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Yeah, it's me, your betrothed... (Video)
🕑 Added 2025-05-18 05:56:45 +0000 UTCVideo link: https://files.catbox.moe/yqo1x5.mp4
"Oh, hey. I was just...getting down to some personal business. Oh, don't be all embarrassed and shy, I don't care who sees.
So you're that knight, huh? The one who killed some kind of beast for father, and he promised the hand of his youngest in marriage? Yeah, the king's my dad, I'm the youngest princess. Oh don't worry, I'm no happier about ending up a prize than you are to have me. Sorry, you got scammed. Father's been trying to get rid of me ever since the curse took hold and I ended up looking like this, he's promised me to at least a dozen other suitors. They all had the good sense to demand to see me first, and then stormed off in varying degrees of offense. You're free to cut your losses and storm off too, I'm used to it, probably just end up doing...this...for the rest of my life...
I mean...you don't seem like such a bad guy, if you wanted to sling me over your shoulder and carry me off, I guess I wouldn't be opposed. Plus I am technically still a princess, so I suppose you'd have some political claim, depending on how things shake out in the future. Your call. I don't know that father will offer you anything better, since you already agreed to take me."
