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We don't need any more of your 'help,' thanks.
🕑 Added 2025-06-28 05:14:59 +0000 UTC"'Ohh, I've got this amazing new book,' you said. 'Magic is real, I can prove it to you!' Well, you certainly proved it, thanks a lot.
First thing you do, the very first thing is turn me into a fat pig. You could've, I dunno, materialized a pile of money, or upgraded our TV, or made me a little thinner, but no, you IMMEDIATELY bloat me up to enormous proportions with a snout and floppy ears and mounds of extra tits hangin' off of me. Then you freak out even more than I am, stammer and try to apologize...I don't NEED apologies, I need to be back to normal! So you cast your 'reversal' spell, which turns out to be a 'duplicate effect' spell instead, and change Diane into a pig too! Now SHE'S freaking out, and I'm trying to calm her down, while you're flipping through pages trying to find out what went wrong...then Brienne walks in, and upon seeing us like this she screams, which startles you...and suddenly there are three pigs.
You can't be trusted with that thing. I don't want you casting anything else on us, for all we know the next spell brings us to all fours or makes this permanent. We don't want any trouble, not making any sudden moves, just...can you hand it over, already? We'll figure out how to fix this on our own..."
