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Sorry about the nice wood floor
🕑 Added 2025-01-21 02:13:07 +0000 UTC"Alright, so, you've been a great real estate agent so far, shown me a lot of nice places. No, there's nothing wrong with this house, it's been a good tour. Yes, my clothes ARE starting to tear, I'm getting to that. I'm gonna need you to not freak out on me...I usually like to do this in the comfort of my own home, or a public restroom or someplace private, but it's happenin' now and I can't hold it back.
I turn into a goat sometimes. And one of those times is...urk...n-now...uuoooghhh...hahhh...hang on, bear with me...ugh. Th-this is the worst bit, the hardest part...na-a-a-A-A-A-AHHHH!
Hahhhh...hah...oh geeze, I made a big mess...am I gonna get in trouble for ruining the floors? Can we just...sneak out of here and say some squatters broke in and did that? Oh god, I forgot, you've been driving me around in your car...do you have a towel or something I could sit on? I'm dreadfully sorry about all this..."
