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Good, you got our texts
🕑 Added 2024-12-06 02:47:11 +0000 UTC"Thank goodness you got here...we barely managed to send those texts off in time before we lost our fingers. Yeah, um...it's a long story. Don't judge us...it's not that unusual to experiment with weird drugs you ordered online! Just...yeah, usually one person should stay sober in case something goes wrong. That's on us. But now you're here!
...No, we don't want to go to the hospital. What good would that do? Look at us, I don't think getting our stomachs pumped is going to accomplish much at this point. The main reason we were hoping you'd come is...well...we need somebody who still has access to fingers for...certain purposes. Or a dick, either one. A little of both, if you've got time."
