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Suddenly, cat
🕑 Added 2024-12-14 04:53:53 +0000 UTC"Phew...uh, sorry...probably didn't expect to be railing your date one minute and then a cat the next. I meant to tell you, really I did...things just moved along so quickly. Yeah, um...I can tell you one thing, I'm not really able to fake this, so congratulations, you got me there and pushed me over the edge. I-it's like a sneeze or something, I'm sure you saw, the fur just washes over me...doesn't always get to the end of all the extremities. The girls'll be coated too in another minute here. No, I don't think it's contagious...I mean, not from me, that I've seen.
Look, if this isn't a total turnoff...you're...good. REAL good. Be a real shame if we couldn't make this a regular thing...for now, let me waddle on into the bathroom and get cleaned up, hmm? Hopefully you'll still be here when I get back. Yeah, got lots of stories I could tell about my condition..."
