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Buy me a drink?
🕑 Added 2025-01-09 03:44:37 +0000 UTC"Whoa, hey, didn't mean to startle you! What, what's the matter, you married or something? A jealous girlfriend? Didn't think so, coming to a place like this. So what's the issue with seeing a little skin? Or a lot of skin...
I just see this as...being honest and open about what you can expect. This way nobody gets the wrong impression and ends up disappointed. This is me...all of me. Been stuck this way for a few years now. I'm not looking for sympathy, I'm thoroughly used to being a rat, and it should be obvious that I'm comfortable in my skin. Hm? No, I don't think baring it all like this is unsanitary...I don't work here or anything, they can throw me out if they like. I mean, sometimes there's a bit of a snail trail on the barstool, but that's what paper towels are for. don't worry, I won't let any rat hairs waft into your drink, I promise.
So...if you can tolerate what you see...I'm open to being swept off my feet. But you have to buy me a drink first, that's the rule."
