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I told you in advance I was a cougar
🕑 Added 2025-07-30 04:38:41 +0000 UTC"Heeeere we go, I was afraid of this...you were a good ride, but now here's the...ugh...o-other shoe dropping...
L-like I said...I'm a cougar. Doesn't take any genius to see that. I literally told you, I said after sex, I can end up a real cougar...you just told me I wasn't that old. Yes, I understand I don't meet the definition of an aging wine aunt prowling for young men, thanks. A-agh...hrrrngh...sorry, it gets me testy...yeah, I'm not exactly jazzed about changing into a freak after every quickie, but I'm not in any position to engineer a solution. You stumble across any magic medallions or wishing rocks, you let me know. For now, can you help me get back to my apartment? This'll wear off after a good night's sleep...until it happens again...wouldn't mind if the next one's from you, too..."
