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These dealership ads are out of hand (Animated)
🕑 Added 2024-11-05 04:40:34 +0000 UTC"Hey! Do you drive a car you hate?! Do you wish you could find something better, at a fraction of the cost? Don't waste time going to those OTHER dealerships, come on down to Circe's Discount Auto, where your satisfaction is our highest priority! Take it from me, Brad...ina, Bradina! I'm here with the rest of our reliable staff to serve all your needs! Let me service you!
We've got red cars, we've got green cars...a-any color you want! Shopping here is quite the transformative experience. We guarantee you'll drive off the lot entirely satisfied with your purchase! If not...well, our friendly proprietor just might make some adjustments in your life until you're happy as a pig in mud! She might even force you to do some TV spots as penance for shit-talking her dealership! Haha...ha...c-come on down...!"
