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🕑 Added 2024-11-11 05:03:47 +0000 UTCAnd now, an exclusive interview with the two budding scientists who - get this - have transformed themselves into mooses. Moose? That sounds unnatural as a singular noun. Anyway...
Folks, I've been informed that we won't be able to show you both of these ladies on TV as one is being rather obstinate about her choice of clothing, or lack thereof, but we go now live to reporter Alicia Graves to discuss this bizarre situation with woman-turned-moose Patricia Feltzburg. Over to you, Alicia.
"So, Patricia."
"Patty."
"Patty, I'm sure the foremost question on our viewers minds is...why a moose?"
"To be honest Alicia, it's the DNA we had on hand, and it's a species much larger than humans which means there's less chance of something going wrong, like ending up with my brain compressed into a smaller skull. I'm not sure such concerns were necessary, though, since as you can see we're still about human-sized."
"Yes, at least in the height department...unless your friend here was always, er, endowed...?"
"No, that seems to be one of the perks of the transformation. You're lucky I still mostly fit into this thing and didn't get a chance to peel it off yet. This almost had to be a phone interview. Something about being an animal...clothes just don't feel right against your fur. It's coming off as soon as we're done talking."
"But...why change yourselves into animals in the first place?"
"We were bored. And not getting a lot of attention or funding for our research. Sure seems to have worked, didn't it? You're here now. Actually, we have some extra serum over there, would you like to join us? You'd make an incredibly cute moose."
"...I'll have to get back to you on that. Back to you, Tom."
