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You bump 'em (Animated)
🕑 Added 2025-01-08 03:58:28 +0000 UTC"Believe us, we've tried diet...exercise...well, we didn't really try exercise...the point is, when you get turned into a big fat hippo girl, the universe conspires against you to keep you in that shape. We're 'meant' to be buoyant and thick-skinned...just another constant reminder of what we are. But it's alright...you have to learn to love yourself, learn to embrace the things you can't change. So she and I bump 'em as a sign of endearment. See? Bump.
And then the sound of flesh slapping on flesh usually gets me a little hot and bothered, which leads to other things, which can lead to OTHER things, and...y'know.
So that's what we do with our butts."
