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One o' those mountin' goats (Animated)
🕑 Added 2024-12-07 04:18:41 +0000 UTCAt the advice of your guidebook, you hiked up to this overlook for some incredible views of the mountain range...but you ended up with a different kind of incredible view instead.
"Isn't it breathtaking?" She said with a bleat in her voice. Yeah...yeah, it's pretty breathtaking alright. It was obvious she knew what you were thinking as she wiggled it in your face. "So much to see and enjoy up here...although the lack of oxygen at this altitude makes some people pass out, so it's best to go slow until you've adjusted. Me, I've been living up here since I ended up like this, so I don't have any trouble with it anymore."
It was hard to focus on what she was saying. She laughed, a lilting ba-ah that pierced the crisp air. "C'mon, no need to be shy. They don't call us mountin' goats for nothing."
