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I'm a lumberjack and I'm not ok
🕑 Added 2024-09-25 03:19:43 +0000 UTC"Oh god...s-someone else out here? I don't know whether to be grateful or mortified...
I've been clearing out some of these trees, I'm a lumberjack...I was just out here lumberjacking, as you do, and I don't know what happened. Upset some forest spirit, or bothered the local wildlife...I just started feeling really hot, and then my pants started tearing...tore them off and I was, uh, missing something really important. I guess you can see what I mean. Started growing fur, and bloating up something fierce...felt pretty uncomfortable, and a bit embarrassed to say I couldn't help a bit of caterwaulin'...actually heard my voice getting more and more feminine. Fuckin...don't know what the hell to do. Hope I'm done changin'. Feel like I need...something. Not gonna get into that. But...you've been a good listener, can I ask for your help? Maybe you can let people know what to expect so they don't run away screaming their head off..."
