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Why the hell would you wish for THAT?! (Video)
🕑 Added 2025-07-01 02:32:35 +0000 UTCVideo link: https://files.catbox.moe/xac2as.mp4
"So somehow, inexplicably, you end up releasing the Genie of the Pool Filter, who offers you one wish to thank you for freeing him. The rest of us are too dumbfounded to say anything, but you, little miss drunkie, apparently don't get the gravity of the situation, laugh it off and blurt out, 'oh, I'm having so much fun with my friends, I wish we could swim and play forever, we're like a bunch of otters.' And bro snaps his fingers and jets out of here.
Well here we are, Melanie. Four wonderful friends, doomed to hang out forever, as a pack of hairy little creatures. I hope you're happy. I know you're happy, because as angry as I am right now, I'm happy too, because the magic compels me to be. Like I'm trying to process just how utterly screwed we all are, everything we've lost, everything we're going to have to deal with, and I just keep coming back to wanting to splash around and giggle. This is...I just...what the fuck?!"
