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-Clack- Bartender, another!
🕑 Added 2024-11-04 03:59:08 +0000 UTC"One more over here, for the deer! -hic- C'mon, while I can shtill talk!
What're you lookin' at? Never sheen a talkin' deer before? Don't worry, won't have to shee one for long. -hic- I'm terminal...change is movin' along quick now. Dammit, I loved this ol' jacket...be a dear and finish tearin m'shirt off? It'sh real un-comfter-ble.
Yeah, one of those wrong place at the wrong time things...shtood too close to some magic bullshit gone wrong, and shtarted getting -hic- fuzzy. Head's gettin' fuzzy now too, dunno if it'sh the drink or if I got animal brainsh now. I don't have any plans, maybe I'll shtop by th' zoo, shee if they can take me in...I'll be damned if I jusht wander off into the woods, get shot by some hunter inna week. -hic-
Sayyyyy, friend, you got room for a quadruped at your place? Can I at leasht crash for the night? I'm no good for drivin' right now either way..."
