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Here's what I got
🕑 Added 2024-11-14 04:16:36 +0000 UTC"Relax! I didn't chase you down to eat you...yet. You smell nice so I thought I'd make you an offer. See, there aren't too many other werewolves in the area. Used to be more, but I can be a bit...aggressive about what I want. The stories I could tell...well, not tryin' to scare you away. The point is, a lot of them have moved on to other territories. The less dick I get, the more assertive I get, and the fewer guys are willing to deal with this 'crazy bitch.' I've been trying to tone it down, but's a vicious cycle. You have no idea what going into heat feels like.
So...no, the offer isn't 'do you want to become a werewolf.' Look down at your arm...yeah, that ship has sailed, my friend. And the offer isn't 'let me ride you until I howl every night.' I can tell you think you might be able to handle that, and you're certainly welcome to try, but you have no idea what you're getting into.
No, the offer is, you recruit some associates under you in my little pyramid scheme and then you won't have to put up with me as often. Anyone you know who you think might be interested in this gift, and hopefully has some stamina. Alright? Just takes a quick scratch or a bite, and don't worry, I'll find 'em.
But, as for tonight, you're lucky contestant number one..."
