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There's been a slight spill
🕑 Added 2025-03-10 01:48:28 +0000 UTC"Yeah, there's um...there's been a slight incident here. I was transporting the latest batch of serum, and I started tripping, and I couldn't keep hold of it, and I tried to grab it with my teeth...and it kind of splashed into my mouth and I ended up drinking most of it. Yeah. So here I am.
What do you mean, sounds sketchy? It's true! ...Alright, it's not exactly true...you know we've had trouble finding test subjects for this stuff and I was tired of waiting, so I decided to try it out on myself. Happy? And look, it works...works beyond our wildest dreams. Look at this bubble butt...I don't know if I'm gonna be able to stand up, between the T and the A...you wanna help me up, and we can do a thorough review of the effects? In your office, maybe..."
