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Here, may be your last chance
🕑 Added 2024-11-18 05:02:50 +0000 UTC"Here, it's still mostly on the human side of things, but probably won't be for long. You want to hit it one more time for old time's sake?
I don't know how you found me out here. No, I didn't go into this with any forethought. Do I look like I considered the ramifications of turning into a panda? I was kind of having a panic attack about my future, ordered the pills online with one day shipping, and took 'em before I even left the mailbox. I'm indecisive about everything, I was afraid if I thought about it too hard I wouldn't go through with it. Yes, I KNOW it's a big deal. But there's no going back now, is there?
What am I gonna do next? I don't know, I guess I hoped someone would report a panda wandering around the park, they'd sedate me and take me to the zoo. We're endangered, they ought to take good care of me. And...I won't have to worry about the future anymore.
But...if you want to hang out here and fool around, or just watch the sunset of my humanity, I wouldn't mind the company..."
