in your abominable sanctums.

Trazyn The Infinite

Also eldar

Trazyn The Infinite

Also eldar

Trazyn The Infinite

Good very good I will allow you to spread the word and keep you out of my museum

Samuel Schiraldi

Let the navy be heard! Fuck the elves, who wants em!

Trazyn The Infinite

No dark eldar and eldar or you go on display

Adeptusmydickus

Well I would assume the dark eldar are included, but there are far more of them than regular eldar so in some aspect more valuable right? A collector and guardian of your stature would surely agree

Trazyn The Infinite

One of theses days I’m putting you in my museum

Trazyn The Infinite

This is a great choice also dark eldar and eldar

Pandolfinstein

I've already cast my vote for the dark eldar which I'm 90% sure is gonna be a Patreon video

Trazyn The Infinite

You forgot dark eldar don’t tempt me to put you in a museum

Trazyn The Infinite

No eldar and dark eldar I’m putting you in a museum

snakeasylum

I'll never learn about the imperial navy at this rate 😢

Trazyn The Infinite

I’m putting you in a museum

Trazyn The Infinite

Send the word vote eldar and dark eldar or I’m putting you in a museum Signed Trazyn the Infinite

Trazyn The Infinite

Send the word vote eldar and dark eldar or I’m putting you in a museum

Trazyn The Infinite

Agreed send the message dark eldar and eldar will have a video or I’m putting everyone else in my museum

Trazyn The Infinite

This is a warning to all if you don’t vote dark eldar or eldar I’m putting you in my museum it’s not a warning it’s a promise

Trazyn The Infinite

I’m going to put you in my museum if you don’t vote eldar or dark eldar this isn’t a warning it’s a promise

Trazyn The Infinite

We need pancreasnowork to join the eldar episode

Trazyn The Infinite

Voting the guys with the best bdsm and rock and roll go dark eldar then normal eldar I guess

Trazyn The Infinite

You’ll never take my stuff not even in a million years for you are but a puppet and I the puppeteer.

CrimsonKobold

I have heard rumors of an Eldar video hidden deeper in Trayzen's vault. I must get allies to help me siege and recover this most divine of artifacts.

TheUnfunnyAmerican

Eldar

James Hyder

The Bosnian Knight

Dante

Imperial navy is way too essential to 40k to be ignored

Simping For Corvus Corax

RAVEN GUARD PLEASE!!!!!!

DarentB

DARK ELDAR!!

Son of Sevatar

fuck that xeno-scum, The Imperium shall take its rightful place amongst the stars

Patrick C

Heretics! The Imperial knights will make short work of you xeno-scum.

apicado

Day Zeta of Asking for the Adeptus Costudes: Standing Vigilant for when their in the polls.

Julie Dawley

I wanna see knights and navy!!!! Idc about the pointy-ears

Jinx Marrigold

Hey I still haven't gotten my patches

Eson The Watcher

Bring on the Knights! i want them as a front-runner to my titan boys lmao. Let Them Walk!

Michael Reetz

Our imperial Navy doesn't get enough love or attention, we need this to win!!

John Corica

Do y'all have a PO box cause I want to send you the vindicate assassin module you love Iysander . I bought one forever ago but I never built it and probably am not going to.

Jinx Marrigold

Screw all these choices I wand angron

Christian Miramontes

Definitely the Imperial Knights!!

Thomas Clark

As someone who's played Imperial knights for a long time I would love to see my boys!

BrainFart

One day I'll have the death guard on here, one day.

Oscar Hidalgo

Man, this was plotted for the eldar

ryan

I really want to find out more regarding why regular Eldar are GRIMDARK

Vic Coleman

Look I say we vote for the eldar, and more eldar and vote for the eldar, and then after that more eldar and vote for the eldar again

Tylar Buck

Stompy bois!

Ethan Swartz

Can I pls join your legion

Loaf of Orange

Knights is my vote. Also the kingmaker book from the same guy that made the infinite and the divine is based on a knight world. It would give you a good excuse to read the book.

Sentinel343

BIG STOMPY MECH GANG! LETS GOOOOOOOO!

Greenshepn7

DARK ELDARRRRRRRRRR

Sliksick

Considering how many Primarchs have beef with them, Dark Eldar got to come up eventually

Jake Dakin

As an Oregon man I demand that Ciaphas Cain get his own episode. His adventures cover the inquisition, tyranids, imperial navy, orks, tau, and more. Everyone gets a little representation in a Cain episode.

Camden Hobbs

For next poll, I'd love to hear more about Space Wolves, but my vote this time is for Imperial Knights.

TheMadCatholic

I've been looking for a reason to like the Eldar, ya'll would be the ones to do it

Lion El'Jonson

I demand Dark Angels representation up in here! They're the first legion with the first born Primarch. It's a travesty that they weren't your first legion covered!