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You can ride me back up to the house
🕑 Added 2025-06-16 05:27:11 +0000 UTC"H-hang on...urrgh, it's happening again...part of me hoped you wouldn't ever have to see this, but I suppose it was inevitable, as much as we've been hanging out. If...if we were ever gonna take things to the next level, you'd have to know anyway. So, yeah. Sometimes I turn into a horse, usually at the most inconvenient times, ALWAYS when I'm wearing an expensive pair of jeans, dammit..a-aagh...I won't be able to talk for much longer, so just listen. Uh...I need to head back to the barn to ride this out, and...well, it's a ways back, and I don't mind of you want to ride me. N-not yet, give me another minute to bulk up. I'd appreciate if you could scoop up my shoes and bring those with us. And once we get back, you can let dad know, I don't n-neEEEEed help, he just likes to know. And...I'll catch you later, and we can talk more about this..."
